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Every day I walk into college, I’m swarmed by women asking for my snap or asking me on dates.

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    Every day I walk into X, and I'm swarmed by women asking for my snap or asking me on dates. It's gotten to the point where I'm consistently late to class, and it's starting to affect my grades. I don't know if it's because word got that out that I watch Naruto, or maybe that I'm a Computer Math and Statistic stream student, but all the attention is getting tiring. I've considered wearing a disguise, or walking outside in the cold, but both of these options come with their own set of problems.
    
    What would you guys suggest to help me out??

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    The original pasta was written by u/Shimreef for University of Saskatchewan subreddit and became an instant meme. It was meant as satire but its outrageous nature caught on and got reposted to different other subreddits.

    Basically as the title suggests. Every day I walk into Place Riel and through the arts tunnel, and every day I’m swarmed by women asking for my snap or asking me on dates. It’s gotten to the point where I’m consistently late to class, and it’s starting to affect my grades. I don’t know if it’s because word got that out that I watch anime, or maybe that I’m a music major, but all the attention is getting tiring. I’ve considered wearing a disguise, or walking outside in the cold, but both of these options come with their own set of problems.
    
    What would you guys suggest to help me out??