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    ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ EID MUBAR-COCK๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ† MY SHAWARMA SHARMOOTAS๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿฅ™ RAMADAN IS OVER ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ WE GOT 3๏ธโƒฃ DAYS OF FESTIVITIES ๐Ÿฅณ ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰ TIME TO FEAST ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ‘… ON SOME PALESTINIAN ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธPUSSY ๐Ÿฑ NO NEED TO WAIT FOR SUNSET ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž TO SUCK THAT DELICIOUS ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคค COCK ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† AND GARGLE ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿค‘BABAS ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธBALLSACK ๐Ÿ€โšฝ๏ธ BUT MAKE SURE YOU SWALLOW ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ YOU NASTY ๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿ˜ทSAND ๐Ÿ๐ŸSLUT ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ POPPING BOTTLES ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐ŸพAND EATING ASS ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ IS BACK ๐Ÿ”™๐Ÿ”™ON THE MENU ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ“œBUT NOT ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ MISS PIGGYโ€™S ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐ŸทJUICY ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉCHEEKS CAUSE PORK๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ– IS HARAM๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ BE GENEROUS AND SEND โžก๏ธโžก๏ธโžก๏ธ THIS TO ALL YOUR HARAM-BAES ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ IF YOU GET NONE BACK, YOUโ€™RE ONEโ˜๐Ÿฝ HALAL๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ HABIBI๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป IF YOU GET ๐Ÿ”Ÿ BACK YOUโ€™RE A TRUE HOE-JABI๐Ÿง•๐Ÿง•๐Ÿง• GET 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ BACK AND BE REWARDED WITH ๐Ÿ’ฏ VIRGINS.
    Hey there you sex-deprived sacrificers ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ you indulging imams ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ•Œ you fuck-loving fasters ๐Ÿฅต ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ˜ itโ€™s time to go from prayboy to playboy ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ + ๐Ÿฆตโ™ฆ๏ธ๐Ÿฆต because we have a need for greed ๐Ÿ’ด ๐Ÿ’ฐ this eid โœŠ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿฅ– ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ’ฏ Itโ€™s been a crazy ๐Ÿ˜œ covid cock infested ๐Ÿฆ  ๐Ÿ˜ท ๐Ÿค’ quarantine this year ๐Ÿก โœ‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”žso by now Iโ€™m sure you wanna meet new people๐Ÿ‘ซ ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿผfor dinner ๐Ÿฅ˜ before you meat them ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ for dessert ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜ So if youโ€™re down to slob on some kebab ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿฅ™ ๐Ÿฅ– ๐Ÿฅ™ with extra tahini โ›ฝ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿคค and are itchin ๐Ÿ˜ฉ for a chicken ๐Ÿ— & dicken ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŒฝ with extra thumeya ๐Ÿฅ› ๐Ÿฅ› ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ then cum on down ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ and let your beast feast ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿด ๐Ÿ‘„ so you can ram ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŒถ ๐Ÿ these freshly shaven lambs ๐Ÿ‘ โœ‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ’‡ before itโ€™s their bloody ๐Ÿฉธ ๐ŸŒŠ time of the month ๐Ÿ“… โฐ ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ If your prick canโ€™t pick ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿง๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธbetween the two ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ + ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ = ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ›Œ then warm up with a little Shawermuta ๐Ÿฅ™ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿฅต and ูƒุณ"ุดุนุฑูŠ " ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿ˜ผbefore you graduate ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽ“ to Dunkin ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿฉ ๐Ÿ˜‰ and Bustin Kream ๐Ÿฅด ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ป on some hoes bโ€™laban ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿš ๐Ÿฅ› with Om Ali ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€โš•๏ธafter maghreb ๐ŸŒš ๐ŸŒš ๐Ÿ˜ That wonโ€™t be not enough, โ€œsogo2โ€ ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒญ even longer ๐Ÿ˜ณ until your sausage goes from a big boom ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿคฏ to ู…ูุฑูˆู… ๐Ÿ™Š ๐Ÿ’€ โšฐ๏ธ Be sure shower ๐Ÿ› before you deflower ๐Ÿ”ž ๐ŸŒบ ๐Ÿ›Œ ๐Ÿ˜ and put on some cologne ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿฅฐ before you make her moan ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ โšก๏ธ so you can be a freak in the sheets ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿšช ๐Ÿ›Œ but a sheikh in the streets ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ โ˜บ๏ธ โ˜ช๏ธ Most importantly, donโ€™t forget cuntsent ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ=๐Ÿ’ž and to wrap up ๐ŸŽ that grape leaf ๐Ÿ†&๐ŸŽ€=๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ‘ฐ so you make a ma7shy ๐ŸŽž ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธbefore you have her mash you๐Ÿฅด โœŠ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿฅ– ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธWhy waste that suckulent taste ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ‘„ when youโ€™ve prayed to get laid? ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ&๐Ÿƒ=๐Ÿ›Œ Send this to 10 horny hijabis ๐Ÿง• ๐Ÿง• or else, the only meat thatโ€™s gonna get beat ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿฆด ๐Ÿถ is the little minaret between your legs ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿฆต โœŠ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’จ
    It's Finally Eid ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™ˆโ€ผ Ramadan ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ Is Officially Over ๐Ÿ˜โœŒ๐Ÿผ๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ Say Hello ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ To Shaytan ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘บ Cause He's BACK๐Ÿ”‚ But I Ain't Worried ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ Cause God ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿฝ Got My Back ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฏโœ”๏ธ Today Make Sure You Pray ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ“… Don't Be Greedy ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ™„ Give Zakat ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ต Then Sip Ciroc๐Ÿ˜ˆ Summers Just Begun ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ Get Some MorCOCKan Or Kiss Some HijaBAES ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’‹ Hennything Can Happen In Shaa Allah ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š Send To 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ People โ€ผ๏ธ Or Shaytan Will Baghdad Ass Up On You ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ท
    ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ EID MUBAR-COCK๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ† MY SHAWARMA SHARMOOTAS๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿฅ™ RAMADAN IS OVER ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ WE GOT 3๏ธโƒฃ DAYS OF FESTIVITIES ๐Ÿฅณ ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰ TIME TO FEAST ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ‘… ON SOME PALESTINIAN ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธPUSSY ๐Ÿฑ NO NEED TO WAIT FOR SUNSET ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž TO SUCK THAT DELICIOUS ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคค COCK ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† AND GARGLE ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿค‘BABAS ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธBALLSACK ๐Ÿ€โšฝ๏ธ BUT MAKE SURE YOU SWALLOW ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ YOU NASTY ๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿ˜ทSAND ๐Ÿ๐ŸSLUT ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ POPPING BOTTLES ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐ŸพAND EATING ASS ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ IS BACK ๐Ÿ”™๐Ÿ”™ON THE MENU ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ“œBUT NOT ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ MISS PIGGYโ€™S ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐ŸทJUICY ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉCHEEKS CAUSE PORK๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ– IS HARAM๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ BE GENEROUS AND SEND โžก๏ธโžก๏ธโžก๏ธ THIS TO ALL YOUR HARAM-BAES ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ IF YOU GET NONE BACK, YOUโ€™RE ONEโ˜๐Ÿฝ HALAL๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ HABIBI๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป IF YOU GET ๐Ÿ”Ÿ BACK YOUโ€™RE A TRUE HOE-JABI๐Ÿง•๐Ÿง•๐Ÿง• GET 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ BACK AND BE REWARDED WITH ๐Ÿ’ฏ VIRGINS.