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Eid Al-fitr

    🎉🎊 EID MUBAR-COCK🐓🍆 MY SHAWARMA SHARMOOTAS🥙🥙🥙 RAMADAN IS OVER 🏁🏁🏁 WE GOT 3️⃣ DAYS OF FESTIVITIES 🥳 🎊🎉 TIME TO FEAST 👅 👅 👅 ON SOME PALESTINIAN 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸PUSSY 🐱 NO NEED TO WAIT FOR SUNSET 🌞🌞🌞 TO SUCK THAT DELICIOUS 😋🤤 COCK 🍆 🍆🍆 AND GARGLE 😛🤑BABAS 🧔🏾‍♂️🧔🏾‍♂️BALLSACK 🏀⚽️ BUT MAKE SURE YOU SWALLOW 💦💦💦 YOU NASTY 🤮 😷SAND 🏝🏝SLUT 👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️ POPPING BOTTLES 🍾🍾🍾AND EATING ASS 🍽🍑 IS BACK 🔙🔙ON THE MENU 📜📜📜BUT NOT 🚫🚫🚫 MISS PIGGY’S 🐷🐷🐷JUICY 😩😩😩CHEEKS CAUSE PORK🐖🐖 IS HARAM🐸🐸🐸 BE GENEROUS AND SEND ➡️➡️➡️ THIS TO ALL YOUR HARAM-BAES 🦍🦍🦍 IF YOU GET NONE BACK, YOU’RE ONE☝🏽 HALAL👌🏽 HABIBI👶🏻 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU’RE A TRUE HOE-JABI🧕🧕🧕 GET 6️⃣9️⃣ BACK AND BE REWARDED WITH 💯 VIRGINS.
    Hey there you sex-deprived sacrificers 🚫🛌🤷🏻‍♀️ you indulging imams 🍆 💦 🕌 you fuck-loving fasters 🥵 👉🏼 👌🏼 😏 it’s time to go from prayboy to playboy 🙏🏼 + 🦵♦️🦵 because we have a need for greed 💴 💰 this eid ✊🏼 🥖 💦 💦 😋 💯 It’s been a crazy 😜 covid cock infested 🦠 😷 🤒 quarantine this year 🏡 ✋🏿🔞so by now I’m sure you wanna meet new people👫 👭🏼👬🏼for dinner 🥘 before you meat them 🍖 💦 😩 for dessert 👋🏼 🍑 😏 So if you’re down to slob on some kebab 👅 🥙 🥖 🥙 with extra tahini ⛽️ 💦 💦 🤤 and are itchin 😩 for a chicken 🍗 & dicken 🍑 💦 🌽 with extra thumeya 🥛 🥛 😉 👌🏼 then cum on down 💦 💦 and let your beast feast 😋 🍴 👄 so you can ram 🐏 💨🌶 🐏 these freshly shaven lambs 🐑 ✂️ 💇 before it’s their bloody 🩸 🌊 time of the month 📅 ⏰ 💁🏻‍♀️ If your prick can’t pick 💁🏻‍♀️ 👈 🧍🏻‍♂️between the two 🤷🏻‍♀️ + 🤷🏻‍♂️ = 🔞🛌 then warm up with a little Shawermuta 🥙 🔥 🥵 and كس"شعري " 👅🦵💎🦵😼before you graduate 👨‍🎓 to Dunkin 👉🏼 🍩 😉 and Bustin Kream 🥴 🍆 💦 💦 😻 on some hoes b’laban 👋🏼🤪🍚 🥛 with Om Ali 👩🏻‍⚕️👩🏻‍⚕️after maghreb 🌚 🌚 😏 That won’t be not enough, “sogo2” 🌭 🌭 even longer 😳 until your sausage goes from a big boom 🍆 💦 💥 🤯 to مفروم 🙊 💀 ⚰️ Be sure shower 🛁 before you deflower 🔞 🌺 🛌 😏 and put on some cologne 🍼 💨 🥰 before you make her moan 😩 😩 ⚡️ so you can be a freak in the sheets 😈🚫 🚪 🛌 but a sheikh in the streets 👳🏽‍♂️👳🏽‍♂️🙏🏼 ☺️ ☪️ Most importantly, don’t forget cuntsent 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏽‍♂️=💞 and to wrap up 🎁 that grape leaf 🍆&🎀=👩🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼 👰 so you make a ma7shy 🎞 🔞🙅🏻‍♀️before you have her mash you🥴 ✊🏼 🥖 💦 💆🏻‍♀️Why waste that suckulent taste 😋 👉🏼 👄 when you’ve prayed to get laid? 🙏🏼 🙏🏼 🏃🏻‍♀️&🏃=🛌 Send this to 10 horny hijabis 🧕 🧕 or else, the only meat that’s gonna get beat 👋🏼 🍖 🦴 🐶 is the little minaret between your legs 🦵🦵 ✊🏼🍆 💨
    It's Finally Eid 😳🙈‼ Ramadan 🚫🍔🍕🍟 Is Officially Over 😝✌🏼️🙅🏽 Say Hello 👋🏼 To Shaytan 👹👺 Cause He's BACK🔂 But I Ain't Worried 🙅🏽 Cause God 👼🏽 Got My Back 🙌🏼💯✔️ Today Make Sure You Pray 🙏🏿🙌🏿 📅 Don't Be Greedy 😡🙄 Give Zakat 💸💰💵 Then Sip Ciroc😈 Summers Just Begun 👅👏🏼 Get Some MorCOCKan Or Kiss Some HijaBAES 🍆💋 Hennything Can Happen In Shaa Allah 🙈🙊 Send To 1️⃣5️⃣ People ‼️ Or Shaytan Will Baghdad Ass Up On You 😂😷
    🎉🎊 EID MUBAR-COCK🐓🍆 MY SHAWARMA SHARMOOTAS🥙🥙🥙 RAMADAN IS OVER 🏁🏁🏁 WE GOT 3️⃣ DAYS OF FESTIVITIES 🥳 🎊🎉 TIME TO FEAST 👅 👅 👅 ON SOME PALESTINIAN 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸PUSSY 🐱 NO NEED TO WAIT FOR SUNSET 🌞🌞🌞 TO SUCK THAT DELICIOUS 😋🤤 COCK 🍆 🍆🍆 AND GARGLE 😛🤑BABAS 🧔🏾‍♂️🧔🏾‍♂️BALLSACK 🏀⚽️ BUT MAKE SURE YOU SWALLOW 💦💦💦 YOU NASTY 🤮 😷SAND 🏝🏝SLUT 👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️ POPPING BOTTLES 🍾🍾🍾AND EATING ASS 🍽🍑 IS BACK 🔙🔙ON THE MENU 📜📜📜BUT NOT 🚫🚫🚫 MISS PIGGY’S 🐷🐷🐷JUICY 😩😩😩CHEEKS CAUSE PORK🐖🐖 IS HARAM🐸🐸🐸 BE GENEROUS AND SEND ➡️➡️➡️ THIS TO ALL YOUR HARAM-BAES 🦍🦍🦍 IF YOU GET NONE BACK, YOU’RE ONE☝🏽 HALAL👌🏽 HABIBI👶🏻 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU’RE A TRUE HOE-JABI🧕🧕🧕 GET 6️⃣9️⃣ BACK AND BE REWARDED WITH 💯 VIRGINS.