Its the infamous video of Eggman announcing to the whole world that Shadow pissed on his wife and he’s ending the world because of that.
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too! Spamton announcement
I HAVE COME TO MAKE A [[Public Announcement]]!
[[TV Guy]] IS A [[$%#!]]ASS MOTHER[[$#?%]]!!
HE [[Pipis]] ON MY WIFE! THAT'S RIGHT! HE TOOK HIS ANNOYING [[TV TIME!]] OUT AND [[Pipis]] ON MY WIFE!! HE SAID IT WAS TH1S [[Adjustable Size!]] AND I 5AID THATIS [[Morally Dubious]]
SO IAM MAKING A [[Then he clicked POST. . .]] ON MY [[Darkner Web, Sign up today!]] TENNA THE [[TV Guy]] YOU'VE GOT A [[below average]] [[Pipis]] IT 1S THE SIZE OF A [[Scam]] EXCEPT WAY [[Lesser, Lesser, yet Lesser]]!! AND GUESS WHAT? HEREIS WHAT MY [[Pipis]] LOOKS LIKE!! THAT'S RIGHT [[Gentleladies and Gentlemans]] ALL [[Cutting edge technology]] NO [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO [[Kromers]] AND A [[Pipe]]
HE [[$%#!]] MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT?! I"LL [[#§$&]] THE DARK WORLD!! THAT"S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU [[Mail Received please check your inbox]], MY SUPER LASER [[Pipis]]. EXCEPT I'M NOT [[Pipis]] ON THE DARK WORLD, I'M GONNA GO [[Better, Higher, More advanced!]], I'M [[Pipis]] ON THE LIGHT WORLD. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT [[TV guy]], I [[Pipis]] ON THE LIGHT WORLD YOU [[Unpaid Intern]]!
YOU HAVE [[Limited time sale, only 23 Hours remaining!]] BEFORE THE [[Pipis]] HIT THE [[§%#]] DARK WORLD, NOW GET OUT OF MY [[5&#ß]] [[Bad Eyesight? Visit today!]], BEFORE I [[Pipis]] ON [[You, yes YOU can get a special deal today!]] TOO.