Does playing babbling book make anyone else really happy?

Also known as the Babbling Book copypasta, it started from the Hearthstone subreddit.

Does playing babbling book make anyone else really happy?

Babbling book is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all at one mana you drop him on the board and that chill ass motherfucker gives you a spell to use later in the game. And you also get this adorable little 1/1 can ping things but usually is too harmless to be removed.

But more than the BB is just so positive. It comes on the board like "do you want to cast a spell?" and I'm like "yeah BB i do want to cast a spell let's do this shit" and when he attacks he's like "SPELLS ARE FUN" and I'm like "yeah they are SO FUN." He doesn't say some bullshit macho shit like "I will destroy you" he's just like "nah spells are fun." And it looks so happy. I mean this is an inanimate object literally brought to life by magic. It understands it's life is a temporary magical gift and the dude is just fucking loving it. I mean look at his face he's just so happy.

I am literally never sad when babbling book is on board. IDK if he's gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now he (or she) a pretty chill card

Does playing Swashburglar make anyone else really happy?

Its the Babbling Book copypasta but changed to the Swashburglar.

Swashburglar is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all at 1 Mana. You drop him on the board and that chill-ass mofo gives you a card from another class to use later in the game. And you also get this nifty little 1/2 that can ping things, but usually is too harmless to be removed.

But, more than that, SB is just so positive. It comes on the board like "Ahhahaha! Let's dance!" and I'm like "Yeah, SB. I do want to dance. Let's do this shit". And when he attacks he's like "A TANGO?" and I'm like "Damn straight, SB. I mean, it takes two to tango. Right, kappa?". He doesn't say some bullshit macho shit like "I will destroy you!". He's just like "Nah, let's dance." And he looks so happy. I mean this is a literally just a carefree corsair not bound by any sort of ties whatsoever. All he does is just drink beer, pillage and loot. He understands that life is a temporary magical gift and the dude is just fucking loving it. I mean, look at his face. He's just so happy.

I am literally never sad when Swashburglar is on board. IDK if he's gonna make it into the metagame or not, but, for now, he's a pretty chill card. ☠️👍