Oh, you mean: Atrocious Acts Accomplished At Discount, Bilious Bastardry for Bargain-Bin Prices, Criminal Capers Completed Competitively Priced Dastardly Doings at a Discounted Price, Evil Exertions Executed Extremely Inexpensively, Filthy Feats Furnished For Less, Gross Games Garnished at Great Rebate, Hellish Hooliganism Had Highly Rebated, Iniquitous Impugnment Issued In Bulk, Jerring Jobs for Juvenile Prices, Killing Kindness at Kiddy Klub Costs, Licentious Larceny at Legally Limited Rates, Malicious Madness Machinated at Maximum Discount, Naughty Notions Negotiated at a Negligible Cost, Overbearing Oppressiveness Outsourced On Demand, Perverted Pillaging Performed at Payless Markdown, Questionable Quests Quarried at Quackpot Prices, Ribald Rackets Realized at Reduced Price, Sinister Shenanigans Supplied at Satisfactory Rates, Thuggish Things Terminated at Tiny Prices, Unspeakable Undertakings Unleashed at Unusual Discount, Villanous Ventures Vanquished Via Rebates, Wicked Wars Waged at Wanton Discount, Xtreme Xcess Xecuted at X-Mas Discount, Yucky Yerking Yeilded at Year-End Prices, or Zany Zonking Zoned for Zero Markup