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Dear Mr. Gates

    Dear Mr. Gates
    
    Was that actually ur (your) son I met on Modern Warfare 2๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”? I believe his name is โ€œXxXSmokeDank420XxX.โ€ He said his dad is Bill Gates, and heโ€™ll get me ๐ŸšซbannedโŒ from Xbox Live๐Ÿ˜จ. He also said he engaged in intercourse with my mother๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•. Iโ€™m not sure if thatโ€™s true, but when I asked her about it โ”๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ฉโ“, she started crying๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ. Just want 2 (to) know if thatโ€™s ur (your) son.
    
    P.S. (postscript) Iโ€™ve met like 30 of ur (your) children๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ฆ on Xbox Live. u (you) must be laying mad pipe ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ in order to have spawned that many offspring๐Ÿคฐ. Honestly inhuman how much pussัƒ uโ€™ve (youโ€™ve) been pounding ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘. Keep up the good work!!๐Ÿ‘(Though I suggest u (you) should b (be) a little more careful โ›‘๐Ÿ˜ท 4 (for) now, with ๐Ÿบcoronavirus๐Ÿฆ  going around and everything๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’.) Stay safe and have a good day!
    
    Sincerely, Adrian :)
    
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