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Day in the life of a true Brexit geezer

    day in the life of a TRUE BREXIT GEEZER!!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍺👴🏻 wake up and greet the wife Susan👵🏻❤️‍🔥😘 my lil princess isnt she beautiful👱🏽‍♀️🫦👟 time to take george to football👦🏼🤣⚽️ rev up the bugatti UIEEE🚗💨🤪🤪 quick stop at toby’s and LOAD UP THAT PLATE🍽🍖🫘🥔 get a pint n scran🍺🌭 pitch lookin lovely today lads⚽️🥅 JUST A BIT A BANTER🤪🤬🥁chippy makes a 38-nil loss better😔🍟🍛 pop down local pride😁👕🔴 GOOD OL PIE LOOK AT THAT!!!🥧🥧🥧 SUSAN MADE DINNER!!! LOVELY!!!🥘😍😍 pop down and have a couple a pints with the lads!!👴🏻🍻👴🏻🍻👴🏻 and finish up at the FORTRESS OF DREAMS🛌😴💤
    Day in the life of a true Brexit geezer:
    Wake up and meet the wife Susan.
    My little princess, isn't she beautiful?
    Time to take George to football.
    Rev up the Bugatti, ye!
    Quick stop at Toby's and load up that plate.
    Get a pint.
    Pitch lookin' lovely today lads.
    Just a bit of banter.
    Chippy makes a 38-0 (nil) loss better.
    Pop down local pride,
    Good ol' pie! Look at that!
    Susan made dinner, lovely!
    Pop down have a couple pints with the lads,
    And finish up in the fortress of dreams.