Dark Souls ruined my life. There were some thugs who tried to rob me the other day. I immediately roared and tried to replicate Manus' five hit combo. They laughed and kicked the shit out of me. When I was shopping, I found a cool greatcoat and tried to look its item description. It was a bit heavy, "I wish I had Havel's Ring." I said to myself. I asked the shop assistant how much souls is it. She yelled at me, I didnt understand why for a second. My mom says she is worried about me, I replied her how cool it is to use ultra greatswords. She doesnt get me. I started to roll when I saw a dog in the park, thinking it was Sif. I also feel discomfort about there are not enough blacksmiths in my area to forge my armor. Dark Souls ruined my life.