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Dabuz

    These Dabuz copypasta are hilarious
    Iโ€™ll take a double triple Dabuzzy Deluxe๐Ÿ˜, on a raft๐Ÿ›ถ, four-by-four min-min style๐Ÿœ, extra pikmin๐Ÿ‘ฝ with a shimmy and a squeeze, light Lunaโญ๏ธ grease, make it cry๐Ÿ˜ญ, burn it๐Ÿ”ฅ, and let it swim๐ŸŒŠ
    Dabuz kinda cute. Dabuz kinda clean. Dabuz is kinda in a weird place right now. Heโ€™s got the potential to be a top 5 player but is going through a slump. Heโ€™s not as dominant in Ultimate as he was in Mario Party, but heโ€™s still on track to be a mid-tier by this time January.
    
    Dabuz was an old man now, dying in a hospital bed. He extended his lips until they reached the ground, and he whispered into my hips a message. He said, โ€œIโ€™d like you to have my lips when Iโ€™m dead.โ€ I said, โ€œbuddy, your lips can barely even reach the ground anymore."
    Samuel Robert Buzby, aka โ€œDabuzโ€, was a captain for the summit flight of โ€˜04, where nearly 15 thousand people lost their lives. Samuel Buzby was stripped of his pilotโ€™s license, and now serves life in prison.
    If dabuz grabs me, I'm not mashing out ๐Ÿคจ I'm leaning in ๐Ÿ’‹
    If Dabuz has million number of fans i am one of them ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿป. if Dabuz has ten fans i am one of them. if Dabuz have only one fan and that is me ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿพ. if Dabuz has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth ๐Ÿ˜ข. if world against Dabuz, i am against the world โŒ๐ŸŒโ˜„๏ธ. i love #Dabuz till my last breath.. ๐Ÿ˜ .. Die Hard fan of Dabuz ๐Ÿค“๐ŸŒน. Hit Like If you Think Dabuz Best player & Smart In the world ๐Ÿค 
    if dabuz has million number of pikmin i am one of them. if dabuz has six pikmin i am one of them (and it is Brawl). if dabuz has no pikmin, that means he hurl me off stage for greater good. if meta against dabuz, i am against the meta. i love dabuz till my last damage tick... die hard fan of dabuz. Hit enemy with skull if u think dabuz cutest & galaxy brain in the world
    "Our father, who art in New York, hallowed be thy main. Thy Pikmin come, thy will be done, on smashville as it is on battlefield. Give us, this match, our daily win, and forgive us our camping, as we forgive those who camp against us"
    In New York, crowd goinโ€™ wild ๐Ÿ—ฝThat's how we already know Dabuz's here ๐Ÿ‘‘My king would prolly do it for the yeezy drip ๐Ÿ‘ŸThat's just all he do, he donโ€™t know how to lose ๐Ÿ† I tried to zone 'em, yeah โœ‹I tried to zone 'em, yeah, yeah โœ‹Gone on you with the Pikmin toss ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿฅ• Young Dabuz, he in Lippo mode ๐Ÿ’‹
    Dabuz is a top SSBU professional player from Nesconset, New York who is currently residing in New Jersey. He is an Olimar and Rosalina & Luma player who is considered the best Rosalina & Luma player in the world and one of the two best Olimar players in the world, along with Shuton.
    Dabuz isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with Olimar? Samuel puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. MKLeo breaks metas. Marss breaks expensive flatscreen television sets. Dabuz breaks the spirit of rushdown players. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the zoning.
    Dabuz kinda cute. Dabuz kinda clean. Dabuz is kinda in a weird place right now. Heโ€™s got the potential to be a top 5 player but is going through a slump. Heโ€™s not as dominant in Ultimate as he was in Mario Party, but heโ€™s still on track to be a mid-tier by this time January.
    Our father, who art in New York, hallowed be thy main. Thy Pikmin come, thy will be done, on smashville as it is on battlefield. Give us, this match, our daily win, and forgive us our camping, as we forgive those who camp against us.
    Who is Dabuz? For dablind, it is dalight. For dahungry, it is dabread. For dasick, it is the dacure. For dasad, it is dajoy. For dapoor, it is the datreasure; for dadebtor, it is daforgiveness.
    ITS ABOUT DABUZ ๐Ÿ˜ณ ITS ABOUT DAPOWER ๐Ÿ˜ณ WE STAY DAHUNGRY ๐Ÿ˜ณ WE DAVOUR ๐Ÿ˜ณ PUT IN DAWORK ๐Ÿ˜ณ PUT IN DAHOURS ๐Ÿ˜ณ AND TAKE WHATโ€™S OURS ๐Ÿ˜ณ
    if dabuz ๐Ÿ’‹ and my girl ๐Ÿ‘ธ ๐Ÿ˜ both drowning๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐ŸŒŠ and I can only save one๐Ÿ˜ค catch me at my girls funeral๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐ŸŒน chanting KING OF NEW YORK ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ‘‘
    DABUZ ๐Ÿ˜ณ isn't someone you "like" or "dislike". It's someone you do research on to arrive at an informed position ๐Ÿ˜ณThe last thing you should do is get involved because of his lips ๐Ÿ˜ณ or his status as the King of New York. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
    dabuz kinda cute tho ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
    DABUZ KINDA CUTE ๐Ÿ˜ณ DABUZ KINDA CLEAN ๐Ÿ˜ณ DABUZ KINDA LOOKIN' LIKE THE MAN OF MY DREAMS ๐Ÿ˜ณ
    WALK AROUND IN THIS BlTCH LIKE IM DABUZ ๐Ÿšถ FIRE THIS BlTCH LIKE IM DABUZ ๐Ÿ”ซ SIPPIN CHAMPAGNE IN SAKS LIKE IM DABUZ ๐Ÿพ ALWAYS IN NEIMAN LIKE IM DABUZ ๐Ÿ›๏ธ
    Dabuz kinda cute. ๐Ÿ˜ณ Dabuz kinda clean. ๐Ÿ˜ณ Dabuz lookin like the man of my dreams ๐Ÿ˜
    ๐Ÿ˜ณ Dabuz kinda quiet ๐Ÿ˜ณ Dabuz kinda sus ๐Ÿ˜ณ Dabuz might be the imposter among us ๐Ÿ˜ณ
    WALK AROUND IN THIS BITCH LIKE IM DABUZ ๐Ÿšถ FIRE THIS BITCH LIKE IM DABUZ ๐Ÿ”ซ SIPPIN CHAMPAGNE IN SAKS LIKE IM DABUZ ๐Ÿพ ALWAYS IN NEIMAN LIKE IM DABUZ ๐Ÿ›๏ธ
    Letโ€™s say, Dabuzothetically, Dabuz grabs you at 0% damage. ๐Ÿ˜ณ In that Dabuzuation, you must fall in love, there is no alternative. ๐Ÿ˜ณ They released this pathetic little fighterpass, they tried to stop Dabuz, but they couldnโ€™t do it, they could not do it, and they never will. Dabuz is too powerful. The path forward is simple, we kiss Dalipz. ๐Ÿ˜ณ We have to kiss Dalipz immediately. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
    Dab-chan ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๏ผŸTSUYOI ๐Ÿ’ช ๏ผDab-chan ๐Ÿคฉ ๏ผŸSUGOI ๐ŸŒฑ ๏ผDab-chan ๐Ÿ˜ ๏ผŸKAWAII ๐Ÿ’‹ ๏ผ
    DABUZ TAN LINDO, DABUZ TAN BELLO, DABUZ TAN COMO EL HOMBRE DE MIS SUEร‘OS
    Is there an anime character stronger than Dabuz?
    
    And I'm referring to King of New York Dabuz with the Eternal Mangekyou Pikmin and laptop doujutsus (with the Pikmin Pluck ability) equipped with his Luma and control of Monique and Lunar Landing, a complete Ram-Ram, with Myran's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Up Smash Up Smash Up Air Up and Rosa-Luma release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in Kid Icarus: Uprising and camping.
    who is dabuz? in math: my solution โž— in history: my king ๐Ÿ‘‘ in art: my muse ๐ŸŽจ in science: my oxygen ๐Ÿ’จ in geography: my world ๐ŸŒŽ
    
    Who is Dabuz? ๐Ÿค” For dablind, ๐Ÿฆ‡ it is dalight. ๐Ÿ’ก For dahungry ๐Ÿ˜ฃ , it is dabread. ๐Ÿž For dasick, ๐Ÿ’‰ it is dacure. โš•๏ธ For dasad ๐Ÿ˜ข , it is dajoy. ๐Ÿ˜‚ For dapoor ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฐ , it is datreasure; ๐Ÿ’ฐ โ›๏ธ for dadebtor โž– ๐Ÿ’ฐ , it is daforgiveness. ๐Ÿ™ For daface ๐Ÿ˜ถ , it is dalips ๐Ÿ‘„
    
    please do not read this, it is a private message i am posting here since notepad crashed after i downloaded that one movie ๐Ÿ˜ณ. I have the biggest crush on dabuz, his chiseled chest sends heart palpitations deep into my soul ๐Ÿฅฐ. His masculine elbows make my knees quiver ever so โ˜บ๏ธ..