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CP2077 Netrunner “own a musket for home defense”

    Cyberpunk 2077 version of Own a musket for home defense

    Its a variation of the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to Cyberpunk 2077 specifically a netrunner build.

    I own a Militech Canto Mk.6, since I got it after zeroing a 'borged-out deckhead chick and her robospider. Four corpo gonks break into my megabuilding apartment. "Bad choice, chooms," As I load up Reboot Optics and Blackwall Gateway quickhacks on the first scopsucker. Light the second punk on fire with my Psalm 11:6 D5 Copperhead, he's dead in seconds. Draw my smart pistol Skippy on the third man, miss him entirely because he is behind the couch and I can't get a lock. I have to resort to my monowire loaded with a Cripple Movement quichack, "Die, Arasaka scum!" the monowire shreds the the fourth man while the first collapses screaming, corrupted by Blackwall AI. Grab Johnny's Malorian pistol and fire at the last corporat. He dies in seconds from the barrage since .577 rounds don't fuck around. Just as Morgan Blackhand would have intended.