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COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING

    WEE WOO WEE WOO
    
    ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER!
    
    steps on stage
    
    Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!"
    
    Comedy God: "Heh..."
    
    adjusts fedora
    
    the building is filled with fear and anticipation
    
    God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense
    
    comedy god clears throat
    
    everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard
    
    world leaders look and wait with dread
    
    everything in the world stops
    
    nothing is happening
    
    comedy god smirks
    
    no one is prepared for what is going to happen
    
    comedy god musters all of this power
    
    he bellows out to the world
    
    "ATTACK"
    
    absolute suspense
    
    everyone is filled with overwhelming dread
    
    "HELICOPTER"
    
    all at once, absolute pandemonium commences
    
    all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once
    
    giant brawls start
    
    43 wars are declared simultaneously
    
    a shockwave travels around the earth
    
    earth is driven into chaos
    
    humanity is regressed back to the stone age
    
    the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself
    
    all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did
    
    people who aren't killed die from laughter
    
    literally the funniest joke in the world
    
    then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma