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I’m sorry to hear that you uninstalled [Good Game] because of the [Invasive Spyware] requirement. I understand your concern about spyware, but I can assure you that [Invasive Spyware] is not spyware. It is a custom "game security" software designed by [Marketing Company Majority Owned by the CCP] to uphold the highest levels of competitive integrity for their games, such as [Good Game] and [Other Game]. [Invasive Spyware] only runs [24/7] and [Continues] running when you exit the game2. It also [Questionably] respects your privacy and data, and you can find more details about what data it uses and collects here1. [No Link]
[Invasive Spyware] is necessary to prevent [Largely Unseen Problem] in [Good Game], especially after the security breach in [Random Date]. It also ensures that all players have a fair and enjoyable gaming experience [By installing Invasive Spyware]. If you want to play [Good Game] again, you will need to enable [Invasive Spyware] on your computer. You can find more information on how to do that here3.[No Link] If you have any issues or questions, you can contact [Marketing Company Majority Owned by the CCP's] support team here1.[No Link]
I hope this helps you understand why [Invasive Spyware] is required for [Good Game]. I appreciate your feedback and I hope you have a great day.
I think easily the best VALORANT agent has to be Sage. Only Sage has the potential to top frag in high elo lobbies (i know becuz i've done it before in like gold 2 almost gold 3) and she is like the only healer in this entire game. Becuz like skye can only heal like other teammates but like sage can heal herself even though its only for like 45 health? im not sure but i know whatever number it is it is bigger than 0. She also has like the really cool walls like Grim my favorite youtuber and I can get easy kills and having a healer is very important in this game because like fall damage and stuff her wall and slows are also very good for like slowing because people will try to rush in and I will slow and wall so they can't push in and I get the easy headshots.
Omen
I think easily the best VALORANT agent has to be Omen. Only Omen has the potential to top frag in high elo lobbies (i know becuz i've done it before in like gold 2 almost gold 3) and he is like the only smoke flasher in this entire game. Becuz like Brim can only smoke, and Skye can only flash, but like Omen can do both by himself. He also has like the really cool teleports like Flexninja my favorite youtuber and I can get easy kills and having a smoker is very important in this game because ops and stuff his flash and smokes are also very good for like stopping pushes because people will try to rush in and I will blind and smoke so they can't push in and I get the easy headshots.
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Stellar is the most good looking valorant player ever. He is the only white boy in history to get it popping. Genetically he is a chad, on and off the server. Oh my god, talking about him gets me light headed. I just want to see my cute boy win.
Ardiis stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta players like Cned or Nukkye or Sayf. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Stax. The seeded bread buns? It was Stax’s cheeks as he squatted on Ardiis’s face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Stax’s knife. The mayo? You know what it is.
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