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Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female

    Started as a Discord shitpost but the copypasta has been adopted into a Valorant simp message.

    Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me ur jett? .. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play valorant, and are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

    Reddit version

    Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is always refreshing to see a female here on the Reddit.com web page (especially after Reddit.com dropped support for the Netscape Navigator browser). However, I am quite popular around here in this community, so if you require guidance, please throw me a PM (private message). I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some Adobe Flash or Shockwave games together some time. I see you are interested in copypastas, well I happen to be a copypasta aficionado (!!), so I would be happy to assist you in finding the appropriate copypasta for your situation (or even crafting a new copypasta that fits your needs). I think we have potential for a fun and dynamic relationship here! Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

    valarante child game

      valaranted child game twitch pasta

      Original

      Initially started as a copypasta that is often spammed in Twitch chat during pro Valorant matches, it has become a classic CS vs Valorant pasta.

      valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

      Updated for CS2 grapfix

      What have they done to my boy… (Deep black tones do not exist in CS2: Grey Offensive)
      byu/HiebUndStichfest inGlobalOffensive
      vallve know valarant gonna kill cs, thats why they make it more like.,.
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism so need child game to relax
...now cs2 child game to 
      is are the why they makings of counter STRIKE 2 onto the child like of game ? is because of valorent ...................... riot with cartonie look brung childe from forst nitche and become good gamer valarans now used first pearson shot video gaming then its for with this mekanik of swich the the young child gamer from game of riot soft ware vvalornt bring to cs2 all strategiche from valve to bring more gamer to counter STRIKE 2 with these chage from dark realiztik to more friedely tone of looks is good ......... i thinks

      Marathon vs Arc Raiders

      maraton child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. marathob cartoon world with rainbow unlike arc raider with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. marthon like playhouse. marthon playor run from arc fear of dark world and realism so need child game to relax

      I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Neon.

        Its a parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Neon from Valorant due to how meta she.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Neon. I try to place cypher trips. Stun, dash, pew pew zap brrr. I try to dash away with jett. Stun, dash, pew pew zap brrr. I try to place vyse traps and a sheer wall. Stun, dash, pew pew zap brrr. I want to place sound sensors to stop her push. Sova just shock darts it. I want to outplay her by playing a shotgun - i get breach stunned. She grabs me by the throat. I buy her a judge. I omen blind for her. I give her the ult orb. She isn't satisfied. I tell her ill entry with you. "I'll just util dump for you" She tells me. "Stop fucking baiting me and help me hit a clip." She grabs jett and forces her to throw herself into site infront of enemies. "You just need to bait for me more. I can get an ace with my laser fingers"" We cant just go in recklessly to get picked off just to bait for u". She shows the leaderboard. "You are 4/18/15. As if you can find picks anyway" She starts using her ult". She says "OoOi Im PIsSed." You start hearing footsteps running away from site. Nothing but pure fear of that fuckin ult. What a shitty game we play 
        I ๐Ÿ˜Š can't โŒ take โœ‹ it anymore. I'm ๐Ÿ‘Œ sick ๐Ÿ˜ท of Neon. ๐Ÿค– I ๐Ÿ˜€ try to place cypher trips. Stun, dash, ๐Ÿ’จ pew pew ๐Ÿ’€ zap brrr. I try to dash away with jett. Stun, dash, ๐Ÿ’จ pew ๐Ÿ’€ pew ๐Ÿ’€ zap โšก brrr. I ๐Ÿ’ธ try ๐Ÿ’ช to place ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคค vyse traps and a sheer wall. Stun, dash, pew ๐Ÿ’€ pew ๐Ÿ’€ zap โšก brrr. I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ want ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™ to place ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคค sound sensors to stop โœ‹โŒ๐Ÿ˜ข her ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿง push. โ—๐Ÿฝ Sova just shock darts it. I ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฟ want ๐Ÿ˜ to outplay her by ๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ˜— playing ๐ŸŽฎ a shotgun - i ๐Ÿ‘“ get ๐Ÿ’ breach stunned. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ She ๐Ÿ˜ grabs me by ๐Ÿฅ€ the throat. ๐Ÿ’‹ I ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ buy ๐Ÿ›๏ธ her ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿšบ๐Ÿšบ a judge. I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ omen blind for 4๏ธโƒฃ her. I ๐Ÿ˜ณ give โœจ her the ult orb. She ๐Ÿ‘‰ isn't โŒ satisfied. ๐Ÿ˜† I ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ tell ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Š her ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿพ ill ๐Ÿ“ท entry with you. "I'll ๐Ÿ’ช just util dump for ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ’• you" ๐Ÿ‘ˆ She tells ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ me. "Stop โœ‹๐Ÿšซ fucking ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿป baiting me and help me hit ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ’ฏ a clip." She ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ grabs jett and forces her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ to throw ๐Ÿ‘ herself ๐Ÿ‘ง into ๐ŸšŸ๐Ÿ‘‰ site infront of enemies. "You ๐Ÿ‘ˆโ˜๐Ÿป just ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ‘€ need ๐Ÿ˜ถ to bait for ๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿป me ๐Ÿ˜ณ more. โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ I can ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ get ๐Ÿ’ผ an ace with my ๐Ÿ‘จ laser fingers"" ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ We cant โ›” just go ๐Ÿƒ in recklessly to get ๐Ÿ˜ง picked off ๐Ÿ“ด just ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘ to bait for โ“ u". ๐ŸŒบ She ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ shows ๐Ÿ“บ the leaderboard. "You are 4/18/15. As if you โ˜๐Ÿป can โ˜บ๏ธ find ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ” picks โ›๏ธ anyway" ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ She starts ๐Ÿ”˜ using ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ult". She says ๐Ÿ’ฌ "OoOi Im ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ PIsSed." ๐Ÿ˜ˆ You start ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘„ hearing ๐Ÿ‘‚ footsteps running ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ away ๐Ÿ—โœ‚๏ธ from ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฎ site. Nothing ๐Ÿˆš but pure ๐Ÿ˜˜ fear of that โžก๏ธ fuckin ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ult. What ๐Ÿค” a shitty game we ๐ŸšŸ play ๐ŸŽฎ (edited) ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ง

        For You -20LP or -20RR Delivery (Valorant)

          -LP ASCII art or Text art for LoL
           --โ•ญโ”ป-โ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฎ-_
โ€ƒโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒ
โ•ญโ”ซโ–•โ–Žโ–•โ–Žโ”ฃโ•ฎ
โ•ฐโ”“โ”ณโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ณโ”โ•ฏ For You
โ•ญโ”›โ•ฐโ”โ”โ•ฏโ”—โ”โ”โ”โ•ฎ
โ”ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ”โ”โ•ญโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฎ
โ”ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ”ƒโ”โ”ปโ”โ”โ”ปโ”“
โ•ฐโ”ซโ€ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ€ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒ -16 LP โ”ƒ
โ€ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”โ”โ•ฏ
โ•ญโ”›โ€ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ”—-โ•ฎ 
          . โ”ป-โ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฎ
โ€โ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒ
โ•ญโ”ซโ–•โ–Žโ–•โ–Žโ”ฃโ•ฎ
โ•ฐโ”“โ”ณโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ณโ”โ•ฏ For You
โ•ญโ”›โ•ฐโ”โ”โ•ฏโ”—โ”โ”โ”โ•ฎ
โ”ƒโ”ƒโ€โ€โ€โ€โ”โ”โ•ญโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฎ
โ”ƒโ”ƒโ€โ€โ€โ€โ”ƒโ”โ”ปโ”โ”โ”ปโ”“
โ•ฐโ”ซโ€โ•ญโ•ฎโ€โ”ƒโ”ƒ - 20 LP โ”ƒ
โ€โ”ƒโ€โ”ƒโ”ƒโ€โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”โ”โ•ฏ
โ•ญโ”›โ€โ”ƒโ”ƒโ€โ”—โ•ฎ

          -20 RR DELIVERY (Valorant)

          Valorant -20RR Delivery to be copy pasted in game

          It looks distorted here but when inputted into Valorant in-game chat it works!

          โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–Œ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆ beep beep-------------- โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆ -20rr delivery------------ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œ โ–€(@)โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€(@)(@)โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€(@) 
          โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–Œ
โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆ BEEP BEEP-------------
โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆ -20 RR DELIVERY-------
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œ
โ–€(โŠ™)โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€(โŠ™)(โŠ™)โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€(โŠ™)

          BEEP BEEP -15 LP DELIVERY

          โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–Œ
โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆ BEEP BEEP
โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆ -15 LP DELIVERY
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œ
โ–€(โŠ™)โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€(โŠ™)(โŠ™)โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€(โŠ™)

          BYE, THANKS FOR THE LP

          โ•โ•โ•โ€ขโ—‰โ€ขโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•
โ–‚โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–‚
โ—ขโ—ค โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ—ขโ—ค
โ–ˆโ–„ โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ•ฌ
โ—ฅโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ—ค
โ•โ•ฉโ•โ•โ•ฉโ•
โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ
โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ
โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ B Y E
โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ T H A N K S . F O R . T H E . L P S.
โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ โ—/
โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ/โ–Œ
โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ/ \

          Easy Game TY for TUTORIAL

          โ•ญโ”โ”โ”โ”-โ•ฎ
โ•ฐโ”ƒโ€ƒโ”ฃโ–‡โ”โ–‡
โ€ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ•ฐโ”โ–…โ•ฎ
โ€ƒโ•ฐโ”ณโ•ฏโ€ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ณโ•ฏEasy Game
โ€ƒโ€ƒโ•ฐโ•ฎโ€ƒโ”ณโ”โ”โ•ฏTY For
โ€ƒโ–•โ–”โ–‹โ€ƒโ•ฐโ•ฎโ•ญโ”โ•ฎ T U T O R I A L
โ•ฑโ–”โ•ฒโ–‹โ•ฐโ”โ”ปโ”ปโ•ฎโ•ฒโ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒ
โ–โ€ƒโ€ƒโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ€ƒโ€ƒOโ€ƒOโ”ƒ
โ•ฒโ•ฑโ–”โ•ฒโ–‚โ–‚โ–‚โ–‚โ•ฑโ–”โ•ฒโ–‚โ–‚โ–‚โ•ฑ
โ€ƒโ–โ•ณโ–•โ–‡โ–‡โ–•โ€ƒโ–โ•ณโ–•โ–‡โ–‡โ–•
โ€ƒโ•ฒโ–‚โ•ฑโ•ฒโ–‚โ•ฑโ€ƒโ•ฒโ–‚โ•ฑโ•ฒโ–‚โ•ฑ 
          โ”โ”โ•ฎ
โ•ฐโ”ƒโ€ƒโ”ฃโ–‡โ”โ–‡
โ€ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ•ฐโ”โ–…โ•ฎ
โ€ƒโ•ฐโ”ณโ•ฏโ€ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ณโ•ฏ
โ€ƒโ€ƒโ•ฐโ•ฎโ€ƒโ”ณโ”โ”โ•ฏ EASY TUTORIAL
โ€ƒโ–•โ–”โ–‹โ€ƒโ•ฐโ•ฎโ•ญโ”โ•ฎ
โ•ฑโ–”โ•ฒโ–‹โ•ฐโ”โ”ปโ”ปโ•ฎโ•ฒโ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒ
โ–โ€ƒโ€ƒโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ€ƒโ€ƒOโ€ƒOโ”ƒ
โ•ฒโ•ฑโ–”โ•ฒโ–‚โ–‚โ–‚โ–‚โ•ฑโ–”โ•ฒโ–‚โ–‚โ–‚โ•ฑ
โ€ƒโ–โ•ณโ–•โ–‡โ–‡โ–•โ€ƒโ–โ•ณโ–•โ–‡โ–‡โ–•
โ€ƒโ•ฒโ–‚โ•ฑโ•ฒโ–‚โ•ฑโ€ƒโ•ฒโ–‚โ•ฑ

          GGEZ! *Middle finger*

          โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘( อกโš† อœส– อกโš†)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ

          OINK

           OINK

โ–‚โ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ•ฒโ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒโ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ•ฒโ–‚
โ•ฒโ”ˆโ–”โ•ฒโ”Šโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ˆโ”ˆโ•ญโ•ฎโ”Šโ•ฑโ–”โ”ˆโ•ฑ
โ”Šโ–”โ•ฒโ•ฑโ–โ”ˆโ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ•ฒโ”ˆโ–•โ•ฒโ•ฑโ–”โ”Š
โ”Šโ”Šโ”Šโ”ƒโ”ˆโ”ˆโ–โ”ƒโ”ƒโ–•โ”ˆโ”ˆโ”ƒโ”Šโ”Šโ”Š
โ”Šโ”Šโ”Šโ–โ•ฒโ”ˆโ•ฒโ–‚โ–‚โ•ฑโ”ˆโ•ฑโ–•โ”Šโ”Šโ”Š

          azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars

            azk copypasta

            It’s an old CSGO meme from HLTV, there was a thread at one point where someone suggested that AZK join Titan because he was a really good player and because he speaks French. The first reply was “azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars”.

            azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars

            N4RRATE

            N4RRATE 
            n4rrate he is the french player but the sentinels he is the north americans stars.

            This is incredibly disrespectful to the sport, to the viewers, to the opponents and to the sport ngl

              Started from an infamous tweet by Lothar, a Valorant analyst who was voicing his dissatisfaction with G2 for throwing a round by jumping off the map. This was done to deny their opponents money and orbs.

              Many regard him as someone who always makes bad takes hence this tweet became a copypasta. 

              This is incredibly disrespectful to the sport, to the viewers, to the opponents and to the sport ngl