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That LATAM team Kru? Kinda sussy

    KRÜ Esports is an Argentine organization focused on the esports and content creation.
    That LATAM team Kru? Kinda sussy if you ask me tbh I mean c’mon “Kru” like “Kru”-mate!? The imposter is amogus, that team Kru are sussy as hell


    I am Douglas Apr’s father

      Michael "dapr" Gulino is an American professional VALORANT player who currently plays for Sentinels.
      I am Douglas Apr's father, and I raised him right and taught him manners and how to be a man. I did not teach him to teab*g. After three straight incidents of his behavior recently, I have disowned him. He is no longer a son of mine. I must urge a boycott of Sentinels. Come home my boy.

      Steel and his team had failed the run to masters.

        Anthony "vanity" Malaspina (born December 4, 1998) is an American player who currently plays for Version1.
        Steel and his team had failed the run to masters. His dearest son Vanity cried as he watched 100t get beaten to death. But there was no time to mourn. Vanity swore to himself, that he would make it to iceland

        EZ for NA Esports «SENTINELS»

          Sentinels is an American esports organization based in Los Angeles which fields teams in Fortnite, Hearthstone, Apex Legends and VALORANT.
          EZ for North American Professional Electronic-sports organization «SENTINELS», containing pro player Jared «Zombs» Gitlin, who can handle the main rifles and tbag impressively, incredible support professional tbag rifler Michael«dapr» Gulino who recently won large Masters 1 tournament with his team, professional rifler Shahzeb «Shazam» Khan whose decisions make SENTINELS opponents literally cry, irreplaceable Hunter«SICK» Mims who uses Logitech G900 2016 mouse @ 800 DPI in combination with 0.235 in-game sensitivity to crush his opponents, and of course absolutely needed Riot game Valorante OP(big fat gun operator) player Tyson «Tenz» ngo, who is only 20 years old currently and who has already reached his top-level form, from the country canada(officially canada), maple syrup country in North america.

          I’ve seen Tenz play

            Tyson "TenZ" Ngo is a Canadian player who currently plays for Sentinels.
            ​​I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.