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For You -20LP or -20RR Delivery (Valorant)

    -LP ASCII art or Text art for LoL
     --╭┻-━━┻╮-_
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╰┓┳╰╯┳┏╯ For You
╭┛╰━━╯┗━━━╮
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╰┫ ╭╮ ┃┃ -16 LP ┃
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╭┛ ┃┃ ┗-╮ 
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╰┓┳╰╯┳┏╯ For You
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┃┃    ┃┏┻━━┻┓
╰┫ ╭╮ ┃┃ - 20 LP ┃
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╭┛ ┃┃ ┗╮

    -20 RR DELIVERY (Valorant)

    Valorant -20RR Delivery to be copy pasted in game

    It looks distorted here but when inputted into Valorant in-game chat it works!

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    BEEP BEEP -15 LP DELIVERY

    ──────▄▌▐▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▌
───▄▄██▌█ BEEP BEEP
▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ -15 LP DELIVERY
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    BYE, THANKS FOR THE LP

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╬═╬ B Y E
╬═╬ T H A N K S . F O R . T H E . L P S.
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    Easy Game TY for TUTORIAL

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 ╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯Easy Game
  ╰╮ ┳━━╯TY For
 ▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮ T U T O R I A L
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 ╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯
  ╰╮ ┳━━╯ EASY TUTORIAL
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    GGEZ! *Middle finger*

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    OINK

     OINK

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    azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars

      azk copypasta

      It’s an old CSGO meme from HLTV, there was a thread at one point where someone suggested that AZK join Titan because he was a really good player and because he speaks French. The first reply was “azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars”.

      azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars

      N4RRATE

      N4RRATE 
      n4rrate he is the french player but the sentinels he is the north americans stars.

      This is incredibly disrespectful to the sport, to the viewers, to the opponents and to the sport ngl

        Started from an infamous tweet by Lothar, a Valorant analyst who was voicing his dissatisfaction with G2 for throwing a round by jumping off the map. This was done to deny their opponents money and orbs.

        Many regard him as someone who always makes bad takes hence this tweet became a copypasta. 

        This is incredibly disrespectful to the sport, to the viewers, to the opponents and to the sport ngl

        Bro, did you see johnqt this series?

          Bro, did you see johnqt this series? Man's not just an IGL, he's a walking aimbot with 'Quality Tactics' embedded in his DNA. This man doesn’t just play Valorant; he turns it into a first-person strategy seminar. His 'Quality Tactics' are so next level, Fnatic players were Googling 'how to counter johnqt' mid-match. He’s out here fragging harder than your WiFi drops during a ranked game, and I’m pretty sure he’s the reason Boaster started writing motivational speeches. I swear, he’s so good, even the enemy team's fans start cheering for him halfway through the match. The 'qt' in johnqt doesn't just stand for 'cutie', it stands for 'Quit Trying' because that’s what his opponents end up doing. Man’s so cracked, even the spike defuses itself out of respect. What an absolute legend.

          I’ve always been a dog lover ever since I was young

            Now, I’ve always been a dog lover ever since I was young. I adored those animals so much that I started volunteering at the local animal shelter. Working at the shelter and helping those poor souls with nowhere to go brought me daily fulfillment and happiness. There was one group of dogs that I grew especially fond over as they were just the most majestic looking beasts ever. They used to be prized hunting hounds for some rich British family, winning a couple hunting competitions back in their prime. But, as they grew old and frail, they were abandoned by the pricks. I decided to name them Boaster, Derke, Alfa, Chronicle and Leo.

Now call me sentimental but I became really attached to these dogs, feeding them and playing with them everyday. Hence when Leo passed away due to being too sick, I cried and became depressed. I stopped eating and drank heavily, spiraling my life downwards. However, a new stray canine joined the shelter, filling the void in my broken heart, essentially saving my life. I named him “Hiro” for being a hero that led me to salvation.

One day, I came into the shelter, excited as usual to see my dear dogs. However, they were nowhere to be seen. I asked a fellow volunteer where they were. He replied “FNATIC”. With a sinking stomach, I broke down completely and fell to my knees. I knew my dogs have been put down.