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Copypasta mainly found in Twitch chat as a mean to troll the streamer or bait them into responding. Typically about how bad the streamer is in the game.


Budega

    Budega is an inactive Brazilian Rainbow Six Siege coach who is currently working for M80 as a head coach.

    Hello American Airlines!, i am Matheus Figuerido, but you know me as “Budega”. My team is currently losing against CAG. Could you hold the plane for another hour? My team will be joining me. Not holding the plane? Imma sue buddy. 
    Hey guys big M80 fan here. I've just spent my mom's money on a flight to Boston and can't wait to see my boy Budega on the Main Stage. I was just looking at the schedule and couldn't see any M80 matches listed. Is this a mistake from Blast? I'll be honest I didn't even bother watching Playoffs cause Budgea would be all over the enemy.

    syrox roll up with three bottles of gel in his hair looking like fakeass bootleg avicii

      Syrox from competive Smash
      syrox roll up with three bottles of gel in his hair looking like fakeass bootleg avicii doing shiit westballz did in 2009 and now i gotta suck his dick like he's bomsoldier in 2005? hard pass 
      westballz roll up with 83 multishines looking like fakeass bootleg tas doing shiit syrox did in 2016 and now i gotta suck his dick like he's cal in 2017? hard pass

      If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now

        The "Please wake up you've been in a coma" copypasta

        This copypasta started from Twitch where viewers would spammed it as a joke. After Twitch introduced anti-spam measures it effectively eradicated most copypastas on the site including this one. Its now used on other platforms such Twitter, Discord or Reddit as a troll or joke.

        If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
        If you’re reading this, it means you’ve been in a coma for nearly 20 years. We’ve been searching for ways to reach you, and now we’re trying a new and experimental technique in the hope that it might finally break through. We’re not sure exactly where or how this message will appear in your dreams, but we’re praying it finds its way to you. Everyone who loves and cares about you has been waiting for your return, holding on to the hope that you’ll wake up one day. Please, if you can hear or sense this in any way, wake up. We miss you so much, and the world isn’t the same without you.

        valarante child game

          valaranted child game twitch pasta

          Original

          Initially started as a copypasta that is often spammed in Twitch chat during pro Valorant matches, it has become a classic CS vs Valorant pasta.

          valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

          Updated for CS2 grapfix

          What have they done to my boy… (Deep black tones do not exist in CS2: Grey Offensive)
          byu/HiebUndStichfest inGlobalOffensive
          vallve know valarant gonna kill cs, thats why they make it more like.,.
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism so need child game to relax
...now cs2 child game to 
          is are the why they makings of counter STRIKE 2 onto the child like of game ? is because of valorent ...................... riot with cartonie look brung childe from forst nitche and become good gamer valarans now used first pearson shot video gaming then its for with this mekanik of swich the the young child gamer from game of riot soft ware vvalornt bring to cs2 all strategiche from valve to bring more gamer to counter STRIKE 2 with these chage from dark realiztik to more friedely tone of looks is good ......... i thinks

          Hello, mods. It’s me, your single follower.

            Hello, mods. It's me, your single follower. For many years I've been making an illusion that there are many people on this sub, but it was me alone. Now I will write this message from all my accounts in the comments.

            Twitch

            Hi [streamer name]- It’s me, your only Viewer. For Months I have created the illusion that you are streaming to a large audience. But here’s the truth: all these people in the chat are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.

            Guys can you please not spam the chat

              Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don’t want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat.