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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


FUCKING STOP IT, every day I open this sub and I see “haha I want to gargle Faust’s boobs”

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    FUCKING STOP IT, every day I open this sub and I see "haha I want to gargle Faust's boobs" or "haha I want Hong Lu to step on me" or something. Blah blah blah I fucking know half of yall aren't actually horny you just don't know how else to show interest in a character.

You seek validation from your abnormal obsession with a character(your compass was swallowed by your fucking porn addiction), and everyone else reaffirms your beliefs that you're so quirky and zany by doing the "haha this guy crazy" comment or a reaction image or whatever. It's stupid and you know it.

Instead of changing your life for the better like the cool ideal guy Yi Sang, you delve further in your degeneracy and seek validation from others like the bitchless guy Dongrang. You can't flap your wings because they're drenched in your cum, too heavy to lift your ass off your gaming chair. Do better!

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    FUCKING STOP IT, every day I open this sub and I see "haha I want to gargle <waifu1>'s boobs" or "haha I want <waifu2> to step on me" or something. Blah blah blah I fucking know half of yall aren't actually horny you just don't know how else to show interest in a character.

You seek validation from your abnormal obsession with a character(your compass was swallowed by your fucking porn addiction), and everyone else reaffirms your beliefs that you're so quirky and zany by doing the "haha this guy crazy" comment or a reaction image or whatever. It's stupid and you know it.

Instead of changing your life for the better like the cool ideal guy <hero1>, you delve further in your degeneracy and seek validation from others like the bitchless guy <soyjack>. You can't flap your wings because they're drenched in your cum, too heavy to lift your ass off your gaming chair. Do better!

    I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say

      Started from the r/github subreddit, the original post has since became a copypasta and meme within the programming community.

      I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation

WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

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      I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! I just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

      You will never be a real Nazi

        Based on the original YWNBAW or ‘You will never be a woman‘ copypasta that started from 4chan.

        You will never be a real nazi. You have no gas chambers, you have no mass execution pits, you have no political power. You are a 14-year old boy warped by internet lunatics and attempting to be unique and edgy into a crude mockery of a non-existent regime.

All the “political support” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish beliefs behind closed doors.

People are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of political evolution have allowed people to realise your actual intentions. Even white nationalists that couch their language in enough plausible deniability. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to win one election, you’ll lose the second people inevitably find a videotape of you ranting about racist nonsense.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a self-hating minority is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably non-white.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

        You have to have a very high IQ to understand Schmitt’s Creek

          To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Schmitt's Creek. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also David's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Schitt's Creek truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in David's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Levy's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Schitt's Creek tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

          PSA: PUT YOUR MICROPHONE ON PUSH TO TALK

            Nobody wants to hear you coughing your phlegm-filled lungs out and eating the world's crunchiest chips in front of a jet engine turbine while your spouse yells at you in the background and a tiny angry dog yips at a baby that's crying its head off because your mechanical keyboard sounds like gunshots that the sirens outside are responding to.

The game defaults to open mic and many people will skip that first screen to get into the game. If people have to mute you, whatever you might have to say will be completely lost. So please, unless you have an accessibility reason for using open mic, use push to talk. I promise, it won't kill you. Then everyone, including you, can enjoy voice chat and leave it on and not have to mute anyone :)

            I’m sick and tired of Hanabi

              Based on the original Xiangling copypasta from Genshin Impact.

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Hanabi. I try to play tank. Our hanabi receives more damage. I try to play support. Our hanabi keeps on dying. I try to play core. Our hanabi keeps on diving. I want to play Marksman. The enemy team has hanabi. I want to play mage, exp. My allies all want to use hanabi.

She grabs me by the throat. I tank for her. I gank for her. I give her the gold grab. She isn't satisfied. I use the flask of the oasis. "I don't need this much shield i already have aegis and rose gold" she tells me. "Give me more sets." She grabs Tigriel and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to feed me more. I can deal more damage in late game."

I can't set for her anymore, I don't have enough HP. She baits the enemy to my location. I die. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Higanbana. She says "Forbidden Jutsu: Higanbana" There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, physical basic atk and petal barage. What a cruel world.