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Berna-Chan is so quirky and relatable uwu

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    Berna-Chan is so quirky and relatable uwu. She is so cute with her messy hair. As Batta-Sama, I'll make her take private lessons with me in my room. But I won't be teaching her anything owo, we're gonna play some special games together. First, I'll make her sit down on my bed (facing away from me uwu) and blindfold her as I caress her dirty unwashed hair, and sniff the deliciious grease off of her head. I bet her hair has so much lint and dead skin in it since she doesn't wash it, oh I wanna pick it out of her hair like a monkey and keep some of her skin. (Not like she needs it uwu!) I bet Berna-Chan's skin is super soft, if I poke her chubby cheeks my fingers would squish in and it'd feel so good. I bet she's super ticklish, when I go to caress her squishy waist, she would giggle and tell me to stop uwu, but I won't stop. I would wrap my arms around Berna-Chan's tum tum and put my hands in her soft belly, rubbing it while I sniff her greasy hair HNGGGGGG I'm getting excited just thinking about it. I'm gonna make sure to take care of Berna-Chan's beautiful, soft hands, I bet they smell just like the pages in the books she reads, but her hands are nothing campared to the beauty of her chunky unshaven legs. Her little hairs would tickle so much as I rub my face up and down her leg. After that is the true treasure, her feet. Oh her beautiful... sweaty...feet. I bet they put Corrin-Chan's feet to shame with how juicy they are, akways being cramped up in Berna-Chan's unwashed socks. I bet some of her toenails are chipped from jamming them into her table and chair, I wouldn't mind cleaning them up for her with my mouth. Oh I want to rub her feet all over my face, I want her to pin me to the ground with but I know she wouldn't do that. Even though she won't, I still wuv Berna-Chan. I know my sweet Berna-Chan won't tell anyone about our little private study sessions, she's too shy and sweet to. But if I see any of the male students (especially that fucker Lorenz) getting close to MY Berna-Chan, I might accidentally leave them in the middle of the enemy lines without any weapons. The ONLY exception is Ashe since they're hoodie buddies. Oh I can't wait for July 26 so I can wuv all over my waifu Berna-Chan.

    Bernadetta copypasta

    precious cinnamon roll must protecc oooh so relatable so awkward and nervous and shy and wow look at her hair its so messy and greasy does she shower? i bet she doesn't god her feet must smell amazing, what a perfect package since she's also so awkward and relatable and shy and precious and a shut in, did you know the japanese word for that is hikikomori?

bernadetta time skip... that precious cinnamon roll aged like a fine wine in a basement. god i cant wait for her to just completely turn into an absolute FREAK when the timeskip happens. maybe she'll grow big bountiful breasts for me, blyeth, the player character, to suckle upon like a true deserving lord and protagonist. god, and her feet can only get bigger and smellier from here. i can already FEEL the WRINKLES

it happened again. i woke up with a stain on my pants just THINKING of bernadetta's delicious feet. i would give ANYTHING for her to step on me and run her greasy hair all over me. i can't do this. i can't wait until july 26th just to get a glimpse of her delectable toes. it feels like i'm waiting the whole five years and more just to see bernadetta time skip. is this what you wanted nintendo? give us more bernadetta before the game releases, i'm BEGGING you

    Dr Disrespect banned tweets

      Slasher tweets on DrDisrespect ban

      These copypasta of Dr Disrespect originated from Slasher, someone well known for having insider information of the streamer sphere. His tweets of Dr Disrespect’s ban have become a meme because he never actually reveal any information after teasing many about it.

      People have accused him of desperately trying to stay relevant and his tweets have become a copypasta tradition whenever there’s talks about Dr Disrespect’s ban.

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      byu/Fudgiedillol from discussion
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      Doc is indeed done, and not just on Twitch. I know why and cannot say. But this is serious
      look: for several hours now I have been told from credible sources the reason DrDisrespect has been banned. however due to the importance and sensitivity around the subject I have refrained from going on it. i don't feel comfortable with it currently 
      for several hours now I have been told from credible sources the reason DrDisrespect has been banned. however due to the importance and sensitivity around the subject I have refrained from going on it. i don't feel comfortable with it currently

      Dragons using their sperm as method of defense

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        Ok, hear me out: Even though interspecies breeding is unrealistic, a lot of times in nature when the sperm of one species enters in contact with the egg of another one, both are destroyed in the incompatibility. And since those eggs are the possible future child of that species, they wouldn't want to lose them.

So, my idea is, having dragons use their own semen as a method of defense, if anyone reaches nearby them to attack, they immediately cum a giant load into them, which not only the target would want to avoid to not get it's eggs destroyed, but could potentially also slow them by it's thick consistency.

"But what about males? This method would only protect against half of the possible attackers!" You ask. Well, the thing is that, just like humans, sperm isn't liberated alone, semen is also expelled to help them reach its target, but dragon's semen would also contain an incredibly potent aphrodisiac, and any male who enters in contact with it, would want to relieve themselves, not only losing their own sperm, but also, losing a good amount of time masturbating.

"But how will the dragons expell so much cum?" This is the best part, because, these dragons would have six big dicks (because bestagons) that can produce immense amounts of cum, and they would be able to slightly move them for aiming, being able to protect themselves from all sides at once.

Finally, humans could also potentially try to domesticate them for their potent aphrodisiac, being able to be used both in their skin, but also by drinking.

        People only sees Roxy as the most beautiful robo-woman in FNaF

          People only sees Roxy as the most beautiful robo-woman in FNaF franchise, but they never took a look at this wonderful and cute chick! Sometimes i like her stare, those eyes, and her pinky design. How can "chicken" can be that awesomely looking? While everyone simps for Roxy Wolf, they miss an opportunity to notice a more cutely looking girl - Glackrock Chica! She deserves some damn attention!

          I am a 4 star General expert tactician with decades of experience on the battlefield

            Listen buddy. I dotn need your advice. I am a 4 star General expert tactician with decades of experience on the battlefield. I've been to warzones hotter than your breakfast. I've seen things no man can ever imagine. These hands of mine have taken more lives than you'll ever make love to. Im a decorated war hero with accolades from various countries. Ive fought alongside Navy Seals, SAS, GIGN, Delta Force, Shayetet 13, Spetsnaz, Joint Task Force 2, MARCOS, and Noble 6. I've been deployed to various conflicts throughout my life. And I tell you, when I am, I exhibit an unrelenting, merciless, devastating extermination upon my enemies. So don't come at me thinking you have the upper hand. I am the alpha male, I am the final boss. You haven't yet seen my final form, this is merely the begging of what's in store, an appetizer and the main course is on this way. So don't question me, don't give me advice, I don't need it. But you know what you'll need, a nice coffin for when I'm done with you. It's gonna be a closed casket funeral because there will be nothing left of you when I'm done.