Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
You know Komi from the Netflix anime Komi Can’t communicate? I want to fuck her so bad. She is so curvy and she’s so perfect in every way. I would do hardcore anal, deep throat and make her ass and pussy hurt for the next few months. SHE WOULD BE DISABLED AND MENTALLY RETARDED AFTER THIS. AFTER ALL, SHE COULDN’T ASK FOR HELP. BECAUSE SHE CANT COMMUNICATE!
You ever think about how the actor for her is just waiting to be fucked by Hollywood stars. Once she gets an invitation to Hollywood she will get bred by all the dominant men in Hollywood. Her ass will be fucked by so many Hollywood actors. There’s no way she won’t try some western cock. Her body is perfect for breeding. Skinny and fit. There’s no way no man in Hollywood won’t try and bang her. Her lips are perfect to suck cock. Fuck I wish I was famous enough to meet her.
Big brother, I want you to give me your big juicy thick dick and drench me with your hot sticky cum until im gasping for air! There, I fucking said it!BIG BROTHER I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR BIG JUICY THICK COCK AND DRENCH ME WITH YOUR HOT STICKY CUM UNTIL IM GASPING FOR AIR THERE I FUCKING SAID IT.
So I have a girlfriend with rather large and sizable breasts. They are not only large, but also naturally firm and don’t droop too much. Perfect proportions for online art enthusiasts.
Being a crypto man, I suggested that we take many nude photographs of her bodacious breasts and mint them. And then, after covering them in peppermint oil, turn them into NFTs.
Now I’ve heard that NFTs are selling for thousands and even millions of dollars worth of Ethereum. So my question is: will her big breast NFTs make me a millionaire, so that I don’t have to waste time working at Wendy’s anymore?
Please God, I want to impregnate Hu Tao, so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips.
That beautiful, radiant white angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Hu Tao, is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in
way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Philippines history just to lick
the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her,
I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal
union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection,
I would stir her velvety Samoan cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of
our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave
out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just
to be near her for a brief moment.
She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously
while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her pure, white pantsuit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown
up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak suuch filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my
gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face
and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain
just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her
more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet
so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase
myself in the cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I
don't know what I'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the
Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath
with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased
her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of
her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't
do for her, nothing I wouldn't say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Hu Tao's
shining face. I wouldn't even let myself cum until she gave me permission.I love you, Hu Tao. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you're up there on that debate
stage talking about Philippine debt or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Hu Tao. I'm waiting for you.
I'll always be waiting for you.
The world would be better if we lived in a society where lactating women could get jobs selling their breast milk as an alternative to cow milk. Just think about it, human breast milk is healthier for humans than cows milk, and we could reduce the amount of cows in factory farms; reduce the amount of cows in general, which would reduce the amount of methane going into the atmosphere and have less of an affect on climate change. Women could unionize to have good working conditions with decent pay and benefits, which would actually make the milk taste better if they were under less stress. Although it will be mandatory to be drug free, and maybe have regular drug tests to insure the quality of milk, that might actually motivate struggling women to quit drugs and get off the streets by selling breast milk. Women with hyperlactation would have an outlet for their excess milk production and be compensated for all the milk they sell, while women who under produce could easily buy the amount of breast milk they need from the grocery store. Just imagine having an omelet, cheesy pasta, or chocolate milk but made with human breast milk; that would be pretty wild by todays standards. The only downside is that drinking breast milk would be normalized and no one would masturbate to the idea of drinking from lactating titties, because that is indeed a problem and everyone totally masturbates to lactating titties. Don't turn this into a copy pasta or I will ejaculate into your nightmares; I am like Freddy Krueger, but horny, and I would totally fill your dreams with spermy wormies.