Beat up a FNaF fan, what are they going to do? Stuff you into their fursuit?
Beat up an Undertale fan, what are they going to do? Ship you with a grown man?
Beat up a DDLC fan, what are they going to do? Say Okie Dokie?
Beat up a BATIM fan, what are they going to do? Throw ink at you?
Beat up a Gravity Falls fan, what are they going to do? Ship you with your sister?
Beat up a Star vs The Forces of Evil fan, what are they going to do? Convince you on why Marco and Star are the best ship ever?
Beat up a Miraculous Ladybug fan, what are they going to do? Justify Marinette's behavior?
Beat up a TOH fan, what are they going to do? A Lumity AU?
Beat up a She-ra fan, what are they going to do? A Catradora AU?
Beat up a Danganronpa fan, what are they going to do? Insult your kins?
Beat up a Haikyuu fan, what are they going to do? Talk about some character's ass?
Beat up a SNK fan, what are they going to do? Insult MAPPA?
Beat up a BNHA fan, what are they going to do? NSFW drawings of minors?
Beat up an One Piece fan, what are they going to do? Force you to watch an 1000 episodes long anime about a pirate with stretching powers?
Beat up a Hunter x Hunter fan, what are they going to do? Ship you with a pedophile?
Beat up a Kimetsu no Yaiba fan, what are they going to do? Talk about how good the animation is?
Beat up a "cute girls doing cute things" anime fan, what are they going to do? Call you a racial slur?
Beat up a hentai fan, what are they going to do? Ask for the sauce?
Beat up a lolicon, what are they going to do? Tell you that there are cookies on their van?
Beat up a fujoshi, what are they going to do? Ship you with your best friend?
Beat up a furry, what are they going to do? Draw NSFW of your dog?
Beat up a Countryhumans fan, what are they going to do? Ship your country with its colonizer?
Beat up a MCYT fan, what are they going to do? Use their diamond sword?
Beat up a Gacha fan, what are they going to do? Make a heat edit out of you?
Beat up a Henry Stickman fan, what are they going to do? The distraction dance?
Beat up a Steven Universe fan, what are they going to do? Bootlick Spinel?
Beat up an Among Us fan, what are they going to do? Eject you from the ship?
Beat up a FPS games fan, what are they going to do? Shoot at you?
Beat up a countryballs fan, what are they going to do? A comic making fun of your country?
Beat up a Plants Vs Zombies fan, what are they going to do? Plant a Repeater?
Beat up an Yandere Simulator fan, what are they going to do? Defend Yandere Dev?
Beat up a JoJo fan, what are they going to do? Suck your dick?
Beat up a Kakegurui fan, what are they going to do? Get horny about it?
Beat up a Vocaloid fan, what are they going to do? An edgy Hatsune Miku song?
Beat up a k-pop fan, what are they going to do? Send you a fancam?
Beat up an american pop diva fan, what are they going to do? Send you a fancam?
Beat up a TV series fan, what are they going to do? Explain to you how it suddenly gets better on season 32?
Beat up a MLP fan, what are they going to do? Draw you as a pony?
Beat up a Friday Night Funkin fan, what are they going to do? Harass a mod developer?
Beat up an OSU fan, what are they going to do? Shit on Friday Night Funkin'?
Beat up a Genshin Impact fan, what are they going to do? Explain why Chinese femboy no #8027 is the hottest character in the game?
Beat up a Cookie Run fan, what are they going to do about it? Put the cookies that their mom made to them on skirts?
Beat up a Dream SMP fan, what are they going to do? Fake having DID online?
Beat up a Sailor Moon fan, what are they going to do? Whine about Sailor Moon Crystal?
Beat up a Hollow Knight fan, what are they going to do? Repeat the same joke?
Beat up an Amphibia fan, what are they going to do? Explain how Marcy and Anne are definetly gay and have a crush on eachother?
Beat up a Homestuck fan, what are they going to do? Type in an extremely stupid way?
Beat up a League of Legends fan, what are they going to do? Gain more 300 pounds?
Beat up a Doom fan, what are they going to do? Make their music stop?
Beat up a SCP fan, what are they going to do? A 700000 words long Wiki entry on a door that makes you cum blood?
Beat up a Squid Game fan, what are they going to do? A 15ft doll?
Beat up a Dragon Ball fan, what are they going to do? Argue if you could beat Goku or not?
Beat up a Roblox fan, what are they going to do? ######?
Beat up a Terraria fan, what are they going to do? Brag about how their game has much more stuff than Minecraft?
Beat up a Sonic fa...(remembers the Sonichu incident)....maybe just stay 100 miles away from Sonic fans.
Anatomy class should be done naked
Of course, at the college level where students are 18+. I mean let’s be honest, I think the grades would be much better if we were all sitting in the classroom naked. You could see the some muscle groups way better than if you had clothes on, plus we get to embrace body positivity.
For the past few months I’ve been speculating that Joe Biden (the 46th US President) has been sleeping with his Vice President, Kamala Harris. It would make sense since Joe Biden loves mixed women (he’s said in an interview before) which would strongly lead me to believe they’re having lots of unprotected sex in the white house on the daily.
People wonder why nothing is getting done and it’s because Kamala Harris keeps having lots and lots of sex (including anal and oral) to the point of lunacy. Joe Biden needs to keep his dick in his pants and Kamala Harris needs to calm down with the use of her tight pussy.
This is even worse then when Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were having lots of sex. If you don’t already remember debates would be interrupted because they would be fucking each other during them. I’m really getting sick of all this sex that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are having. Joe Biden does have a wife after all but I guess her pussy and titties aren’t good enough. I don’t blame him though if I was Joe Biden I would definitely do the same.
you ever think about how force users would be the best sex workers ever? they could use force choke or force lightning on their kinky clients, while giving force handjobs to more normal ones. they could also use the force to enhance their sexual abilities, and use the force to enlarge their sexual organs. they could even cause orgasm with the force if they wanted to, imagine yoda's massive 24 inch throbbing green cock he hid beneath that robe of his, Obi-Wan Kenobi? More like Obi-Wan CanBlowMe. Anyways, thank you for coming to my ted talk.
*thrusts me against a table* "sorry mommy I've been a bad little boy don't punish me 🥺" *smacks ass* "ouhhhh THAT HURTS MOMMY" sticks hands between legs and viciously strokes my cock "hmmmm that feels good 🥴" *Squeezes balls firmly* "NO MOMMY NOT THERE" *bursts ball sack*
Dababy would never let something like this happen. The only suffocating at his concerts is dudes suffocating on his 13 incher (unerect of course, as no one is good enough to arouse him) in a classy manner. Dababy realizes the potential of his fan base as his personal flesh-lights, and would never let one go to waste.
“Why doesn’t Dababy just fuck da dead bodies?” If you have to ask that question, then you’re not a real fan. Real ones already know da answer to that. Dababy likes it when they resist, and they can’t resist when they’re Dead.
So next time you listen to Dababy (which should be all the time), just remember Dababy values you.
