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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


I have masturbated to nikocado avocado’s onlyfans and I am disgusted and ashamed of myself

    nikocado avocado copypasta
    Title. I was doing the deed after abstaining for 2 weeks, it first began with normal material the average person would deem suitable, then I progressively edged and got hornier as my session went on. It ended up with me being curious and finishing off to nikocado's nudes, and when the post nut clarity hit, I genuinely wanted to kill myself. It's been a few days and I don't know how to cope with myself, my actions and what I did, along with the fact that I am well aware and am the same person who did do that.

    Gardevoir is literally one of the most

      Gardevoir is literally one of the most fuckable pokemon there are, you're just mad because you're in denial. Let's start with fact now, Gardevoir is 5'3", this is not only the perfect height, but it means they can also have enough height to be able to do anything you want. While being 5'3", Gardevoir is also only 103LBs, so, theyre lite enough to pick up and have an all around good time. So, these are facts, not only this, but Gardevoir, LITERALLY, does not feel the pull of gravity, while also distorting dimensions. So, not only does this mean that Gardevoir can do anything they want ignoring gravity, but they are literally capable of making a pocket dimension in which yall can fuck in. These are all facts. Continuing with these facts, Gardevoir is telepathic and feels a strong emotion connection to their trainer, so, they will know before you that you're horny, she literally has it locked down and in the know before you're even aware of it, this only means that they are are able to serve their trainer in every way possible. So, these are just the facts on Gardevoir, but let's go even deeper so I can prove to you how Gardevoir is literally the most fuckable pokemon there is: Gardevoir can learn double team, so, now you get to fuck two of them. Gardevoir can learn charm, so, you thought you were horny before, but now it's compounded on itself. Finally, Gardevoir can learn mean look, combining this with double team, means not only do you get a tsundere on your dick, but also a submissive one. It's the best of both worlds. Gardevoir is literally the most fuckable pokemon there is and all of these are facts that yall are too afraid to realize.

      Why i’m Openly Transphobic

        Transphobic means hating trains
        I mean really? Who even likes those things anyway. Trains are such unnecessary things in our modern society. They are dirty, ugly, and always have at least 1 drug dealer inside it. I fucking hate trains, cars and buses are 1000% times more superior. Fuck trains and their shitty railways clogging up the land.

        I’d fuck Glamrock Chica so hard.

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          I'd fuck Glamrock Chica so hard. Slap a tight, moist robo pussy on that bitch and go to town. Pump her full of jizz until everything clogs up and it oozes out of every slit and opening. I'd cover my dick in pizza toppings and make her worship and beg for it until her slutty, little robot mind short circuits.

          WHAT THE FUCK MOM

            Mom and best friend copypasta
            Son: M-Mom??? W-What the fuck are you doing??? Dude, she's my mom!!!
            
            Mom:
            
            A-ah!! S-sweetie~!! P-p-please d-don't NGHHIIEEEK~~!!
            
            I start to shoot a lot of juices right at yourbfeet as i cum again
            
            Son:
            
            E-Ew!!! Y-You two are both horrible people!! My mom, betraying me with my BEST FRIEND... This is just the worst...
            
            My face is super red, and you can see a bulge popping as i keep watching you two going at itt
            
            Mom: I-i'm sorry hun... But he's just so big and rough~~! I didn't had a fuck like this in years~
            
            Son:
            
            B-But... What about dad?? How can you do this to dad??
            
            As i yell and complain, i unconsciously start rubbing the bulge in my crotch, not taking my eyes off of you two
            
            Mom: Y-you d-dad doesn't fuck me~ Not even looks at me~! H-he's just a dumb o-old mEENNNGH! AH~! AH~!
            
            Son:
            
            Ah, fuck... You... You are such a fucking whore mom... You are such a horrible woman... Getting fucked like a pornstar right in front of your son... Not only that, but the dude is my best friend... I feel so humiliated...
            
            I put one of my hands down my pants and start jerking off
            
            Friend: There’s nothing to be upset about man! Come lay down on the bed and I’ll show you why your mom loves having me over so much!
            
            Son: ... S-Sure dude...