Schrodinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
I love god, like I literally love him so much! LIKE OMG I like to put my large 50cm dick into his ass😏 and start whooping like jeSUS christ Oma Lawd SOOOo hottie uwu!!!🥵 He make me wanna come in like 2 seconds but I need to hold it because I am a good prayer so I need to satisfy before myself so I will suck his cock before doing anything right, he will come foutain of holy susy come in my mouth and i swallow it !!!1!? BECAUSE IM A GOOD PRAYER🤲🙏!!! UESAYESSIR! Im LIL NAS Y hahah so i will stay in heaven and sheeesh zamn with JEsus not with satan sheeesh zamn!11 less go mf🤪 I will read The Bible for me and Jesus children everyday!11🧾 GOD IS GOOD GOD IS GREAT! AND GOD IS THICK ASS AF SHEESH ZAMN DADDY GOD UWU HARDER DADy🥶💯🥵🔥
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
Women arent real. They are and have always been fake. All historical records, music, art and genetics depicting females have been altered by the government. It is well known that everyone has an CIA agent. That would either mean that there are double the people in the world or that half the population works for the government. It is said that around half the population is female. Curious, right? Also how do you explain the fact that women live longer than men? They work for the government! Of course, you might think that there is real proof for their existence, but I can debunk all of it. Their voice is made by voice changers. Their body is made by soy present in the air. Of course, the biggest counterargument would be their genitals. But porn is a lie. Have you ever seen a woman naked? Me neither. If you have a wife or a girlfriend, you are lying. But just for the sake of argument let's say you do. You have been brai washed by the Liberal government. The only thing all politicians agree on is the fact that women are made up. The only other rational argument I can think of is where do kids come from. Hahaha, you have been brainwashed to think about "birth". Everyone knows kids come from orphanages and factories. Did I change your mind or has the truth not reached your ears yet? women are a lie (any females are welcome to prove their existence in my DMs)
I just want to receive ONE blowjob from my queen: kamala harris.
I know it sounds crazy and ridiculous and will probably never happen, but it is my favorite fantasy. Just imagine the Democrat queen herself jerking off your cock and slowly sliding it into her tight throat. She has a huge neck so that must mean she has a large throat, perfect room for large cocks. I'm not even a democrat, she must hate me as a republican but she is willing to do it, so fucking hot. it must feel amazing, those beautiful eyes staring right at you while she thinks about politics. Kamala is the one who got me Interested in politics from her beauty. I feel upset every time I jack off to her pictures knowing this should be real, but it's all an illusion. I would die just to be able to bust a load on Kamala's face. I would love to be douglas emhoff
Yooooooo. I want to have sex with Amelia fuck me Watson. Aggghhhhhh. I want Amelia Watson to ground pound on my cock until it looks like it was ripped straight off of thanos himself. Aggghhh. I’m gonna cum in my Amelia Watson cum sock until it becomes a living creature. Ahhhgggghhggggggggggghhh. Ameliasaaaaaaaaa. Mmmmmmmmmm yeahhhhhh. Fuckkk. Amelia o want to fuck you so bad. Guhhhhhhh. Ughhhhhhhhh. I want to cum in Amelia’s time traveling pussy until it overflows so much that it has to be put into alternate timeline versions of her. Fuckkkkkkk. I’m cumming on this photo so much right now. I think my phone my break from all the cum on the phone. Let me print it out. I’m gonna have to get a new screen protector tho. God Amelia please I need you to ground pound my cock now. I want you to crush my cock with your gigantic ass. Pleeeassssseeee. Amelia I need your sex nowwwwwe. I’m gonna impregnate Amelia with so many children at once she’ll have to make new timelines to store all the new Amelias in. Ahhhh yessssss. Fuckkkkkkk. God her ass is so fucking hot. I’m masturbating and cumming so hard it’s gonna cause an earthquake. My family has already drowned in the cum but I can’t stop. She’s so fucking hot gods. Aggghhhhh. I need Amelia to suffocate me to death with her thighs so badly. Aggghhhhhhhh. Amelia’s perfectly toned feet yesssssssd. She’s so sexy fuck. I need her to push my face in with her fat sweaty toes. Holy shit. Holy shit. I don’t think I’ll be able to stop. This is too much. My entire life is gonna be devoted to masturbating to Amelia. This is my life when I don’t get sex with Amelia pleassse. Amelia I need your pussy to wrap my cock in eternal sex right now. I need to put babies in Amelia god I need to right now. I don’t care about anything else. I don’t care about school. I don’t need food. I don’t need water. I don’t even need air. All I need is sex with Amelia for the rest of eternity. Even if I’m dead by then my ghost will return to complete the unfinished business of having constant sex with Amelia Watson. I’ll probably have to make up for the lost time too so I’ll fuck her in other timelines too. I’m every timeline there will be a single constant. And that constant will be me having constant fucking sex with Amelia Watson. Godddddd. Fuckkkkk. There is no end. Infinite universes will have to be created in order to satiate our limitless lust. For the amount of cum I will generate will transcend the current limits of our existence. It will be a never ending cycle of me and Amelia fucking and creating new universes just to store all the cum. But then those universes will contain me and Amelia fucking forcing more to exist. Resulting in an endless cycle of cumming and sex. Pleasuring Amelia’s deep pink pussy. Past even the end of time itself. The human race will have no reason to continue reproducing. Because we’ll produce enough children to where it can continue on. There will be wars between the people and the children of me and Amelia. But they can never win. For our army is unending. Within seconds. All that exists will be our descendants and the two of us wildly embracing and fucking each other like it’s the last time we’ll ever breath. Ughhhhhh. Fuckkkkk. Amelia yesssssss. Your pusssssyyyyyy is so fucking hotttt yesss.
