I don’t play Mo.co for the wepons. I don’t play it for the bosses, the XP or the events. I play for Luna.
Luna is not just a character to me. She is the center of my world. Every time I hear her sweet voice echoing through waves of mosnters, I feel something inside me. I’ve memorized every line, every attack of hers, every pixel of her skin, down to the Hex color of her hair. People say shes just part of the game, but to me? She IS the game.
When I did Boss Beat for 20 hours straight, people thought it did it for the XP. In reality I was there only for HER. I imagined her watching me. Judging me for every death. Rewarding me with a nod, maybe even a smile. Every enemy I slayed, I slayed in her name. Every level I climbed was a step closer to being worthy of Luna.
Whenever someone in a party calls out her name, I freeze. My breathing goes faster. I start sweating. Does she know I’m thinking about her? Does she feel what im feeling? The way she commands the battlefield, effortlessly handling monsters with calm precision... it’s not just strength — it’s divinity. Secretly, I wonder if she could handle me. And then -one day- she stopped giving quests.
The light faded from my world. I logged in, and her voice was gone. The silence was unbearable. created a new account to see her again, but it wasnt the same. Nothing. The world felt dull, lifeless. My motivation to do anything was gone. Assignments, sleep, food irrelevant. Why do anything if Luna isn't guiding me?
Now I grind, to become the strongest Hunter in the server. Because deep down, I believe, that when I’m strong enough, when I’ve proven myself, Luna will return. She’ll look at me with those pixel-perfect eyes and say, “You’ve done well, Hunter.”
Mommy Luna, I await your next quest.
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
What do you mean "You can't recruit Alfira"???
So you're telling me that Larian Studios went ahead and crafted the love of my life—the woman of my dreams—slapped the words bard companion on her beautiful forehead, and then had the audacity to say, “Just kidding”? Is this a fever dream? And to make it worse, I was so sure she was recruitable that I searched up how to bring her into my party... only to spoil myself with what they added into Patch 7. This is unforgivable. It's cruel. Blosszu disapproves!
So you're telling me 😮 that Larian Studios 🐙 went ahead and crafted the love of my life 👩❤️💋👩 the woman of my dreams 😍🚶♀️➡️ slapped the words bard companion 🗣🎼🎵👥️ on her beautiful forehead 👨🦲 and then had the audacity 😈 to say "Just kidding" 🤪🤪🤪 Is this a fever dream? 🤒😱 And to make it worse ↘️ I was so sure she was recruitable 🤝🥰 that I searched up 🧐🔎 how to bring her into my party 👯♂️👯♂️👯♂️ only to spoil 🤥 myself with what they added 🤯 in patch 7️⃣ This is unforgivable 😡😡😡 It's cruel 🔪 Blosszu 😐 DISAPPROVES 💀💀💀
So we're done like frfr? 😢 From cream pie to getting no reply 🫠 From swallow to unfollow 😔 From giving me head to leaving me on read 💔 How do you easily go from licking my balls to not taking my calls??? 😭😭😭
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So we're done like frfr? 😢 From cream pie to getting no reply 🫠 From swallow to unfollow 😔 From giving me head to leaving me on read 💔 From licking my balls to not taking my calls? 😭 From hawk tuah to block tuah 🥀 From suckin my cock to giving me a block 😢 From up the ass to a hard pass 💔 From doin' dat spit to not giving a shit 😢 From making you moan to leaving me alone 🥀 I came, and eventually never knew my name.
Its an infamous old copypasta about sexing the Flame Atronach from Oblivion. It originally came from an anonymous comment on a NSFW artwork of the Flame Atronach on R34 site back in 2012. The comment got reposted everywhere and eventually became a meme within the Elder Scrolls community.
The released of Oblivion Remastered has reignited its popularity.
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with-especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach. The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach's natural habitat.
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Old atronach
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
New remastered atronach
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.
The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.
Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
Flame Atronach (Good ending)
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flame Atronach is objectively the most huggable Daedroth? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of cake, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm Mortal and Flame Cloak, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Started from someone’s FB post about the sex scene between Mark and Eve in the finale of Invincible S3. The comment became a meme and fans has adapted it to various other characters in show.
When I saw this scene in the last episode of Invincible, I felt an envy I couldn't control… Seeing such a beautiful woman with that gaze, wanting to feel the whole being of someone like Mark, filled me with rage… I deserve someone like that too, someone who looks at me with those eyes and wants to give me all the love possible, just look… Just tell me you don't feel envy or something in this scene? I'm not criticizing Mark; he seems like a great guy, but I don't know, Eve deserves someone better, someone like me.
