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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Attention Students Stop watching bestiality pornography on school internet

    Attention Students Stop watching bestiality pornography on school internet

Every day our WIFI logs have caught hundreds of unique devices accessing bestiality websites. The hotspot locations for such activity are in bathrooms such as the one you are in right now. When all data is put into account, a whopping 32% of students have accessed bestiality content at some time in their high school careers. Note: This applies to drawn content as well, In response, any search containing the words "Judy Hops" or "Animal Crossing" will now be blocked.

Warning If this content is found in your Chromebook history, You will have a meeting with your SSRT teacher and parents,

Thank you, Internet Department

    Hey there buddy chum pal friend

      Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud...
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      hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...
      hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal, i dont mean to be rude, my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg, but i gonna warn ya, if u take one more diddly darn step right there im gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck. and wawza wouldnt that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture. becuse friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend, if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u, my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy

      You took one diddly darn step

      Ohhohooo, well my buddy chum pallly pal friend dawg. You done did it. You went and took one more diddly darn step. And you know what that means, my buddy bud chummy chum pally pal friendly friend bud chum pal friend home dawgly bread slice. It means that crummy juncture has finally arrived. It means all those years of listening to me, your friend buddy bud chumster brother amigo friendly bud brother of another mother have finally come to a close. Because friend buddy bud chum pally pal amigo brother dawgy, you’re about to have the have the crummiest juncture you’ve ever come into physical contact with, my buddy bud friend chummy pally brother amigo friend home slice bread slice dawg.

      guy mate fella brother amigo homie…

      Hey there buddy ol’ pal friend guy mate fella brother amigo homie chummy chum I don't mean to be rude my home-slice bread dawg but I gotta warn ya if you post one more diddly darn pasta that I just commented, I’m gonna make multiple micro cuts on your ballsack and squirt lemon juice on them for hours. And wowza! That’d be a shame sonny boy. Or do you want that, sport? Do wish for this physical experience? Because friend buddy comrade guy bruv pally pal if you keep this up, well gosh diddly dang I might get not so heckin’ nice with you my friendly companion cully compadre…

      Thank you for adding /s to your post.

        Response when someone uses "/s"
        Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this post, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how you don’t deserve oxygen. I even sent a copy to my Harvard professor to proofread. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A “/s” at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense! Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the pure comedic genius. The person next to me on the bus saw and started crying from laughter until he shit himself. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing and filling their pants with shit at your incredible comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you.

        Forreal goddamn that’s an ass you put in tupperware

          Forreal goddamn that's an ass you put in tupperware cause you can't eat it all at once. That's an ass you put on layaway cause even if you could afford it all at once it'd be too much. That's an ass a waiter would make some smart ass comment about you being hungry if you finished the whole thing. That's an ass you need a bookmark for so you can come back where you left off. That's an ass that needs a checkpoint system so you can jump right back in if you die. It's the type of ass you set up camp halfway through and head up to the summit in the morning. There should be a tax on that ass and it should be in the highest bracket. If you won this ass in the lottery and chose to get it in yearly payments instead of a lump sum you'd still have enough ass from year to year to last you a lifetime. There are still parts of this ass that are unmapped. This ass could end the Palestinian-Israeli conflict. This ass could lead a successful working class revolution to seize the means of production, those means being this ass. This ass is orbiting the sun and dragging the Earth along with it. NASA should redirect Juno and the Hubble and bring Voyager back into this solar system to study this ass. There is probably a graveyard of fallen soldiers in this ass. People want to talk big but there's no way you're coming close to handling that.

          i am your ideal woman: 6’8, 250 lbs of pure muscle

            Ideal woman Tinder bio copypasta
            i am your ideal woman: 6'8, 250 lbs of pure muscle. ONLY eat beef, will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking), cannot read and DO NOT want to learn. i own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side. inventor of what is commonly known as aggravated assault. looking for a VERY compact man to ride on my shoulders so i look cool.

            I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Lae’zel.

              Lae'zel from BG3 copypasta
              I try to replace her with Karlach. Lae'zel does more damage. I respec Shadowheart into Tempest Cleric. Lae'zel still does more damage. I try to swap in Gale; but Lae'zel does more damage. I want to test out Wyll. His best team has Lae'zel.

I try to pass a dialogue check to save a frightened orphan from a fire. I fail. Lae'zel, with 8 charisma, uses Astral Knowledge and becomes profecient in Persuasion. She convinces the orphan that the fire builds character.

I try to use Jump on Lae'zel. She grabs me by the throat. "I don't need your pitiful magic, Revrykal." She uses Enhanced Leap to reach and kill the three archers trying to ambush us with 6 of her 17 attacks that turn. She then uses Misty Step to teleport back and kill the barbarian charging us with another 2 strikes.

We are surrounded by a group of angry frost elementals. I prepare a fireball. "Tsk'va", she says, "I don't need this spell." She removes Fireball from my spellbook and replaces it with Haste; I'm forced to use it on her. She nods to herself. "Better."

Astarion is dying. I open up my alchemy satchel to try and craft a health potion but the only ingredients in my bag are for potions of speed. "You just need to funnel all your resources into giving me more attacks," Lae'zel says, "Vampires are already undying."

We reach a bridge containing so many traps that the bridge itself has began to sink. Lae'zel fails to disarm the first trap. "Guess this is the end", she says, summoning her Mage Hand. She uses her Mage Hand to throw me into the middle of the bridge. As every trap begins to explode around me, there is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, Githyanki pride. What a cruel world.

              The original pasta was “I’m so tired of Xiangling” from Genshin