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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


In terms of male human and female human breeding, you are the least compatible human

    Did you know that in terms of male human and female human breeding, you are the least compatible human. Your sheer lack of bitches and experience makes you the least likely pick for a sexual partner by anyone of the opposite gender. Plus, years of masturbation and porn make your sexual expectations far beyond the norm and cause you to ejaculate prematurely. Your expectations from porn mean that you will not feel that the sex was good, this plus the premature ejaculation, plus your measly 1.5 inches mean that no-one involved will end up satisfied at the end

    In response to the Vaporeon / Flareon copypasta


    I laughed so hard I thought I died

      The earliest version of the “Crazy? I was crazy once” copypasta was actually “I laughed so hard I thought I’d die” taken from an excerpt of Brunvand, Jan Harold. The Study of American Folklore: An Introduction. pg 118. 1968. See here.

      I laughed so hard I thought I'd die.
      I did die.
      They buried me, and a flower grew on my grave.
      The roots grew down and tickled me.
      I laughed so hard I thought I'd die.
      I did die…

      See the full history of “Crazy? I was crazy once” copypasta

      Crazy? I was crazy once.
      They put me in a rubber room.
      A round rubber room
      And told me to sit in the corner.
      
      Corner? There was no corner
      So I sat in the middle of the floor
      Surrounded by rats.
      
      Rat? I can't stand rats.
      They tickled my feet.
      They made me laugh.
      I laughed so hard I thought I would die
      
      Die? I did die in there.
      They buried me in a hole.
      A hole six feet under the ground
      And that's when the worms came.
      
      Worms? I hate worms.
      They burrowed into my skull And started to eat my brain.
      They drove me crazy!
      
      Crazy? I was crazy once.
      They put me in a rubber room.
      A round rubber room
      And told me to sit in the corner.
      Omg this video is so funny, this video is so funny I laughed so hard, I laughed so hard I threw my phone, my stomach hurt, my nose started bleeding and I fell of of my bed and then I laughed so hard that the vibration from my laughter caused me to slide across the floor like some kind of fucked up caterpillar. Then I laughed so hard that I cried. Then I laughed so hard that I began flying. I flew threw the roof of my house and continued to fly up up up, up into the sky and I continued flying upwards until I went to outer space, I laughed so hard I went to outer space. Then I continued to laugh and the radiation from outer space started to disintegrate my body, my body disintegrated but I continued to laugh. Then I met God, God wasn’t a man or woman, God was two different cubes with different colors and I transcended God because I laughed so hard. I transcended God into a world of light and laughter. I could not stop laughing, all I could do is laughter now. I miss my friends, I miss my home I hope that I can see them again but I know that I never will, because I will never stop laughing I will laugh for eternity.
      😄haha😅😅 lol that's hilarious bro 😅😅😆😆😆 HAHAHAHHA 😩 OMG I can't stop 🚫 laughing 😫😫😫😫😫😫 HOLY FUCKIN SHIT 😲😲😲 I laughed so hard at that that I died!!1!1!!! OMG 😲😲 I"M FUCKIN DEAD-wait I see a light 💡 👼 OMG I'm an angel 👼 I'm going to Heaven 😶 Holy shit it's god!! 🌝 Hey god 😀 have I been a good devoted follower?🙏 🌝 no, u scrolled past that 👍Like if u love 😍 Jesus facebook post, so ur ass is goin to hell son 😱no please goD no 😟😟😟 OH NO I"m falling into hell 💥🔥🔥🔥😰🔥🔥🔥 It's so hot 😰 😱 Holy fuck it's satan 😈 Hey u little fuccboi u wanna fuck 👄the dark lord? 😍😍Hell yeah satan 😈 turn around and present me ur anus 🍑🕳 😉😉 oh yeah stick ur big throbbing horn in my tight asshole satan 🍆 🍑🕳 😈 yeah u like that ☺️oh fuck👍 yeah👍👍👌👌 satan that feels so good 😝😝😝 OH FUCK YEAH IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD 💓 OH 😋😆 FUCk 😝😝 YES AH 😝 AHHHH😝 OOHHH YEAH!😍😍 😈u want me to cum on ur ass u little slut 😍oh yes give me 💦💦 cummies 💦💦 satan! 😈 here it fucking cums(lol haha get it)😈🍆💦💦💦 😛yeah let me lap those cummies up like a cat 🐱 drinking milk 🍼satan😈🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦😨 holy shit 💦💦💦 2 😫😫 many 😈🍆💦💦💦cummies💦💦💦😫💦💦💦💦 I'm drowning in cummies 💦💦💦💦💦😲💦💦💦 holy shit I died from too many cummies!😱😲
      
      Being daddie's 👸 princess and getting 👅💦💦 cummies is cool 👍👍👌 but remember too many 💦💦cummies 💦💦 is not 🙅🙅 good make sure ur daddy 👱 is responsible 👍👍 with his cummies or else u die 💀💀 and death means no more cummies 💦💦🚫👎😱
      Oh my god. Your comment was so unbelievably funny that I cannot physically stop laughing. My vocal cords are vibrating so violently that I’m throwing up blood. My throat is producing so much sound for so long that parts of my spine have shifted out of place through the sheer vibration, causing me indescribable pain. My entire body from the shoulders up is visibly shaking due to the sound I am producing. My lungs are running out of air by the second. My entire body is screaming in pain. Anyone to see me in this state would assume I’m having a horrible seizure. The laughter reverberating in my ears has driven me to madness. The sheer hilarity of your comment, the pure and untainted comedy that you typed with your holy fingers blessed by the Lord has thrown me up the stairway to Heaven and delivered me to death’s door. I am well and truly dying laughing.
      I laughed so hard i committed several war crimes that included the mass genocide of many civilians from a small town in Afghanistan. My war crimes of course will never be told to anyone outside of the soldiers who were with me at the time that the war crimes were committed. I am able to maintain not going to military prison because I am threatening the life of anyone who shows the smallest signs of them reporting me to the authorities.

      okay, kid im done. i doubt you even have basic knowlege of hacking

        okay, kid im done. I doubt you even have basic knowlege of hacking. I doul boot linux so i can run my scripts. you made a big mistake of replying to my comment without using a proxy, because i'm already tracking youre ip. since ur so hacking iliterate, that means internet protocol. once i find your ip i can easily install a backdoor trojan into your pc, not to mention your email will be in my hands. dont even bother turning off your pc, because i can rout malware into your power system so i can turn your excuse of a computer on at any time. it might be a good time to cancel your credit card since ill have that too. if i wanted I could release your home information onto my secure irc chat and maybe if your unlucky someone will come knocking at your door. i'd highly suggest you take your little comment about me back since i am no script kiddie. i know java and c++ fluently and make my own scripts and source code. because im a nice guy ill give you a chance to take it back. you have 4 hours in unix time, clock is ticking. ill let you know when the time is up by sending you an email to [redacted] which i aquired with a java program i just wrote. see you then

        You swine. You vulgar little maggot.

          You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it. Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, routinely childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame. You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet. I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded. Shut up and go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your behaviour merits. Thank you for your kind attention to and expected cooperation in this matter.

          I am so damn angry right now

            I am so damn angry right now. In fact, I am so angry that I could literally tear a concrete block in two, wait three, no five pieces. What you have done has made me so mad that I literally want to grab you and punch you so hard that you will lose conscious with just one punch, and even when you're unconscious I will still beat the utter crap out of you so that blood will poor out of every blood vessel in your pathetic body. Typically I would look at someone dying in agony with complete utter horror, because I am such a nice and sympathetic being. However, you on the other hand, have made me so angry that I couldn't give a single damn about the law or good morality. I am so angry right now.

            Seonghwa is not a milf

              Seonghwa is not a milf. He hasn’t BEEN a milf. Most of all he won’t be YOUR milf
              
              SEONGHWA will not freaking breastfeed you.
              
              Can we talk about this? Yeah he’s a bird i get that. Or he’s a cat, sure it’s fitting. Yeah he’s a victorian vampire i could see that interp too. Why aren’t ateez fans normal? What leads people to make the jump from cute animal comparisons or cool suave mythical creatures, allll the way to #busty #mommy #divorcée?
              
              Half the time it’s not even busty mommy divorcée. You make him a busty mommy widow. Why the obsession with mvrdering this dudes imaginary spouse. Does he have to be single and grieving to mother you, y/n. Where’s the seonghwa fans who aren’t oedipal as a mf?
              
              I had to mute that “sorry mommy” meme because everytime i see a (REGULAR NON MILF) Seonghwa photo, it’s all i can read in the comments. But i guess i want to understand? Am i the only seeing this or am i the only one not in on it or is it normal?
              
              What is milf energy and why the obsession with milf energy if we could pin down a definition that would help me thanks but Seonghwa isn’t a milf
              
              I think i view the term milf differently or maybe kpop has changed the meaning
              Seonghwa is not ❌ a milf. He 📷 hasn't BEEN 🥜👏 a milf. Most 💯👥 of all 💯 he 👨 won't 😌 be ➡️ YOUR 👉🏻 milf SEONGHWA will 🖤 not 👎 freaking 🤬 breastfeed you. 😅👨 Can 🥫 we 🔞👦 talk 🦠 about 😜 this? Yeah 👍 he's 👨👨 a bird 🐦 i 💋🐛 get 🉐 that. 🤔😐 Or he's 😜👨 a cat, 🐱 sure 😺 it's fitting. Yeah ✨ he's ✅ a victorian vampire ⚰ i 😊 could 😜 see 🙉👀 that ⏪ interp too. 💔 Why 💪 aren't 😲 ateez fans 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️ normal? 👩‍🦯 What 😦 leads people 👥 to make ✋ the jump 🕴️ from 😂😲 cute 🤤 animal 🐏 comparisons or cool 🧊 suave 😏 mythical creatures, alll the way 💫 to #busty #mommy 👱👱 #divorcée? Half 🎵 the time ⌚ it's not 🚯 even 🌃 busty mommy 👱👱 divorcée. You 😀😀😀 make 💘 him 👨😓 a busty mommy 👱👱 widow. Why 🙀 the obsession 🙇 with mvrdering this dudes 😎 imaginary spouse. Does 😻😳 he 👈😩 have 🅰️ to be 🧎 single 🚫 and grieving to mother 👰‍♀️ you, 💑 y/n. Where's 👀 the seonghwa fans 🪁 who 👋😂 aren't 😲 oedipal as a mf? I 👥 had 💔 to mute 🔕 that 🦃 "sorry 😢 mommy" 👱👱 meme 🐸 because ✏️ everytime i 😊 see 👂🏻👀 a (REGULAR 😶 NON ❌ MILF) Seonghwa photo, 📷 it's all 👾 i 👁️ can 🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️ read 📕📗📙 in 👏👏 the comments. But ⚠️ i 👆 guess 👉👈 i 😊 want 👏 to understand? 😏😏 Am 😩 i 👥 the only 👏 seeing 👀 this or am 🏃🏻💨 i 😀 the only 👨 one 😫 not 😣 in 📥👇 on 🏽😎 it or is it normal? 😐 What 💀 is milf energy 🌟 and why 🤔 the obsession 🙇 with milf energy 🤸‍♀️ if we 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 could 😜 pin 📌 down 👏 a definition 📚 that 🛫 would 😏 help 😢😬 me ✌️ thanks 😁 but 💪😤 Seonghwa isn't 🙈 a milf I 😣 think 🤔 i 👌😦💁🏼 view 🤤 the term 📄 milf differently or maybe 🤷‍♀️ kpop has 👏 changed 📈📈 the meaning 😏