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Marcoh is no ordinary guy

    Marcoh is no ordinary guy. Why do you think he always keeps his back covered by his combat jacket? Why do you think he is always so reserved around most people? Because he is secretly a Joestar. Not by direct lineage but he has some blood running through his veins. Think about George Joestar the First, Jonathan's father, he had only one child, but that perhaps because his wife passed away early on and he didn't wanna remarry or couldn't get past her death. So, Jonathan is an only child, yes, he is. But what about his dad? Considering that he grew up in the early Victorian era, customs at the time were to have more than one child hence a lot of them didn't make it through childhood due to illnesses and the lack of a structured medical system at the time. Look at Great Expectations, in the first scene, Pip is at his parents' grave and reflects on their passing, while acknowledging he also had other siblings who bit the dust, only he and his older sister remaining alive. So. its a very high possibility George Joestar had more siblings, some may have passed, some may have lived on and one of them could have moved with the trading business or got married in Italy. The family could have adapted to the Italian language or maybe after the first generation, only girls were born so they got married and changed their name entirely. And keep in mind that its not compulsory that George Joestar is the oldest sibling, he could very well be the youngest of them and have much older siblings, some who might have even passed away during the first act of Part 1. Marcoh was born at the beginning of the 1910s so there was plenty of time for the other Joestars to settle and blend in Italy considering we are talking about Victorian or Pre-Victorian(possibly) era people. Besides his physique and height which run in the men of the Joestar clan, we can also notice that Marcoh has an innate appeal to people who want to be stronger. Basically, its not a stretch to call Tanaka his Jobro. Also, why is Marcoh so physically strong? I mean, if you take it literally, he can punch divine-like beings and do damage to them. I am inclined to believe Marcoh has secretly mastered the art of Hamon or maybe he even posses a Stand that nobody else can see, not even us, because we are not Stand Users, nor are any of the other characters. Think about Marcoh's Counter skill, is it simply that he can counterattack that fast? or is that his stand reacting? What about the red aura that engulfs him the more a fight goes on, could that simply be a cool visual effect, or his Hamon energy experiencing an overdrive like Jonathan did? But hey, thats just a theory! A Funger Theory!

    Am I cheating?

      Story:
I've been extremely high like the past 2 weeks and I've just gotten sober and now I'm noticing that I somehow have aim assist? I don't want to cheat as I want to gain skill legitimately, I've reinstalled the game like 4 times reset my drive and yet it still persists. I literally don't know what to do, I don't wanna be banned. I've checked all active tasks and closed all the ones that look suspicious, their is no random apps in startup either, I'm confused on how this even happened as I have no memory of doing anything besides just playing? Is this aim assist or am I dumb?

      It’s been X hours without , I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns.

        Roblox

        It's been 5 hours without Roblox, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I can't reach 30 million bounty anymore in Blox Fruits. I can't play CB:R anymore, I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. Shivering in fear of losing my progress at my day streak at ASTD and Adopt Me. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want Roblox back. 
        Its been 20 hours without Roblox, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log into Roblox but the site was down. I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing with Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all my money on Roblox, I bought the Super Super Happy Face and bought a Valkyrie for my girlfriend CoolDjoleProGamerYT. I don't know what to do. Roblox can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Roblox is very amazing and I can't lose it. Roblox is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend john there, In bloxburg, I was delivering pizza's, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, CoolDjoleProGamerYT, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that i accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushe then i got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that we went on many dates to Adopt me, where we adopted 2 boys named DemonicLuciferr, and RedDoflaming0. Demonic and Red were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to Brookhaven. after that we had our own child in Bloxburg on our rooftop named lazerlamps. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after... Roblox was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back...

        Fortnite

        It's been 5 hours without Fortnite, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Fortnite but the servers were down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried. I am nothing without Fortnite, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Fortnite, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Fortnite is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I can't reach 20 kills in un-filled squads. I can't play FFA box fights, I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. Shivering in fear of losing my progress at my weekly missions. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want Fortnite back.

        Rainbow 6

        It's been 1 minute without R6 , I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto R6 but the servers were down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I am nothing without R6, it is my life, it is my destiny, without R6, I wouldn't be able to do anything. R6 is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want R6 back

        Lost Ark

        Its been 37 Hours without Lost Ark.. I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Lost ark but it was offline, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even got so depressed and thought about bad stuff. I am nothing without Lost ark... it is my life, it is my destiny, without Lost Ark, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Lost Ark is the best thing that exists and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence . I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Lost Ark I don't know what to do. Lost Ark can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Lost Ark is very amazing and I can't lose it. Lost Ark is my life, I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane...

        AGHHHHHH IM SICK OF IT! IM ABSOLUTELY SICK OF IT!

          AGHHHHHH IM SICK OF IT! IM ABSOLUTELY SICK OF IT! THE MODS HERE ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS!!! YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE MOST NON COPY PASTA POSTS HERE, WHERE ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH AM I GOING TO SEND A FUCKING COPYPASTA OF JOE BIDEN LICKING OBAMA'S FEET???? HUH?????? NOWHERE. THAT'S RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE. I WANT ACTUAL COPYPASTAS. I DON'T WANT LOW EFFORT GOONING POSTS, BECAUSE I'LL NEVER USE THEM! YOU CAN SCROLL DOWN RIGHT NOW OFF OF THIS POST AND YOU'LL PROBABLY SEE SOME DUMB FUCKING POST ABOUT A BROTHER HAVING SLOPPY SWEATY FRENCH SEX WITH THEIR LONG LOST SISTER. THATS NOT A COPYPASTA, THAHS JUST FUCKING PORN!!!!! I DONT FUCKING EANT GOD DAMN PORK ON MY GOD DAMN COPYPASTA SUBREDDIT!!!! DO SOMETHING SLREADY YOU USELESS MODS, OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND SHOVE YOUR HEAD INSIDE A VAT OF ACID. USEELSS, UTTERLY USELESS. MY GRANDMA'S DEMENTIA IS FUNNIER THAN SOME OF YOU FUCKERS. STOP POSTING PORN, WE DO JOT CARE ABOUT IT. WE WANT COPYPASTAS, SHIT YO ACTUALLY FUCKING COPY GOD DAMN PASTA YOU BRAINLETS.

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            Sauce?

              Copypasta of every sauce whenever someone ask for “Sauce? for a friend, of course.”

              Sure man, I got you covered:

Brown sauces:

Bordelaise sauce

Chateaubriand sauce

Charcutiere sauce

Chaudfroid sauce

Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine

Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats

Mushroom gravy

Romesco sauce

Sauce Africaine

Sauce au Poivre

Sauce Robert

Butter sauces:

Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce

Beurre blanc

Beurre manie

Beurre monté

Beurre noisette

Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce

Meuniere sauce

Emulsified sauces:

Remoulade seaweed sauce

Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil

Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk

Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient

Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon

Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce

Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce

Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise

Tartare sauce(w/ chilli)

Fish sauces:

Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies

Clam sauce – Pasta sauce

Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce

Green sauces:

See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs

Tomato sauces:

Tomato sauces

Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment

Hot sauces:

Pepper sauces

Pique sauce

Mustard sauces

Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds

Chile pepper-tinged sauces

Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine

Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include:

Buffalo Sauce

Chili sauce

Datil pepper sauce

Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce

Pique Sauce

Sriracha sauce

Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand

Meat-based sauces:

Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri

Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce

Barese ragù

Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat

Carbonara – Italian pasta dish

Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti

Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce

Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines

Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine

Pink sauces:

Pink sauce

Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:

Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle

Chimichurri – Food sauce

Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco

Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil

Onion sauce

Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix

Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil

Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment

Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds

Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos

Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce

Sauce vierge

Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce

Sweet sauces:

Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices

Pork with peach sauce

Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples

Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries

Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery

Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars

Chocolate gravy

Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient

Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries

Crème anglaise

Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg

Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient

Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless

Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip

Mango sauce

Peach sauce

Plum sauce – Chinese condiment

Strawberry sauce

Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water

Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce

Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine

White sauces:

Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish

Alfredo sauce

Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9]

Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta

Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms

Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese

Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine

Sauce Américaine

Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce

Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce

Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk