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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat?

    Navy Seals pirate copypasta
    What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

    Based on the original ‘Navy Seals‘ copypasta


    How to avoid telling people my major (software engineering)?

      When people ask me what my major and school is, I'm hesitant to say. It's probably rare for them to be graced with the presence of a student at the top cs/engineering school in Canada, the MIT of the north. Especially a software engineering major, the most prestigious program at said school. I feel a bit guilty, as meeting someone so much more accomplished, yet their same age, probably crushes their self image.
      
      How do you guys go about avoiding the question, or what other major do you usually say?

      The copypasta first started from a Redditor post on the University of Waterloo subreddit and its sheer ridiculousness has made it popular and became statire. Many variations of the original copypasta has been created since then specifically for majors in different universities and colleges.

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      How to avoid telling people my major (Yiddish studies)?

      When people ask me what my major and school is, I'm hesitant to say. It's probably rare for them to be graced with the presence of a student at the top school in Canada, the Harvard of the north. Especially a Yiddish major, the most prestigious program at said school. I feel a bit guilty, as meeting someone so much more accomplished, yet their same age, probably crushes their self image.
      
      How do you guys go about avoiding the question, or what other major do you usually say?

      How to avoid telling people my major (biology)?

      When people ask me what my major and school is, I'm hesitant to say. It's probably rare for them to be graced with the presence of a student at the most difficult program in Canada at the best school in Toronto. Especially a biology major, the most prestigious program at said school. I feel a bit guilty, as meeting someone so much more accomplished, yet their same age, probably crushes their self image.

      How to avoid telling people my major (engineering physics)?

      When people ask me what my major and school is, I'm hesitant to say. It's probably rare for them to be graced with the presence of a student at the top engineering school in Canada. Especially an engineering physics major, the most prestigious program at said school. I feel a bit guilty, as meeting someone so much more accomplished, yet their same age, probably crushes their self image.

      How to avoid telling people my major (Commerce)?

      When people ask me what my major and school is, I'm hesitant to say. It's probably rare for them to be graced with the presence of a student at the top school in Canada, the Harvard of the north. Especially a commie major the most prestigious program at said school. I feel a bit guilty, as meeting someone so much more accomplished, yet their same age, probably crushes their self image.
      
      How do you guys go about avoiding the question, or what other major do you usually say?

      How to avoid telling people my favourite game (TFT)?

      When people ask me what my favourite game and company is, I'm hesitant to say. It's probably rare for them to be graced with the presence of a gamer who plays the top game in the world, the Dark Souls of Riot Games. Especially a diamond ranked player in the most prestigious game at said company. I feel a bit guilty, as meeting someone so much more accomplished, yet at their same age, probably crushes their self image.
      
      How do you guys go about avoiding the question, or what other game do you usually say?

      How to avoid telling people my SAT score (1600)

      When people ask me what my SAT score is, I'm hesitant to say. It's probably rare for them to be graced with the presence of a student who has the top SAT score in the U.S., the Ivy League score. Especially a first time test taker, the most prestigious level. I feel a bit guilty, as meeting someone so much more accomplished, yet their same age, probably crushes their self image.
      
      How do you guys go about avoiding the question, or what other score do you usually say?

      Accolibed is a hacker.

        osu! game
        Accolibed is a hacker.
        
        I have undeniable evidence that Accolibed is a hacker. For the following points, I will be referring to his new play in which he gets 1500 pp. (https://youtu.be/aATBgeMYnhc?si=psDGpNj1dhrKppXx). First, if you look at the slow sliders at 2:47, his cursor changes direction in a very choppy manor. As someone who is a professional coder, I can guarantee that these movements are from an algorithm designed in java. He needed to design the code to fit a very fast map, as he had to make the cursor look natural while doing very fast jumps. However, when the slow part came, the script he used wasn't suitable for the slow sliders and made the cursor look choppy and abnormal, as visible in the video. Second, right after the slow sliders begin, you can see Accolibed look away from his osu! monitor then expeditiously look at it again. Accolibed forgot he was streaming so he decided to look at something else while his hacks did the play for him, but then he looked back as soon as he remembered people were watching him. It’s a shame to see the highest ranked players cheating, so we should band together as a community and expose Accolibed for the hacker he is.

        Original copypasta was ‘Rafis is a hacker.’

        The original version of ‘X is a hacker’ is from a Redditor post about Rafis a professional player and content creator for the game osu! The rant contains ridiculous allegations and absurd speculation about the player’s gameplay and how scripts are made. This copypasta is usually used when a new world record of osu! is achieved with the player’s name changed to fit a new narrative.

        Rafis is a hacker.
        
        I have undeniable evidence that Rafis is a hacker. For the following points, I will be referring to his new play in which he gets 829 pp. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6SPs67ZPGw&t=167). First, if you look at the slow sliders at 2:47, his cursor changes direction in a very choppy manor. As someone who is a professional coder, I can guarantee that these movements are from an algorithm designed in java. He needed to design the code to fit a very fast map, as he had to make the cursor look natural while doing very fast jumps. However, when the slow part came, the script he used wasn't suitable for the slow sliders and made the cursor look choppy and abnormal, as visible in the video. Second, right after the slow sliders begin, you can see Rafis look away from his osu! monitor then expeditiously look at it again. Rafis forgot he was streaming so he decided to look at something else while his hacks did the play for him, but then he looked back as soon as he remembered people were watching him. It’s a shame to see the highest ranked players cheating, so we should band together as a community and expose Rafis for the hacker he is.

        Actually sir, I’m not a so called ‘Stan of dream.’

          Actually sir, I'm not a so called 'Stan of dream.' I am merely very passionate about his content and want to dedicate my life to him in a way that seems needy - i must know where my pride and joy is at all times and you insulting me challenges my integrity and makes me so made that i'm going to sue you and also block you on all social media so that your filth and villainy does not spread further across the internet - i hope that you are happy with yourself - I'll see you in court. However, I have to say that Dream's youtube rival, Technoblade, is not a very nice person and seems to be quite mean towards Dream, also I have to say his behavior around hacking, in Minecraft, it does seem quite suspicious and i believe he is in fact "B-hopping" especially in Technoblade's and Dream's $100,000 duel. The Mere fact that my favourite youtuber lost a duel against technoblade immediately means that he must have cheated and there is no other explanation - your blaspheming of 'he is just the better player' is wrong and you should be burnt a the stake for implying that DREAM (God bless his name and all who use it) is NOT the best minecraft player ever - I'm utterly disgraced by what you have said to me in this conversation and my legal team will be in contact to deal with you soon.
          Actually 😳 sir 👨, I'm 💘 not a so called ☁ 'Stan 😍😎 of dream.' 😴 I 👁 am merely 🏫 very 👌 passionate 🔥 about 💦 his 💦 content 🌎 and want 😋 to dedicate ♂ my life 👤 to him 👴 in a way ↕ that seems 👀 needy 👉🏼 - i 👁 must 👫 know 🤔 where my pride 🏳️‍🌈 and joy 😂 is at all 💯 times 🕐 and you 👈👉 insulting 🤮 me challenges 😱 my integrity 😤 and makes 🛠 me so made 👑 that i'm 💘 going 🏃 to sue 🕴 you 👉 and also ➕ block 🚫 you 👈😵 on 🔛 all 😤 social 📖 media 📞✈⛵ so that your 👉 filth 👅 and villainy does not spread 👐 further 😵 across ➡😏 the internet 🌐 - i 👁 hope 🙏 that you 👈 are happy 😊 with yourself - I'll 📝 see 👀 you 👈 in court 💼. However 🖐, I 👁 have to say 💬👱🏿💦 that Dream's 😴💭 youtube 📹 rival 😈, Technoblade, is not a very 👌 nice 💦😇🙀 person 👨 and seems 🤔 to be quite ✅ mean 😏 towards 😂 Dream 😴💭, also 👨 I 👤👥 have to say 🗣💬 his 👋 behavior 🗯 around 🔃 hacking 😲, in Minecraft 🎮⛏, it does seem 🤔 quite 📺 suspicious 🤔 and i 👁 believe 🙏🏽 he 👥 is in fact 📕 "B-hopping" especially 🙌 in Technoblade's and Dream's 💭 $100,000 🗣👍😯 duel 🔫. The Mere 😐💀 fact 📕 that my favourite 😍 youtuber 🤔🤯 lost 🏳 a duel 🤺 against 🚫 technoblade immediately 😤 means 🤔❓🙄 that he 👨 must 👫 have cheated 🚫 and there is no ☝🚫 other explanation 📢 - your 👈📃 blaspheming of 'he 👨 is just the better 👍 player' 🎮🎯⚽ is wrong ⚠😔👎 and you 👉 should be burnt 🔥 a the stake 💀 for implying 😤 that DREAM 💭 (God 🙏👁 bless 🙏 his 💰💦 name 📛 and all 💯 who use 😏 it) is NOT the best 👌 minecraft 🎮⛏ player 🎮 ever 📆 - I'm 💘 utterly 🐄🚮 disgraced by what you 👈 have said 💬👱🏿💦 to me in this conversation 🗣 and my legal ⚖ team 🐒 will be in contact 📞 to deal 🙅 with you 👈 soon 🔜.

          Just remove Destiny 2

            Destiny 2 copypasta about glaives
            Just remove Destiny 2. The idea backfired on Bungie and they need to move on. We all know when we see someone playing Destiny 2 in our lobby we all cringe. Wanna get booted from a gaming community? Put Destiny 2 on. Wanna get kicked from a gaming subreddit? Put Destiny 2 on.

            Original was about glaives

            Just remove glaives. The idea backfired on Bungie and they need to move on. We all know when we see someone with a glaive on our lobby we all cringe. Wanna get booted from a raid? Put a glaive on. Wanna get kicked from an LFG for trials? Put a glaive on.

            Lengendary Shards version

            Just remove Legendary Shards. The idea backfired on Bungie and they need to move on. We all know when we see someone with Legendary Shards in our lobby we all cringe. Wanna get booted from a raid? Have Legendary Shards . Wanna get kicked from a Trials LFG? Have Legendary Shards.

            sex is overrated

              sex is overrated and anyone who does that shit regularly has a problem. i've been alive for 31 years, never had sex once, haven't even had a girlfriend. but im still alive living my life. stop acting like sex is the end all be all when mortal kombat is infinitely better.