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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


what about im not a crackhead dont you understand?

    what about im not a crackhead dont you understand? i have never done cocaine in the united states ive only ive only ever done crack in international waters LEGALLY. And cocaine has been used throughout history with no side effects, i have no lambda waves in my ecg and i dont have VT so there is no problem doing crack 1-2 times a year while fishing. im not queing qp while doing cocaine and the question has already been answered the answer is 60-80 games to adjust your mmr.

    You’re clearly missing the problem with stacking in this game

      You're clearly missing the problem with stacking in this game, so let me break it down for you. When you're grouping up with the rest of your team, you're making it significantly harder for enemy players to pick you off individually and get a team wipe. This ultimately manifests as frustration and sometimes even results in rage quitting.
      
      By grouping up, you've stopped them from getting a "sick ass clip" that they can post online for some sweet, sweet internet points. Most likely, during their rage, they lashed out and either damaged their controller / keyboard or hurt themselves slamming the desk.
      
      In summary, failure to wipe a full team solo. Loss of potential Twitter clip. Ego shattered. Rage and frustration heightened. Severe bruising to wrists and fists after smashing desk. Physical recovery: 6 weeks. Full psychological recovery: 6 months.

      keep going with the excuses buddy

        keep going with the excuses buddy, everyone knows you've ran out of broken farm and simply can't keep up due to lack of skill and not because you're too lazy. so pipe down pal and enjoy that #2 spot, because you will never be the best at anything

        Look kid, I fuck more attractive women than you have ever even seen…

          Look kid, I fuck more attractive women than you have ever even seen with your prepubescent, desperate virgin eyes. I once beat up an ex heavy weight boxer because he looked at me wrong. He begged me to stop. He begged me to just let him go, But I didn’t stop. You sit there in with your shitty computer, no job prospects past your nearest McDonald, and call me a beta male? You can’t even get the greese stains off of your shit between your fourth and fifth abdominal roll without the help of your mother, whom you have single handedly lead into an unimaginable misery by your mere pathetic existence. Take some of those bigs words and bring them outside into the real world. That way someone can beat you up before they send you crawling home to lick your wounds and make pissy internet videos bitching about people that you cannot even begin to understand from behind the drool covered binoculars you call glasses.

          Using an auto is like using porn. Manual is like sex.

            Using an auto is like using porn. Manual is like sex.
            
            Sex really benefits from developing a relationship, paying attention, practice and focus. Its work.
            
            You can have sex without these qualities but the sex suffers, and so does the experience of driving a manual.
            
            When you just need to get off and not pay attention - automatic transmission.
            
            You can still have fun - especially left foot braking without a clutch, but it's designed to be convenient.

            A trans woman’s perspective on the “Tran S. Wright” door

              Tran S. Wright door in TF2
              This door sucks so fucking hard. Shit framework, shit hinges, shit unsecured name placard thing I could literally just steal if I wanted to. This is the worst door I've ever seen in a videogame, full stop. Holy shit it won't even fucking open. Why would you put a door in your game if you don't want your goddamn playerbase to open it. That's not a door that's a fancy wall decoration. I hope Tran S. Wright is partying it the fuck up in there because if he sees me it is bodily mutilation on sight. Fuck Valve for giving us this shitty fucking door instead of a Pyro inflatable prop penis cosmetic and fuck you for anything you've ever done wrong. God I want to burn down Vatican City.