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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.



I keep seeing Landorus-Therian everywhere and it’s ruining my life.

    This post is a cry for help. I can’t stand this anymore. Everywhere I go, this stupid orange shitstain somehow finds me and ruins my life. No matter how many defense mechanisms I have, it always come back.
    
    Yesterday, I was working at my job when I heard it. That fateful sound of a stat drop. I quickly leaped out of my chair and turned around, but the fucker had already used intimidate on all of my coworkers. I ran towards the bastard to punch him, but he set up stealth rocks in my cubicle, preventing me from working again. I quickly bolted to the office fridge to grab some ice cubes, but by the time I screamed “KYUREM USE ICE BEAM” the fucker had already u-turned out the window. I couldn’t work anymore because of the stealth rocks, so I had to leave so I could get a defog tm from my car.
    
    As I grabbed the defog tm from my car, the thing jumped me from behind and used knock off, smacking the tm into the middle of the road. Before I could go grab it, a car raced by and crushed the tm, making it worthless. As I was standing there, shocked by what happened, the orange demon used earthquake on my car, giving me 4 flat tires simultaneously. Filled with rage, I grabbed a keldeo plush from my car, shoved a pair of spectacles onto its face, and hurled it at the thing, while screaming “KELDEO USE HYDRO PUMP.” Just like always, however, my hydro pump missed, and the fucker u-turned away again.
    
    After I took a bus home, I was exhausted. As I was lying in my bed, depressed, my 6-year old daughter came into the room. She started talking about her favorite TV show, when suddenly, her face began to change. No. NO. As she continued talking, her face continued to morph, until it was identical to Landorus-Therian. I was ready this time, though. I quickly kicked off my shoes, revealing that I had duct-taped ice cubes to my feet. I then proceeded to triple axel the ever loving shit out of that thing. I looked up and screamed with joy, thinking it was all over. However, as I came to my senses, I saw my daughter unconscious on the floor and realized what I had done. The orange bastard had tricked me. My wife stood in the doorway, shocked, before she pulled out her phone and dialed 911. I’m writing this in the woods right now, the police are probably going to find me soon.
    
    Fuck Landorus-Therian.

    Packgod vs. Omegle Furry

      You need somebody to stand up right… to look you in your eyes… and for once… for ONCE… in your LIFE! To just tell you… TO SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUP!!!
      
      Holy shit you’re annoying as hell if you don’t shut yo dirty disgusting dingy obtuse smelly insignificant musty bestiality promoting Zootopia meat beating parental guidance lacking hairline retracting dog leash wearing obnoxious butt crack sniffing computer mouse clicking genetically impaired insecure rambunctiously reactive peanut brain disastrous humanoid creation with yo avocado chin snapping turtle neck OIIIIII DONKEY! Your mom built like Shrek!
      
      Packgod Fanboy?! Guess what? I don’t care about anything you just said you live in your family’s shed you got kicked out of special Ed 97.3% brain cells currently existing within your head are motherfucking dead, get yo ugly ass on boy yo family disowned you bitch, nationwide ain’t even on yo side I don’t wanna hear it infact yo parents kicked out out of the house and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your iPhone with yo boop boop boop boop “help why is it not working?” stop playing with me boy you're like if sully from Monsters Incorporated was a submissive femboy stop playing bruh you broke as hell too bruh you use a big mac wrapper as a blanket and a roll of toilet paper as a pillow with yo nasty ass.
      
      MY CHROMOSOMES?! Bitch yo chromosomes were auto-generated by chatGPT generating noises I don't wanna hear it boy look at you bruh you like a level 14 skuntank with osteoporosis what is you saying bruh you and your father currently have a 1 bar bluetooth connection stop playing, why is you ballin up your fists like you finna fight me boy if we were to fight you'd bring a pair of wii nunchucks and start throwing Skylanders at me, stop playing.
      
      guess what I caught you pole dancing for the three blind mice in the middle of a New York City subway you lookin like this: Oooooouup! uuuuuoooooo! You dumb as hell infact you thought hooters was a sacred clan of high ranking Kahoot players get yo ass on boy stop playing bruh your mom got robbed by a Make-A-Wish kid with a bent plastic spoon your uncle tried making a makeshift fleshlight out of a lubricated onion ring your grandfather got a parking ticket for sitting on a couch and your dad just got arrested by The Lorax for shaving his beard infact you sat on your dad’a wiener last night and started singing 🎵 Life is a highway, I’m gonna ride it all night long 🎵 who you talking to in that fursuit you think you’re iron man talking to Jarvis up in there “Jarvis fluff up my fur by 87% what is you doing- Get a girlfriend? Get yo what’s good sexy girl who told you to pass me looking this fine!!!! Shut up? Man you better get yo “Iraq, Croatia, Switzerland, Israel, let’s play football! Shut uuuuup! No one caaaaaares! No one aaaaaasked! You’re my bitch, bitch! Shut uuuuuuup! (He disconnected!)
      TO SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUP!!!
      
      Holy shit you’re annoying as hell if you don’t shut yo dirty disgusting dingy obtuse smelly insignificant musty bestiality promoting Zootopia meat beating parental guidance lacking hairline retracting dog leash wearing obnoxious butt crack sniffing computer mouse clicking genetically impaired insecure rambunctiously reactive peanut brain disastrous humanoid creation with yo avocado chin snapping turtle neck OIIIIII DONKEY! Your mom built like Shrek!
      
      Packgod Fanboy?! Guess what? I don’t care about anything you just said you live in your family’s shed you got kicked out of special Ed 97.3% brain cells currently existing within your head are motherfucking dead, get yo ugly ass on boy yo family disowned you bitch, nationwide ain’t even on yo side I don’t wanna hear it infact yo parents kicked out out of the house and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your iPhone with yo boop boop boop boop “help why is it not working?” stop playing with me boy you're like if sully from Monsters Incorporated was a submissive femboy stop playing bruh you broke as hell too bruh you use a big mac wrapper as a blanket and a roll of toilet paper as a pillow with yo nasty ass.
      
      MY CHROMOSOMES?! Bitch yo chromosomes were auto-generated by chatGPT generating noises I don't wanna hear it boy look at you bruh you like a level 14 skuntank with osteoporosis what is you saying bruh you and your father currently have a 1 bar bluetooth connection stop playing, why is you ballin up your fists like you finna fight me boy if we were to fight you'd bring a pair of wii nunchucks and start throwing Skylanders at me, stop playing.
      
      guess what I caught you pole dancing for the three blind mice in the middle of a New York City subway you lookin like this: Oooooouup! uuuuuoooooo! You dumb as hell infact you thought hooters was a sacred clan of high ranking Kahoot players get yo ass on boy stop playing bruh your mom got robbed by a Make-A-Wish kid with a bent plastic spoon your uncle tried making a makeshift fleshlight out of a lubricated onion ring your grandfather got a parking ticket for sitting on a couch and your dad just got arrested by The Lorax for shaving his beard infact you sat on your dad’a wiener last night and started singing 🎵 Life is a highway, I’m gonna ride it all night long 🎵 who you talking to in that fursuit you think you’re iron man talking to Jarvis up in there “Jarvis fluff up my fur by 87% what is you doing- Get a girlfriend? Get yo what’s good sexy girl who told you to pass me looking this fine!!!! Shut up? Man you better get yo “Iraq, Croatia, Switzerland, Israel, let’s play football! Shut uuuuup! No one caaaaaares! No one aaaaaasked! You’re my bitch, bitch! Shut uuuuuuup!

      SSSniperWolf Apology

        Let me start by saying I’m sorry for my recent actions; it is inexcusable. I’m sorry to Jacksfilm, YouTube, the entire creator community, and my incredible fans for not being a better example for appropriate conflict resolution. Jacksfilm, while we certainly don’t see eye to eye and have our differences, I am sorry for reacting the way I did when I should’ve taken the opportunity to show young creators how adults and professionals resolve conflict by communicating directly, respectfully, and privately; not for views or content, but a meaningful example of how conflict should be solved. I will reach out directly and hope we can find some time to connect and communicate, respectfully. I’d also like to thank YouTube for holding me accountable. I deserve it, respect the decision and appreciate the opportunity to learn and grow from a true lapse in judgement.

        Every Influencer apology video copypasta

        Human pet play

          thecybersmith on human pet fetish
          Okay… just please consider the following scenario.
          
          It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, accompanied by my wife, my children, and my human pet (whose genitals are covered as it enters on all fours and is wearing underpants).
          
          If my family and I then make an order of our own at the table next to you, in what way have we infringed upon your freedom? What rational basis do you have to demand that we leave or beloved pet at home?
          
          H*ck it all, let’s consider a more extreme scenario. It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, without my wife and children (for whatever reason, they haven’t accompanied me), with my surgically modified human pet (wearing a collar) being lead in by it’s leash.
          
          My pet has been spayed/neutered (though you can’t tell because its genitals -along with its boobies if its a female- have been covered up), it has no vocal chords, and it walks on all fours not by choice, but because its toes have been removed, along with the tendons in its ankles being severed (it may also have had its thumbs and the last two segments of each finger amputated, making it easier to care for -no fingernails to trim-). Perhaps I’ve even (humanely) removed its eyes, making it less independent.
          
          Even in this scenario, I haven’t infringed upon your liberties.
          
          “Irrationally prejudiced” is precisely what you are.