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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Every day I walk into college, I’m swarmed by women asking for my snap or asking me on dates.

    How to stop girls from hitting on me?
    byu/Shimreef inusask

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    Every day I walk into X, and I'm swarmed by women asking for my snap or asking me on dates. It's gotten to the point where I'm consistently late to class, and it's starting to affect my grades. I don't know if it's because word got that out that I watch Naruto, or maybe that I'm a Computer Math and Statistic stream student, but all the attention is getting tiring. I've considered wearing a disguise, or walking outside in the cold, but both of these options come with their own set of problems.

What would you guys suggest to help me out??

    Original version

    The original pasta was written by u/Shimreef for University of Saskatchewan subreddit and became an instant meme. It was meant as satire but its outrageous nature caught on and got reposted to different other subreddits. 

    Basically as the title suggests. Every day I walk into Place Riel and through the arts tunnel, and every day I’m swarmed by women asking for my snap or asking me on dates. It’s gotten to the point where I’m consistently late to class, and it’s starting to affect my grades. I don’t know if it’s because word got that out that I watch anime, or maybe that I’m a music major, but all the attention is getting tiring. I’ve considered wearing a disguise, or walking outside in the cold, but both of these options come with their own set of problems.

What would you guys suggest to help me out??

    Belligol

      Belligol is a meme based on Bellingham pose
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O ILUMINADO, DO BELLINGHAM, MAS PODE CHAMALO
DE BELLIGOLL, O INÍCIO AVASSALADOR EM LA LIGA
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        Sylveon good ending copypasta
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          Great. I fucking cummed. Because of what you posted.

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            if i see ONE more en passant meme i’m going to chop my fucking balls off.

              holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE

              Geometry Dash

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