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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Imagine being so insecure about not being funny that you not only steal a viewer’s joke but also ban them.

    Imagine being so insecure about not being funny that you not only steal a viewer's joke but also ban them. And for the people who will say it was just a joke or it was in fun, that's sad. It really is not funny, you just like zyox enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also sad.
    
    I liked zyox but this really has made me like him less. And of course it was enabled by zajef. This basically was bullying and it gave me such an ick. Like sure it's his stream and he can do what he wants but yuck. Kinda deserves all the fun people make of him. used to feel bad for him when people would make fun of his hair but not anymore, completely deserves it. 
    Imagine being so TA about not being TA that you not only steal a viewer's TA but also ban TA. And for the people who will say it was just a TA or it was in TA, that's sad. It really is not TA, you just like TA enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also TA.
    
    I liked TA but this really has made me like TA less. And of course it was enabled by TA. This basically was TA and it gave me such an TA. Like sure it's his TA and he can do what he wants but TA. Kinda deserves all the TA people make of TA. Used to feel bad for TA when TA would make fun of his TA but not anymore, completely deserves TA. 

    Full lore from YT comment

    Imagine being so insecure about not being funny that you not only steal a viewer's joke but also ban them. And for the people who will say it was just a joke or it was in fun, that's sad. It really is not funny, you just like zyox enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also sad.
    
    I liked zyox but this really has made me like him less. And of course it was enabled by zajef. This basically was bullying and it gave me such an ick. Like sure it's his stream and he can do what he wants but yuck. Kinda deserves all the fun people make of him. I used to feel bad for him when people would make fun of his hair but not anymore, completely deserves it.
    
    Edit: keep it up you guys. I'm sure zyox would love for his community to be known as the one where 90% of the people can't deal with social interaction in a normal way without spamming a bunch of nonsense. So proud of you.
    
    As for the 1-2 people who genuinely tried to discuss it like adults, I'm grateful that there are at least a handful of y'all.
    
    Never planning on interacting with this community again. Don't know what i was thinking.
    
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    Edit 2: From the sensible people in the comments i have learned that the banned people get unbanned basically immediately after. That is something i did not know. So thank you to those people for explaining it.
    
    I will still keep my comments up as a showcase that i was at fault for jumping to conclusions AND That this community has too many people who's first instinct is to just spam bs instead of engaging in meaningful discussion. Could have avoided all this if only the channel owner had been a normal person explaining how it worked.
    
    Because as a non-twitch viewer there was no way for me to know about this. Of course i would be concerned seeing something like this. I would say it would be weird to not feel concerned about it if you didn't know.
    
    Anyways i will stop replying and i really hope that the people who thought that just trying to clown on me was the appropriate way to handle this, learn from the nicer commenters who explained things in a mature manner.

    Rule 34

      The R34 originally started from a 4Chan board and took off from there.

      Rule 34. The fabled 34th Rule of the internet. The Rule is simple: if it exists, then there is porn of it. The Rule is always true. You cannot break it. No one can. However, what about the reverse of this Rule? If there is no porn of it, it does not exist. This is the unspoken dark side of The Rule. I quickly asked myself "is there porn of me?". I nervously typed in my name on some popular porn sites. I didn't find anything. As I went from one porn site to the next, dread slowly filled me. Pornhub. The Rule remains true. Xvideos. The Rule remains true. Youporn. The Rule remains true. I got desperate, so I went to more obscure and niche websites. Hentai Haven. The Rule Remains true. Nhentai. The Rule Remains true. Hanime. The Rule remains true. I even visited the dark web looking for anything. Even a crayon drawing would do. But as I clicked on the last porn website and typed in my name, I realized that I was slowly fading out of existence. Quickly I opened Adobe Photoshop and started drawing porn of myself. It was the only way. Head, body, arms. I was 25% gone. Legs, feet, knees. I was 50% gone. Now all I needed was the dick. This was the challenging part. I drew and I drew. I was 75% gone. My dick took up most of the canvas. I was 90% gone. I was almost done. I just needed the tip. I was 99% Gone. When I finished I was relieved. Somehow I had broken the rule. And when I noticed, reality began to collapse. Everyone should make porn of themselves to be safe. So yeah, that's why you should send me nudes. 

      Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect

        From a satirical article of Bronny James winning a COD tournament, this part of the article has became a copypasta for its shitpost potential.

        Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because Bronny, who was drafted No. 55 overall by the Los Angeles Lakers, just earned your respect. While many doubters called this draft pick one made entirely by nepotism, those same people look mighty foolish after his latest victory. 
        Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because LBJ Trademarks LLC, founded by LeBron James, has filed a request with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to copyright “Taco Tuesday.” While many doubters called this filing "cringe-worthy" and a futile endeavor, those same people look mighty foolish after hearing LeBron's grito. 
        Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because Kelvin Benjamin, who was drafted No. 1 overall by Hometown Buffet, just earned your respect. While many doubters called this draft pick one made entirely by nepotism, those same people look mighty foolish after his latest meal.

        Stop someone from sending you unwanted nude

          Part of a series of fake dox or alert copypasta sent to users when they are suspected of doing something illegal.

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          Por favor, coloque uma tag NSFW nisso

            Its the ‘NSFW while I was on the train’ copypasta but in Portuguese.

            Por favor, coloque uma tag NSFW nisso. Eu estava no trem e quando vi isso tive que começar a me masturbar furiosamente. Todos os outros me olhavam de forma estranha e diziam coisas como "que porra é essa" e "chame a polícia". Deixei meu telefone cair e todos ao meu redor viram esta imagem. Agora há toda uma fila de homens se masturbando juntos nesta única imagem. Isso é tudo culpa sua, você poderia ter evitado isso se tivesse apenas marcado esta postagem com NSFW. 

            This design is genius. It does so many things.

              Started from a comment on r/custommagic where users share their custom MTG cards. OP who initially used the pasta meant it as a genuine review on a person’s card but got meme-d due to how generic the comment was.

              This design is genius. It does so many things.
              
              It's so neat and simple.
              
              It's so balanced.
              
              You can interact with it in so many ways, and each of them are so simple to grasp.
              
              Really I love it, thanks for sharing, it'll go in my custom cube for sure.