Skip to content

Replies

Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Why is my peepee hard???

    You need Jesus that's why
    ok so I saw this GIRL walk by in the SKIMPIEST outfit ever and my PEEPEE rose like 2 inches???? Like what do with my large peepee? Do I show to girl???? Do i report to police???? Why the FUCK my PEEPEE HARD???? I just want normal peepee pls reply with serious answers only :(

    Friday Night Funkin Cancelled

      Friday Night Funkin is a song based rhythm game.
      uhm... yikes... i just saw you retweet some friday night funkin' art and you didn't know the creator got cancelled?? i'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now... you have 24 hours to remove ALL FNF content from your profile, or you won't like what comes next...

      The Amazon river runs for thousands of miles

        This pasta is especially popular on FB
        The Amazon river runs for thousands of miles. At some points it runs through areas of the rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface.
        Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by the human eye.
        These fish care more about this post than I do
        The Amazon river runs for thousands of miles. At some points it runs through areas of the rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface. Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by the human. These fish care more about this than I do.

        If you’ve been kicked from a game of among us, READ THIS

          amogus
          Did you know that InnerSloth (the owner of Among Us) says that you can't actually be kicked from a game by the owner? Section 34 of their TOS states that any individual who purchases a copy of the game has a right to play the game, and cannot be prevented from playing games by any individual. If you've kicked from a game recently, or want to learn more, google "Among Us rule 34"

          I fucking hate amogus

            This but unironically
            I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!

            When someone say “downvoted for emoji”

              Emoji?!๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ1!?๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐ŸคฎWTF๐Ÿ˜ญ11!1๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ!!?1?๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข emoji police๐Ÿšจ!1!!1๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ!!11!๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธGet out ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ of this sub ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ!?!1can't like cuz it's 69 ๐Ÿ˜!!1!!1!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!!๐Ÿ˜69?!?! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ Noice!!1!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚1!1๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ You don't find it funny ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ Ur a instragam normie!!!1๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿค“ Lololol ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚lol๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚lol๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Ž Elon Musk!!!11!! Chungus Funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚lmoa๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œmao๐Ÿ˜œ Keanu!1!!1!1!! ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ Momement wholesome 100๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Stunksss !!11! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ [everyone liked that] ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Ur sus๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜คsus๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜คsus๐Ÿ˜คWhy you don't laugh?!1??1?1!!๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ it's an amogus referenc !!?1?!๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ Sus sus ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚sus sus !1!!11!๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญejected: imopter ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š you ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ still don't get it ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคกcringe based!1!1!11 cringe cringe !111!1!11!!!cringe ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก sherk is awesome ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž best movie in the worldo ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ–๐ŸŽ–๐ŸŽ–๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡ what? You play fortnite? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ More like fartnite ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ also you watch tik tuk ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ ewwwwww ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข you don't like dogs? ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณWhat a piece of human trash๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘ 10.000 of evolution๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ด for this sub human ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌtrash we must kill u,๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ after this, Reddit will destroy ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š all goverments ๐Ÿ‘ฟ1!!1!!๐Ÿ‘ฟ!1!!11๐Ÿ‘ฟ and become God!! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ!11๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜จ!11๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ต
              
              Edit: Thanks for the first Upvote
              
              Edit: thanks for the second Upvote
              
              Edit: Thanks for the 178th Upovte
              
              Edit: Thansk for the silver award
              
              Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
              
              Edit: Thanks for the 187273929th upvote
              
              Edit: Now this comment has more upvotes than the human population thank u guys ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—โœŒโœŒโœŒโœŒ