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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

GUYS DO NOT FLASH YOUR NUTSACK AT ALLAH!!!1!

    I astral projected and entered the spirit realm and flashed my nutsack at Allah and he killed my mom. I tried bringing her back to life with selenite and quartz but she's dead and now Allah is banging my mom in the astral plane. I covered my house in salt and burned sage to try and cleanse his negative energy away but I can sense he is coming to kill and fuck the spirits of more of my family members. My goldfish is sick and I think he's next. Nobody is safe. Protect yourselves, witches.

    No, you are not a “Man of Culture”

      No, you are not a “Man of Culture”. You are a 19 year old who has no romantic partner because you have a chronic addiction to anime porn where the characters dont look or sound any older than 13, seriously, the stuff you are watching should be illegal. Getting off to fictional drawings of ambiguous age THREE times a day is not even remotely cultured, it just makes you a sex-addicted pedophile. What’s gotten into you? You’re better than this.

      On only fans banning nsfw

        Only fans banning porn!??!! This is literally 1984
        I, for one, am glad they’re banning the hard core stuff. I’m so sick and tired of having to see penises inside of these sweet young women’s, asses, vaginas and mouth. I hate it when their faces, breasts, and other various body parts are covered in these perverts semen. I really hate seeing it on the internet. Now I can use onlyfans for its original purpose. Reading the Bible.

        I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE HATING THE DREAM SMP

          LIKE SERIOUSLY?!ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?! THE DREAM SMP IS NOT ONLY A FUCKING GREEN BLOB IT HAVE A STORY BEHIND IT IF YOU AT LEAST WATCHED IT YOU COULD SAY SOMETHING BUT YOU DON'T WATCH ALL THE MEMBERS CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!AND LET US HAVE OUR FANDOM?! YOU GUYS ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.

          Your mother and I had very loud

            Aight gramps, time for your schizophrenia meds.
            Your mother and I had very loud, long, and passionate sexual intercourse last night. It was so loud, your neighbors called the police to report a noise complaint, the police thought your mother was in danger from how ear piercing her moans were, and ended up breaking down the door to find me shafting my 10.7 inch rock hard penis in and out of her tight vagina. They were so impressed they stayed to watch. I was shanking it, I was cranking it, and finally, I ejaculated so much it splattered throughout your entire house. I performed so well that your mother, the police, and your neighbors tipped me for it.

            Touching grass is extremely ableist

              First and foremost, telling someone to touch grass can be extremely rude as they may not have access to grass in their area. The reason it is ableist is because some people are allergic to grass and telling them to touch grass is basically a death threat. They may also live in an apartment, and telling them to go outside it pretty much telling them to jump out of the window and kill themselves. I hope I could educate some of you. 💃💃💃

-💃Abby💃, BLM, ACAB, LGBTQ+, Dreamsexual, Animesexual,