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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


I can’t deal with Reno anymore

    Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Reno from Hearthstone for being the strongest neutral card.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Reno. I try to play Demon Hunter. My board gets cleared by Reno. I try to play Rogue. My board gets cleared by Reno. I try to play Sargeras. The portal gets cleared by Reno. I want to play Druid. The best deck has Reno. I want to play Mage, Warrior. They both use Reno.
    
    He grabs me by the throat. I update my deck. I shove excavate cards in the ETC. He isn't satisfied. "Make your deck highlander" he tells me. "You need the board control in the end game." He removes the second Sleet Skater from my Mage deck. "You just need to have me on turn 9. I can wipe the enemy board."
    
    I lose the ladder game, I can't survive until turn 9 to play him. He sits around in my hand. My hero explodes. "Guess this is the end." He tips his hat at me. "Looking for a standoff? Careful-" There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, one-sided board clear. What a cruel world

    My name is Baby Gronk

      Started as a tweet by @saltydkdan, its a parody of the Yoshikage Kira copypasta but changed to zoomer brainrot content.

      My name is Baby Gronk. I'm 33 years old. My home is in the northeast section of Ohio, where all the Skibidi Toilets are, and I'm not an NPC. I work as an employee for the GYATT Fanum Tax Rizz University, and I'm mewing looksmax every day by 8pm at the latest. I don't griddy, but I occasionally jelq. I'm in Tilted Towers by 11pm and make sure I get 8 hours of gooning, no matter what. After having a grimace shake and doing about 20 minutes of sus ayo poses before going to bed, I usually have no problem edging until morning. I was told there were no Peppinos at my last goonsesh. I'm trying to explain that I'm a Sigma who wishes to rizz a very skibidi toilet. I take care not to fanum tax myself with any Peppinos like gooning or cringing that would cause me to lose rizz at Ohio. This is how I deal with skibidi, and I know that is what brings me gyattiness. Although if I were to edge, I wouldn't gyatt to anyone. 

      ____ is a very bad game mechanic that no one talks about.

        Started as a rant on DoT teams on r/HonkaiStarRail, the post has been used ironically mock other mechanics of the game and player-base. DoT are Damage over Time where some characters have the ability to inflict damage that slowly chips enemy health like poison or burn.

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        The fact that trying to make ____ viable essentially ‘nerfs’ other characters that don’t rely on ____ is the single greatest mistake they have created. Look at PF, what is that? How is this a gacha game when you are required to pull for certain characters to clear content? They are telling us to pull for certain characters to enjoy the game and that’s the most cunning thing they have done. Yet you and so many others fail to see it.
        
        ____ needs a redesign but they cant do it. The best ____ character is already out and it’s only version 2.x of the game.
        
        P.S. Even though this game is so so young compared to other hyverse games, I feel like we are already in ver 4.x. Any harder and no one will start playing anymore.

        DoT is a very bad game mechanic that nobody talks about

        The fact that trying to make DoT viable essentially ‘nerfs’ other characters that don’t rely on DoT is the single greatest mistake they have created. Look at PF, what is that? How is this a gacha game when you are required to pull for certain characters to clear content? They are telling us to pull for certain characters to enjoy the game and that’s the most cunning thing they have done. Yet you and so many others fail to see it.
        
        DoT needs a redesign but they cant do it. The best DoT character is already out and it’s only version 2.x of the game.
        
        P.S. Even though this game is so so young compared to other hyverse games, I feel like we are already in ver 4.x. Any harder and no one will start playing anymore.

        Copypasta is a very bad Reddit mechanic

        Copypasta is a very bad Reddit mechanic that nobody talks about
        
        The fact that trying to make copypasta viable essentially ‘nerfs’ other posts that don’t rely on Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V is the single greatest mistake they have created. Look at r/HonkaiStarRail, what is that? How is this a gacha subreddit when you are required to copy certain posts to get upvotes? They are telling us to copy certain posts to enjoy the subreddit and that’s the most cunning thing they have done. Yet you and so many others fail to see it.
        
        Copypasta needs a redesign but they cant do it. The best copypasta is already out and it’s only year 2 since release.
        
        P.S. Even though this subreddit is so so young compared to other subs, I feel like we are already in year 10. Any funnier and no one will start posting anymore.

        This gave me: Acne, AIDS, Allergies…

          This gave me:
          
          · Acne
          · AIDS
          · Allergies
          · Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (AIWS)
          · Alzheimer's disease
          · Anal abscesses
          · Anal Cancer
          · Anal Itching
          · Anal Tear
          · Anxiety disorders
          · Arthritis
          · Asthma
          · Astigmatism
          · Autism
          · Autoimmune diseases
          · Auto-Brewert syndrome
          · Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
          · Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD)
          · Asbestosis
          · Bad breath
          · Bacterial vaginosis
          · Benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
          · Bipolar disorder
          · Body odors
          · Bone cancer
          · Bone placement disorder
          · Bowel cancer
          · Bloating
          · Brain cancer
          · Brain damage
          · Brain tumours
          · Bronchitis
          · Breast cancer
          · Candidacies
          · Cataracts
          · Carpel tunnel syndrome
          · Changes in bowel movements
          · Celiac disease
          · Cervical cancer
          · Chest infection
          · Chest pain
          · Chicken pox
          · Chlamydia
          · Chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
          · Chronic illness
          · Cold sores
          · Colon cancer
          · Coma
          · Congenital Insensitivity to Pain
          · Conjunctivitis
          · Constipation
          · Common cold
          · COPD
          · Cough
          · Crippling depression
          · Crohn's disease
          · Corona Virus
          · Cystic fibrosis
          · Dehydration
          · Dementia
          · Dementia
          · Dementia
          · Dementia
          · Dementia
          · Dementia
          · Dementia
          · Dementia
          · Dementia
          · Dementia
          · Dementia
          · Dementia
          · Dementia
          · Dementia
          · Dementia
          · Dementia
          · Dementia
          · diabetes
          · diarrhea
          · depression
          · down syndrome
          · Dry mouth
          · Earache
          · eating disorders
          · Ebola
          · eczema
          · endometriosis
          · Epilepsy
          · Erectile dysfunction
          · eye cancer
          · eye disorders
          · Fatigue
          · fibroids
          · fibromyalgia
          · Foreign Accent Syndrome
          · Farting
          · flu
          · food poisoning
          · Fungal nail infection
          · Gallbladder cancer
          · Gallstones
          · genital herpes
          · gonorrhea
          · Gum disease
          · Graves' disease
          · hallucinations
          · Hashimoto's thyroiditis
          · hay fever
          · Hearing loss
          · hepatitis A, B, C, D and E
          · herpes
          · high cholesterol
          · HIV
          · Hodgkin's disease
          · Human Werewolf Syndrome
          · Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
          · HPV
          · hypertension
          · Immediate bowel syndrome
          · Indigestion
          · Ingrown toenail
          · Itching
          · Itchy bottom
          · Joint abnormalities
          · Kidney cancer
          · Kidney infection
          · Kidney stones
          · Leg cramps
          · Liver cancer
          · Liver disease
          · Lung cancer
          · Measles
          · Mesothelioma
          · Mouth cancer
          · Nasal and sinus cancer
          · Nosebleed
          · Obesity
          · Osteoporosis
          · Old man syndrome
          · Pancreatic cancer
          · Panic disorder
          · Parkinson's disease
          · Personality disorder
          · Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
          · Prostate cancer
          · Radiation poisoning
          · Reactive arthritis
          · Restless legs syndrome
          · Walking Corpse Syndrome
          · Shingles
          · Shortness of breath
          · Skin cancer
          · Sore throat
          · Sugar cravings
          · Sunburn
          · Stiff Person Syndrome
          · Stoneman Syndrome
          · Stomach cancer
          · Stroke
          · Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's)
          · toenail fungus
          · Tuberculosis
          · T-posing syndrome
          · Urinary track infection
          · Vomit disorder
          · Whooping cough
          · Yellow fever
          · Yeast Infection 

          Why am I laughing? Apologies, my friend. It’s just that as an INTJ

            Why am I laughing? Apologies, my friend. It’s just that as an INTJ, these illogical actions of yours…well, I find them to be amusing.
            
            What’s that? A free sample of your store’s new crispened potato snacks? Not necessary. I’ve already calculated its flavor in my head. Mmm…perhaps a little more Sodium Chloride next time…

            Opens this shit up and doesn’t even skip a beat.

              Dan Clancy is Twitch CEO

              From one of the comments reacting to a clip of Twitch CEO showing a new feature for Twitch but his feed is all gooner content.

              Opens this shit up and doesn't even skip a beat. What you're witnessing here is an advanced coomer hiding their power level, like a man who doesn't flinch when a crazy person on the train gets in his face. You don't get there overnight. It takes years, decades maybe, of consistent gooning to be able to open that shit up and not make some sort of movement or sound. This is a man who has gooned close to the sun and survived.
              
              "Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young"