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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


I’ll cum in you. I’ll cum in you so hard your hair stands up

    I’ll cum in you. I’ll cum in you so hard your hair stands up like you just stuck your finger in a live power socket. Fuck I’m horny man. And not regular horny but like I have an organ that produces Viagra 24/7 and I get extra when I’m nervous or excited. My balls are like mini watermelons and had to make mini ball suspenders in all my pants so I’m not in excruciating pain. I’m afraid that if I finally blast off for the first time I might actually hurt someone. Like accidentally cumming inside and it blasts through the vagina up into her intestines like buckshot? But I guess that’s just another day in the life on this thing we call earth. 

    In Our Name: A Message from Jewish Students at Columbia University

      An open letter by Jewish Students at Columbia University voicing their support for Israel. The original Google Doc can be found here with signatures.

      To the Columbia Community:
      
      Over the past six months, many have spoken in our name. Some are well-meaning alumni or non-affiliates who show up to wave the Israeli flag outside Columbia’s gates. Some are politicians looking to use our experiences to foment America’s culture war. Most notably, some are our Jewish peers who tokenize themselves by claiming to represent “real Jewish values,” and attempt to delegitimize our lived experiences of antisemitism. We are here, writing to you as Jewish students at Columbia University, who are connected to our community and deeply engaged with our culture and history. We would like to speak in our name.
      
      Many of us sit next to you in class. We are your lab partners, your study buddies, your peers, and your friends. We partake in the same student government, clubs, Greek life, volunteer organizations, and sports teams as you.
      
      Most of us did not choose to be political activists. We do not bang on drums and chant catchy slogans. We are average students, just trying to make it through finals much like the rest of you. Those who demonize us under the cloak of anti-Zionism forced us into our activism and forced us to publicly defend our Jewish identities.
      
      We proudly believe in the Jewish People’s right to self-determination in our historic homeland as a fundamental tenet of our Jewish identity. Contrary to what many have tried to sell you – no, Judaism cannot be separated from Israel. Zionism is, simply put, the manifestation of that belief.
      
      Our religious texts are replete with references to Israel, Zion, and Jerusalem. The land of Israel is filled with archaeological remnants of a Jewish presence spanning centuries. Yet, despite generations of living in exile and diaspora across the globe, the Jewish People never ceased dreaming of returning to our homeland — Judea, the very place from which we derive our name, “Jews.” Indeed just a couple of days ago, we all closed our Passover seders with the proclamation, “Next Year in Jerusalem!”
      
      Many of us are not religiously observant, yet Zionism remains a pillar of our Jewish identities. We have been kicked out of Russia, Libya, Ethiopia, Yemen, Afghanistan, Poland, Egypt, Algeria, Germany, Iran, and the list goes on. We connect to Israel not only as our ancestral homeland but as the only place in the modern world where Jews can safely take ownership of their own destiny. Our experiences at Columbia in the last six months are a poignant reminder of just that.
      
      We were raised on stories from our grandparents of concentration camps, gas chambers, and ethnic cleansing. The essence of Hitler’s antisemitism was the very fact that we were “not European” enough, that as Jews we were threats to the “superior” Aryan race. This ideology ultimately left six million of our own in ashes.
      
      The evil irony of today’s antisemitism is a twisted reversal of our Holocaust legacy; protestors on campus have dehumanized us, imposing upon us the characterization of the “white colonizer.” We have been told that we are “the oppressors of all brown people” and that “the Holocaust wasn’t special.” Students at Columbia have chanted “we don’t want no Zionists here,” alongside “death to the Zionist State” and to “go back to Poland,” where our relatives lie in mass graves.
      
      This sick distortion illuminates the nature of antisemitism: In every generation, the Jewish People are blamed and scapegoated as responsible for the societal evil of the time. In Iran and in the Arab world, we were ethnically cleansed for our presumed ties to the “Zionist entity.” In Russia, we endured state-sponsored violence and were ultimately massacred for being capitalists. In Europe, we were the victims of genocide because we were communists and not European enough. And today, we face the accusation of being too European, painted as society’s worst evils – colonizers and oppressors. We are targeted for our belief that Israel, our ancestral and religious homeland, has a right to exist. We are targeted by those who misuse the word Zionist as a sanitized slur for Jew, synonymous with racist, oppressive, or genocidal. We know all too well that antisemitism is shapeshifting.
      
      We are proud of Israel. The only democracy in the Middle East, Israel is home to millions of Mizrachi Jews (Jews of Middle Eastern descent), Ashkenazi Jews (Jews of Central and Eastern European descent), and Ethiopian Jews, as well as millions of Arab Israelis, over one million Muslims, and hundreds of thousands of Christians and Druze. Israel is nothing short of a miracle for the Jewish People and for the Middle East more broadly.
      
      Our love for Israel does not necessitate blind political conformity. It’s quite the opposite. For many of us, it is our deep love for and commitment to Israel that pushes us to object when its government acts in ways we find problematic. Israeli political disagreement is an inherently Zionist activity; look no further than the protests against Netanyahu’s judicial reforms – from New York to Tel Aviv – to understand what it means to fight for the Israel we imagine. All it takes are a couple of coffee chats with us to realize that our visions for Israel differ dramatically from one another. Yet we all come from a place of love and an aspiration for a better future for Israelis and Palestinians alike.
      
      If the last six months on campus have taught us anything, it is that a large and vocal population of the Columbia community does not understand the meaning of Zionism, and subsequently does not understand the essence of the Jewish People. Yet despite the fact that we have been calling out the antisemitism we’ve been experiencing for months, our concerns have been brushed off and invalidated. So here we are to remind you:
      
      We sounded the alarm on October 12 when many protested against Israel while our friends’ and families’ dead bodies were still warm.
      
      We recoiled when people screamed “resist by any means necessary,” telling us we are “all inbred” and that we “have no culture.”
      
      We shuddered when an “activist” held up a sign telling Jewish students they were Hamas’s next targets, and we shook our heads in disbelief when Sidechat users told us we were lying.
      
      We ultimately were not surprised when a leader of the CUAD encampment said publicly and proudly that “Zionists don’t deserve to live” and that we’re lucky they are “not just going out and murdering Zionists.”
      
      We felt helpless when we watched students and faculty physically block Jewish students from entering parts of the campus we share, or even when they turned their faces away in silence. This silence is familiar. We will never forget.
      
      One thing is for sure. We will not stop standing up for ourselves. We are proud to be Jews, and we are proud to be Zionists.
      
      We came to Columbia because we wanted to expand our minds and engage in complex conversations. While campus may be riddled with hateful rhetoric and simplistic binaries now, it is never too late to start repairing the fractures and begin developing meaningful relationships across political and religious divides. Our tradition tells us, “Love peace and pursue peace.” We hope you will join us in earnestly pursuing peace, truth, and empathy. Together we can repair our campus. 

      You have to have a very high IQ to understand TOOL

        Its a parody of the Rick and Morty copypasta that started started during the height of that show in 2014.

        To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand TOOL. The talent is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the songs will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Maynard’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Lachrymology literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these songs, to realise that they’re not just cool songs- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike TOOL truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour and reality in Maynard’s existential catchphrase “Fuck you buddy!,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Ronald P. Vincent’s epic The Joyful Guide To Lachrymology . I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Maynard James Keenan’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
        
        And yes, by the way, i DO have a TOOL tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

        DOJ could charge Lego for bait and switch violations and false advertising

          US State Attorney Generals could step in and charge Lego for bait and switch violations and/or false advertising. Which could be big time financial penalties applied. That said, where did Lego say OUTSIDE the instructions that these minifigures were exclusive. An Attorney General is going to need to see the fine print was visible to buyers in advertising and/or product listing. If this "exclusive" note was inside the box requiring people to buy the set first and then see the exclusivity note, I'm not convinced the AG is going to see a legal case. I realize that "rumors" would start flying as soon as the set was purchased and the initial buyers saw the exclusive note but can you direct us to where Lego claimed they were exclusive in a way buyers could see this fact before they made a decision. Pardon the fine legal line I'm drawing here. 

          Been watching Star Wars in “Kurosawa mode” and it’s awesome

            Posted by u/yotothyo, it was intended as a way to enjoy Star Wars while using the black-and-white to study film lighting. The post has been circle-jerked for calling it “Kurosawa mode” despite it being a fun experiment to understand cinematic lighting and visual storytelling.

            Been watching Star Wars in "Kurosawa mode" and it's awesome
            
            Turned the color all the way down on my tv so it's black and white and switched the language track to Japanese w/English subtitles.
            
            Makes them feel even more like the hidden fortress/flash gorden serials they were meant to be.
            
            It's awesome. I'm going to watch all of them this way. A neat way to view them in a new way if you seen them a million times.
            
            The phantom menace is particularly interesting because it actually looks really good in black and white (better then in color in my opinion) and the Japanese dialog covers up the bad voice acting of the originals. Young anakins voice actor for example plays it a little more low key and I actually enjoyed the character a little more. The cg looks better too.
            
            As an added bonus on Disney plus the alternate language tracks line up with the lip flap so it doesn't look like a bad overdub.
            
            Anyway, super super cool experiment highly recommend it. 

            Yockey is a bitch ass mf, he pissed all over my OFN

              Parody of the original Eggman’s speech on Sonic but edited to fit Yockey by TNO brainrot fans.

              Yockey is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed all over my fucking OFN, that's right! He pulled his fucking Imperium Nazi dick out and pissed all over my fucking OFN! And he said his Imperium was: this big! And I said that's digusting, so I'm making a call out post on my NetzRam.com: Francis Parker Yockey, you got a small Imperium, it's the size of this village in Kamchatka, except way smaller! And guess what? Here's what my OFN looks like! Yockey Overthrown That's right baby! All National Conservative, No Communism, No NPP! Just look at that 2 unpopulated states and a massive lake range! He fucked my democracy! So guess what? I'm going to fuck over his National Socialist America, that's right, this is what you get, MY SUPER AMERICAN PISS! Except I'm not only going to piss on Yockey, I'm going to go higher! I'm pissing on the entire NPP-FR! How do you like that Wallace? I pissed on the NPP-FR you idiot. So get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!