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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured

    Ahlaundoh and bipolar guild copypasta from classic WoW

    Its the Ahlaundoh / Bipolar copypasta from classic WoW where players accuse the guild “bipolar” of always letting Ahlaundoh parse earning him the #1 DPS spot. Essentially the entire guild does what they can to help him reach top parses.

    I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured—the entire raid exists just to fuel his parse. My first week he looted the cthun healing mace to himself for his diamond flask set instead of giving it to a healer that needed it. By week 2 of raiding with them I had an assignment as a backup juju might on his barov peasant #2 in case the inner fire priest didn't use it. Week 3 I was asked to use Annihilator to rid the boss of the last 36 armor after imp ea ff and cor were applied for his parse. Week 4 he sent out an announcement saying that all warriors and hunters were required to try and farm Blackblade of Shahram so that he could put people with it in his group and have them spam only hamstring the whole fight to try and proc the buffs for him. It was the type of guild where if he got dispelled he'd make the whole raid wait up to 48 hours just so he could get full buffs again.

Tl;dr: Ahlaundoh is carried phase after phase to the #1 spot by warriors like Eljay who can apply 5 sunders to the Skeram clones before Skeram even splits.

Edit: Prowz cool tho
    I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured—the entire raid exists just to fuel his parse. My first week he looted the cthun healing mace to himself for his diamond flask set instead of giving it to a healer that needed it. By week 2 of raiding with them I had an assignment as a backup juju might on his barov peasant #2 in case the inner fire priest didn't use it. Week 3 I was asked to use Annihilator to rid the boss of the last 36 armor after imp ea ff and cor were applied for his parse. Week 4 he sent out an announcement saying that all warriors and hunters were required to try and farm Blackblade of Shahram so that he could put people with it in his group and have them spam only hamstring the whole fight to try and proc the buffs for him. It was the type of guild where if he got dispelled he'd make the whole raid wait up to 48 hours just so he could get full buffs again.

    Quit gaming 2 months ago. Bought a new cybertruck, I have an amazing girlfriend,

      Quit gaming X months ago copypasta

      Started from a tweet back in 2019, the person claims that quitting gaming turned his life around and making gaming as a career is cringe. It instantly became a meme and is often used by pro players to farm engagements on Twitter. In 2024, Apex pro players adopted the meme and included a Cybertruck with a reference pic as a joke.

      Quit gaming 2 months ago. Bought a new cybertruck, I have an amazing girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I just bought a new house. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make apex a career. It's cringe as fuck

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      Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as fuck

      Own a FPV drone for home defense

        Drone for home defense copypasta

        Its the Own a musket for home defense copypasta but changed to FPV drone.

        Own a FPV drone for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my Walksnail Goggles X and Chimera 7.5". Chop a sizable hole through the first man, he writhes armless on the spot. Arm my Chris Rosser 5" freestyle frame for the second man, miss him entirely because it's a racing drone and my camera angle is too high for indoors and nail the neighbors dog. I have to resort to powering on my DJI Goggles 2 and launching my Mavic 3 Classic camera drone at the top of the stairs loaded with ND32 lens filters, "Tally ho lads" the mavic shreds two men in the stairway, the sound of their agonized screaming setting off car alarms. My 3S lipo is finally charged! I arm my toothpick and and S-turn the last terrified rapscallion at full throttle. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since carbon nylon prop wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

        My 4 colonist Own 4 rifles for base defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended.

          My 4 colonist Own 4 rifles for base defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

Four club weilding ruffians raid my base. "What the devil?" My colonist say as they rush to the rifle line.

Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first raider, he's dead on the spot.

Second volley misses entirely due to low shooting stats nailing a wild boomalope.

have to resort to the hand to hand combat as the three remaining ruffians close the gap. "Tally ho lads!"

A single club strike shatters the first colonist skull, he's down.

In the close quarters a poorly aimed shot kills a second colonist.

The two remaining colonist charge the rapscallions. They're beat severally.

The hoodlums attempt to kidnap the three downed colonists! But hark! A stranger appears just in time placing a well aimed head shot killing another of the colonists as the kidnappers disappear off the maps edge with the two remaining colonist.

Not a killbox in sight, Just as the founding fathers intended.

          I’m not ready for you to leave yet. Please stay. Wait, why are you mad at me?

            Wait but..but.. I'm not ready...for that. I'm not ready for you to leave yet. Please stay. Wait, why are you mad at me? Why are you mad at me? I was doing it for you. What! Woooaaahooooooaaa....I was doing it for you..doing it for you...I know my place. I know my place. I understand. Come back. Come back I love you....

            Own a Kuva Chakkhurr for home defense, since that’s what the Queens intended

              Lich musket copypasta

              Its the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed into a Lich gun from Warframe.

              Own a Kuva Chakkhurr for home defense, since that’s what the Queens intended. Four tenno breach into my galleon. "Found you!" As I grab my helmet and Mars rifle. Blow a redbull can sized hole in the first one, he’s downed on the spot. Draw my Stug on the second, miss him entirely because it’s a Stug and nail a thrall’s Drahk. I have to resort to the Rampart mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with toxin. "Nice helmet! I'll use it to serve dip." The toxin rounds shreds two tenno in the volley since it ignores shields, the sound spooking a sentry and making him lockdown the whole ship. Use Overload and charge the last pathetic worm. He bleeds out without being able to self revive since he didn’t bother unlocking his waybounds and perpetually runs Zenurik. Just as the Queens intended.