Own a Kuva Chakkhurr for home defense, since that’s what the Queens intended. Four tenno breach into my galleon. "Found you!" As I grab my helmet and Mars rifle. Blow a redbull can sized hole in the first one, he’s downed on the spot. Draw my Stug on the second, miss him entirely because it’s a Stug and nail a thrall’s Drahk. I have to resort to the Rampart mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with toxin. "Nice helmet! I'll use it to serve dip." The toxin rounds shreds two tenno in the volley since it ignores shields, the sound spooking a sentry and making him lockdown the whole ship. Use Overload and charge the last pathetic worm. He bleeds out without being able to self revive since he didn’t bother unlocking his waybounds and perpetually runs Zenurik. Just as the Queens intended.
Facts tho Most of sciences glowups started as hold my beer moments.dudes out here taking unhinged to Olympic levels, but even if this flops, we’ll get a killer case study on how not to become immortal. Respect the yolo energy history’s biggest Ls still taught us stuff.
what’s funny? Why do people think that this type of trolling is funny? I really don’t understand. There are people who are waiting for years. People speculating and trying to do something useful or just chatting with other members of the fanbase. I know that jokes are funny and shitposting can be the same, but what’s the point of hyping up the ones who are patiently waiting. Try doing something different if you want attention. Try another way of interaction. This sub is becoming the representation of the worst part of the internet. I joined long ago and used to chat and have fun with people. Now everyone just keeps faking news or makes jokes. Why don’t we all try to have some normal conversation? I really want this game out, only to see this sub normalizing and hopefully going back to how it used to be. Meanwhile, keep trolling if you think this is incredibly funny.
What the slippery slope did you just say to me you little strawman? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in appealing to emotion, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on loaded questions. I am trained in fallacy warfare and I'm the top debater in my entire high school. You are nothing to me but just another bandwagon. I will attack your character instead of engaging with your argument with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my anecdotes. You think you can get away with making logically sound arguments over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of trolls across the Internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for our fallacies, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call logic. You're no fucking scotsman, kid. I can be ambiguous anywhere, anytime, and I can derail your discussion in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my false cause. Not only am I extensively trained in irrational argumentation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the r/politics comment section and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable argument of the continent, you little Texas sharpshooter. If only you could have known what unholy middle ground your little "logical" argument was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking burden of proof. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're begging the question, you black or white idiot. I will shit ad hominem all over you and you will appeal to nature in it. Tu quoque, kiddo.
Literally unplayable. I'm deleting World of tanks blitz and quitting the game forever. I can't believe Wor Gyamung would make such a horrible and embarrassing mistake. Shameful. Absolutely shameful. I don't know how he could ever look at his family in the eyes ever again after this. World of tanks blitz has truly fallen from grace, and there's no saving it. How pathetic. Worst game ever created by mankind. It's an achievement really. I'm just so disappointed that Gar Wayming would ever do this. I remember thinking about how cool they were when I was a small child, but I guess all good things eventually come to an end in this cruel world we live in. In fact, I don't think I want to live in this world anymore. Not in the same world as this game. Goodbye. Those will be my last words.
Its from 4chan /vt/ (Virtual YouTubers) board where there’s a joke that Vesper from Holostars is a supervillain causing every drama to happen in Hololive.
>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>dressed up as Kotoka and asked Mel about cover's secret projects then told Yagoo about it
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie onstream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>ripped a fat shart during Cecilia's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Gura, Ame, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infected Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>told Risu to never do Karaoka streams
>told Kronii, Mori, Ame and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>hired Jurard
>hired ERB
>is omegalpha
>is jchad
>organized HLZNTL, forced the girls to join at gunpoint
>Convinced Coco she'd make way more money as an indie in the long term
>forced Sana to graduate
>dressed up as Ollie and passed Jurard the interview questions so he could ace the interview
>told Jurard about "hate marketing" told him to tweet at Gura and Mumei to intentionally piss people off
>decided to fuck with Nijisanji for a change and told Riku it would be a genius idea to have management harass Selen while she was in the hospital and subsequently to have the black screen stream after that backfired
>is responsible for Fauna's periods incapacitating her for a week every month
>convinced Kronii to go on hiatuses to get plastic surgery
>gave Mumei her throat problems
>is the manager that told Haato she couldn't go on the EN Minecraft server anymore
>runs ERB's youtube account, is the one constantly writing messages in holostars' chat
>convinced Bettel to collab with Bae and said his fujos wouldn't get mad
>convinced ERB that homocollabing would be good for her growth
>convinced ERB that doing nothing but unarchive Karaokes and superchat readings would be good for her growth
>runs all the accounts constantly asking Kiara and Irys to homocollab
>wrote the script for Fauna's and Ina's talks to their chats
>convinced Shiori to have the "collab choices" talk during debut
>runs all the accounts constantly shittalking Nerissa's gaming skills causing her to drop games
>gave A-chan's parents cancer forcing her to quit her position to take care of them
>told Gamma to send dick pics to holomembers
>pulled Mori's perms for dark souls 3
>fucked with Gura's projects and mixed her songs
>told Ririka that homocollabing would be great for her career and to chastise her fans for not liking it
>vaccinated Shiori as a child and gave her crippling autism
>impregnated Watame's mother and told her she shouldn't have been born
>convinced Fuwamoco to move to Japan
>dresses up as Fuwawa and molests Mococo every night
>told Matsuri she should ERP during VCR GTA RP, is the twitch jannie who banned the E-celeb she ERP'd with so that his fans would attack her
>collabed with Tenma and cucked her fans
>told yagoo to have the stars join GTA RP to cuck other fans of girls from other companies
>convinced Magni that the both of them could totally make it as indies, told him he'd easily pay off his student loans once they don't owe cover a cut anymore
>Married Aqua and told her to become a housewife
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora
>convinced Fauna to graduate and filter unicorns on her rebrand
>hacks Kronii's account to advertise crypto coin
pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes told his manager to fuck off is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information dressed up as Kotoka and asked Mel about cover's secret projects then told Yagoo about it hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream is the host that blackmailed Matsuri was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her fingerbanged Ollie onstream set fire to Subaru's house orchestrated the trash taste collab Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream convinced Pekora to buy a monkey dug the hole in minecraft injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream ripped a fat shart during Cecilia's stream gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood built Bae's cuckshed damaged Suisei and Marine's voices is the reason why Gura, Ame, Shion and Ayame barely stream sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab made kobo eat literal shit traced Nene's drawing forces cover to sell acrylic stands drugged Mori right before meme review gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan is the shadow president of Taiwan simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager" fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans" added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust) planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder infected Kanata with her ear disease got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned told Susan to crack down on lewd content tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab Fired Shinove Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate Hired Hitomi Chris gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors Graduated Hitomi Chris leaked the info that got Mel fired was the manager that kept denying Fauna's ideas is the college professor that keeps assigning too much homework for Mumei is the one who got Gigi into league of legends is the one who got Towa into street fighter is the guy who bought the last concert ticket just before you were going to buy it is the reason customs lost your merch>hired Tempus hired Mori hired Jurard hired ERB is omegalpha is jchad organized HLZNTL, forced the girls to join at gunpoint Convinced Coco she'd make way more money as an indie in the long term forced Sana to graduate dressed up as Ollie and passed Jurard the interview questions so he could ace the interview told Jurard about "hate marketing" told him to tweet at Gura and Mumei to intentionally piss people off decided to fuck with Nijisanji for a change and told Riku it would be a genius idea to have management harass Selen while she was in the hospital and subsequently to have the black screen stream after that backfired is responsible for Fauna's periods incapacitating her for a week every month convinced Kronii to go on hiatuses to get plastic surgery gave Mumei her throat problems is the manager that told Haato she couldn't go on the EN Minecraft server anymore runs ERB's youtube account, is the one constantly writing messages in holostars' chat convinced Bettel to collab with Bae and said his fujos wouldn't get mad convinced ERB that homocollabing would be good for her growth convinced ERB that doing nothing but unarchive Karaokes and superchat readings would be good for her growth runs all the accounts constantly asking Kiara and Irys to homocollab wrote the script for Fauna's and Ina's talks to their chats convinced Shiori to have the "collab choices" talk during debut runs all the accounts constantly shittalking Nerissa's gaming skills causing her to drop games gave A-chan's parents cancer forcing her to quit her position to take care of them told Gamma to send dick pics to holomembers pulled Mori's perms for dark souls 3 fucked with Gura's projects and mixed her songs told Ririka that homocollabing would be great for her career and to chastise her fans for not liking it vaccinated Shiori as a child and gave her crippling autism impregnated Watame's mother and told her she shouldn't have been born convinced Fuwamoco to move to Japan dresses up as Fuwawa and molests Mococo every night told Matsuri she should ERP during VCR GTA RP, is the twitch jannie who banned the E-celeb she ERP'd with so that his fans would attack her collabed with Tenma and cucked her fans told yagoo to have the stars join GTA RP to cuck other fans of girls from other companies convinced Magni that the both of them could totally make it as indies, told him he'd easily pay off his student loans once they don't owe cover a cut anymore Married Aqua and told her to become a housewife raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora convinced Fauna to graduate and filter unicorns on her rebrand hacks Kronii's account to advertise crypto coin
