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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Congratulations on creating fetish perfection

    Quote of the month, "Congratulations on creating fetish perfection"
    Hello (Name). I've been into this shit hardcore for 8 years and counting now. If you look at my profile you'll see that I follow over 400 different inflation artists, and I also have over 50 gigabytes of images that I have spent hundreds of hours custom editing to my tastes using a cintiq I bought for this express purpose. Suffice to say, I have seen tens of thousands, of different images from hundreds, mabye thousands, of different people. I'm mentioning all this to show that I'm not just some random person who Jack's off to weird shit. Everything to do with inflation has been a hobby of mine for 8 years, so I consider myself a "professional" jackoff at this point. Now that I've given you all this backstory, I'm going to tell you why I mention any of it whatsoever. It's because this is the single greatest (insert fetish) image I have ever seen. For my tastes and preferences. It's absolutely 100% the best piece made to date. I could go on and on forever about why, but I'll spare you and leave it at that. Congratulations on creating fetish perfection. Have a nice day

    Use this when someone makes a Nobody: joke on YouTube

      They forgor πŸ’€ how to be funny
      Holy shit did you just say Nobody:? Holy Fuck that's so fucking funny and original I'm actually laughing my ass off holy Fuck there's blood and shit everywhere why the fuck is it so funny. Holy fucking shit you are actually the best comedian in the entire universe

      𝔒π”₯ π”ͺ𝔦𝔫𝔒 𝔀𝔬𝔑

        haha I jest
        𝔒π”₯ π”ͺ𝔦𝔫𝔒 𝔀𝔬𝔑, β„‘ π”žπ” π” π”¦π”‘π”’π”«π”±π”žπ”©π”©π”Ά π”₯π”žπ”±π”₯ 𝔰𝔒𝔫𝔱 𝔱π”₯𝔬𝔲 π”ž 𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔒 𝔬𝔣 π”ͺ𝔦𝔫𝔒 𝔠𝔬𝔠𝔨 π”žπ”«π”‘ π”Ÿπ”žπ”©π”©π”°...𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔱π”₯𝔒𝔒 𝔑𝔒𝔩𝔒𝔱𝔒 𝔦𝔱!! '𝔏𝔒𝔰𝔱...𝔱π”₯𝔬𝔲 𝔑𝔒𝔰𝔦𝔯𝔒 𝔱𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔨? π”₯π”žπ”₯π”ž β„‘ 𝔧𝔒𝔰𝔱, 𝔑𝔒𝔩𝔒𝔱𝔒 𝔦𝔱...𝔰π”₯𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔑 𝔱π”₯𝔒𝔒 π” π”―π”žπ”³π”’... π”₯π”žπ”₯π”ž π”«π”žπ”Ά, π”Ÿπ”žπ”«π”¦π”°π”₯ 𝔦𝔱...'𝔩𝔒𝔰𝔱?
        oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

        Femboy Pipeline

          A femboy is a slang term for a young, usually cisgender male who displays traditionally feminine characteristics
          First they joke about not liking femboys but thinking they are cute, then they get curious and look at them feeling attraction to the femboys, they still think they are straight and that femboys are girls with dicks, but soon enough they're watching sissy porn and jerking to them. They start thinking that maybe taking it up the ass feels better than jerking. They start doing butt stuff with dildos and find that's it's the best way to get off. Soon they notice the femininity in some of their features and want them to be more like that of femboys they see, they cosplay anime girls a few times then realize they are attracted to themselves in this state. They end up becoming the femboy and posting pictures so people tell them how cute they are which feeds their ego and continues the cycle. It all starts with Pantsahat's videos This is the femboy pipeline

          You memers and your references.

            sure grandma let's get you to bed
            You memers and your references. Oh boy.

I remember the old days when memes actually used to require effort. Now all you kids do is repeat the same old tired phrases and concepts without a second thought. There's literally no effort placed into your memery. It's just a bunch of empty, meaningless nonsense.

I wish we went back to the old days. Things were so much better then. Real news, real problems in the world, real memes that we had to be CREATIVE enough to come up with and keep, rather than relying on the power of the World Wide Web to carry our ideas everywhere.

I hope you kids get your comeuppance so you will finally understand what a true meme is.

Someday, when the internet breaks down under the weight of its idiocy, you shall finally come to understand what it means to create and maintain real memes. Until then, you'll just be the same old snowflakes that the older generation rightfully complains about.

            Yaoi Fangirl

              Yaoi is a genre of fictional media originating in Japan that features homoerotic relationships between male characters.
              No. No. You just wait a FUCKING SECOND. What the fuck did you just call me? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? I’ll have you know that I’m a yaoi fangirl and PROUD. You don’t INSULT me. And by the way, no. No, it’s not β€œgay.” Do you even KNOW where that came from? Japan. β€œGAY” CAME FROM JAPAN. THE PROPER TERM FOR β€œGAY” IS YAOI. Just because I’m eleven doesn’t mean that I can’t be a perv. I’m mature. I write yaoi fanfiction. I have many people who like my yaoi posts on fanfiction.net and deviantART. I read yaoi every day. Yaoi is my life. I couldn’t live without yaoi. I would die without it. I know everything about yaoi sex. I read a fanfiction where the seme (that’s the dominant male in the relationship.) fingered the uke. (that’s the smaller guy.) He used four fingers. That’s to prepare him for sex. I’M NOT STUPID. I read my first doujinshi when I was ten. I’m NOT like other kids, SO STOP SAYING THAT I AM. I’m sick of it. I’m so fucking sick of all of it. I’ll have you know that I knew what a penis does when I was NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD. NINE. I WAS FUCKING NINE. I BET THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A PENIS WAS WHEN YOU WERE NINE. I type with proper grammar, and you don’t. You aren’t better than me. You don’t even use the right word for yaoi. It’s not gay. Do your research. By the way, gay porn is disgusting. It’s nothing like yaoi and it’s unrealistic, and gross. The ukes are usually not even shorter than the seme. It’s disgusting. Fuck all of you. I’m eleven and I’m not β€œstupid” because I actually know about the origin of yaoi and you don’t. Fuck you. Fuck off