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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Found on r/HydroHomies

    That's where you're wrong partner. You've never seen me guzzle a full 4L in one go. By the time the first litre is gone, every pair of panties in the room has already hit the floor; every female human in a 12 kilometre radius explodes with a sexual fury likened to that of a monsoon. And for the males? They are made to look like little boys, shaking in their little boy boots. Scientists say you should only drink 250ml of water every 15 minutes to prevent oversaturation of the electrolytic cells, but I am a man of faith, a man of God, and this allows my body to accommodate the most egregious amounts of water without risk of death. So tell me, you casual; are you intimidated by me? You should be. God forbid I drink even a small cup of water around your female girlfriend, because if that were the case.... you'd be sleeping alone tonight, partner.

    A pewdiepie submissions user goes on a rant

      Ok so people can’t have opinions, the people on this sub are the reason there are instructions on toothpaste. Everyone here are cancerous sheep who have been mind controlled to upvoting if they see a 69, 420, Instagram Fortnite and TikTok bad Minecraft good. I’m not saying I like any of these more than Minecraft but people are allowed to have opinions. So next time you call someone a normie realize who the real normie is🤡

      Discord – after someone lost an argument

        I am being serious: none of you are intelligent enough to understand why you're stupid. Usually I'm memeing or injecting a little bit of irony for fun but there is no irony here. All of you, with one or two exceptions, have little more than a thimbleful of political credibility and it stems from your complete inability to think through or research your points beyond coming to a conclusion spoon-fed to you by the culture around you since birth. None of you have the intellectual capacity to question the world around you and at least half of you don't even have the potential to develop it.

        UwU! What’s this?

          UwU! What’s this?~ someone’s got a bulgy wulgy! A weally BIG bulgy  wulgy! Let’s take a wooksie, shall we? What’s that? It’s...it’s a t-  tumor? O-Oh.

          Normal people: “I like to read.” Anon:

            I  am a lover of fine literature; most notably the epic poems of Ancient  Greece. I find that today's writers lack the rhetorical wit and  emotional depth of the ancient writers of yore.

To wit, an uneducated buffoon of lower intellect today may say to you - Hey, what's up? Wanna smash?

Whereas  a fine gentleman (such as myself) will quote the estimable Homer  himself - There is the heat of Love, the pulsing rush of Longing, the  lover’s whisper, irresistible—magic to make the sanest man go mad.

Now will you take my hand while I escort you to my subterranean abode?

            i laughed, came, and had an epileptic seizure

              i laughed, came, and had an epileptic seizure upon seeing this post. It is in fact so hilarious that after I showed it to my entire family they nearly died from asphyxiation because they couldn't stop laughing at this quirky post. I am currently at my mother's funeral, and the priest is unable to keep a straight face when he reads about the cause of her death.

I'm just happy my mom died with a smile on her face :)