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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Another rick and morty copypasta

    My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.

    Stop saying “shut up boomers”

      I’m sick and tired of you kids making fun of boomers. Do you realize you probably wouldn’t exist without boomers? You’d probably be cum in a sock or swallowed by some whore at a truck stop if wasn’t for your dad, who is a boomer. Boomers are awesome they made the world it is today. Thanks to them the planet is getting warmer so we get to spend more time at the beach, they’ve made the planet a better place for us and we should be grateful. Stop hating on boomers it makes you look like the spoiled brat that you are. Boomers created spongebob and rick and morty and all the gay cartoons you love. Maybe you should watch more boomer shows and stfu you little bitch. Guess what? Joker was played by a boomer dumbass so why so serious??? Shut up millennial!! Why don’t you go jack off on Snapchat to some e thot or make a fool of yourself on tik Tok for the world to remember you as a waste of breath??! Shut up boomer?!!?! How about you attach some breast pumps to your huge man boobs and make some breast milk cheese to sell in the local farmers market because what else are you good for you young sapling!!! Saying shut up boomer isn’t funny!!! You shut up!!! Idiot

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        Only a spoonful explained

          As we can see, King Bach has presented a rather large spoon to his friend. The humor stems from the fact that King Bach would like to eat some ice cream but his friend resorts at him, saying he can only have a spoonful and nothing more. Bach then suddenly changes his expression and body language that he is in possession of a spoon. And not just any spoon, it is a massive stainless steel spoon. This is funny because you would never expect someone to be in possession of a massive spoon to eat 
          Ok... so hear me out. This dude is at his friends house. They’re just hanging out like friends do. But then all of a sudden, this dude has a desire for some ice cream. This is where it get interesting. The dude sees his friend in the kitchen with him. “Ayo dog can I get some ice cream?” He asks. His friend decides to be a good friend and let him have some ice cream, but he limits his amount of ice cream to only a spoonful. “Only a spoonful.” he says. This is where it gets really good. This dude knew he was gonna only let him have a spoonful, therefore he came prepared. As he is about to open the fridge to aquire the ice cream. As he puts hus hand on the handle, he looks at his friend with an evil smirk on his face. He pulls out a spoon that is above average size. Normally referred to as a comically large spoon. His friend knew that he had messed up because the giant spoon is still a spoon, therefore it was still a spoonful. He opens up the fridge to acquire the ice cream and then the video ends. Now tell me, is that not the funniest shit you’ve ever heard?

          “Only A Spoonful” But It’s Verbose

          Casual greeting, my close friend. I am requesting access to the product of which you own inside of your refrigerator, that product being a sweet and frozen food typically eaten as a snack or dessert.
          
          I will allow you access to this product of mine under one condition. You are only allowed to consume the amount of ice cream to fill a spoon.
          
          King Bach then pulls out a comically large spoon with a smug look on his face. The twist here is that due to the spoon being comically large, King Bach can eat pretty much all the ice cream he wants, while still only having a spoonful of ice cream.
          A spoon that was present in King Bach's ice cream vine, where he had asked if he could have some of his friends ice cream. When King Bach's friend was presented this question, he said that King Bach could only consume one spoonful of the ice cream. (Context: The friend bought the ice cream and did not want to share all of the sweet frozen treat, a logical decision to make). When King Bach was given the yes to have only a spoonful of his friend's ice cream, he pulled out a comically large stainless steel spoon. With a smirk on his face, he opened the door to the freezer where the ice cream was stored, and would then consume a spoonful of the ice cream. Since the spoon was so comically large, King Bach would be able to consume all of the ice cream, while only having a spoonful.
          
          "Can I get some ice cream?"
          
          "Only a spoonful."
          
          King Bach pulls out a Comically Large Spoon

          Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid?

            Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

            Yes,I am a R.A.C.I.S.T.

              Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:
              
              Respect my friend's different beliefs
              
              Adore the little quirks in their traditions
              
              Care for my friends, no matter their skin color
              
              Inform myself on what taboos I should never break
              
              Smile when they speak their native tongues
              
              The French must be purged from the Earth