Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
I did it. I finally did it. I told my parents they're gay. After 2 weeks of struggles and hardships I achieve the impossible. My parents were shocked and heartbroken at the same time. They never knew they were gay until I told them. They had no idea what to do. I was furious. How could they have been gay and not told me? I know one thing for sure, I have to make them realise that they are now gay and there is no stopping it.Laugh away:
I know how to divide by zero.
I haven't figured out the mathematical/physical ramifications of my discovery all the way, yet, but needless to say I feel a great responsibility to research its effects on reality before publishing my work.
Like I said, laugh away, but I've outpaced Einstein and Steven Hawking by discovering math they couldn't envision and I'm withholding my ideas until I'm ok with understanding what will happen to the public when I expect to release this new, outrageously simple but pretty damn profound teaching that will redefine our view of reality and space/time.
Again, laugh, but be ready to eat crow later.What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.
According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: No one) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►► 5:12/ 7:𝟻𝟼 ───○ 🔊⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙️Greetings fellow user. I am saddened to inform you of the following information: as of now, we as a collective are currently unable to locate the whereabouts of the individual who asked.Nobody cares if you asked or not you fucking retard, nobody cares. The world doesn't revolve around you; not everybody gives a fuck about your opinion, you stupid fuck. I don't care.69 is so funny. Whenever I hear it, I just burst out laughing. I run out into the living room and grab the Tv remote. I start flicking through the channels. “You guys, it’s so funny, you’ll laugh so hard!” I can barely get it out as I’m laughing so hard, banging the table and snickering while I flick through the TV channels. I finally get to The CW, and the number 69 is on the bottom right-hand corner of the screen! My family and friends who were over all stand up in tremendous applause, and my wife and children come back from upstate to be with my comedic genius!dont mess with me cuz ill kill u i have admin guns ill kick u in da face ill spawn siren head ill get my stick MINIONS ill get dinosaurs ill spawn SCP-096 imma spawn peanut aka SCP-173 den ur neck get snapped + ur getting eaten by 096 so yeah boi dont mess with me!!!! U TRYING TO CRASH ME *kills u with admin gun then kicks* >:) DONT MESS WITH ME ILL KICK UR NUTS THEN U WILL BE CORNERED BY SPCS AND IDK DINOSAURS AND MUCH MORE SO DONT DO IT!!!!!!! u: wtf this kid is crazy (when u join my gmod server) *drops mic* HI THERE DUMMY *shoots*