Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but pokimane’s pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that it’s not simping. Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.Buddy, did you really just say “poop” in the middle of your discord call to get all of your fucking fat ass call me carson watching, gay ass friends to start laughing? You think that’s funny? You’re a fucking disgrace to society, you fat fuck. You think you’re fucking funny by saying either “poop, cock, or balls” and somehow manages to get laughs from your -12 IQ group of troglodytes. I wish you would fucking stop. Its not funny, you make 0 effort to produce any form of real comedy, and why I, an intellectual, am unable to find that funny. You are so unfunny that you have to resort to saying “cum” because your pea sized brain cant find anything else, you have to make these cringey ass jokes and this is why you have no friends at school. You are unpopular, cringey, and a fucking gamer. Get the fuck out of my igloo, you fucking non-membership penguin.Okay let’s see what we’re working with
Whoa
Nice chungus
Big, but not too normie
Breathtaking length
A 69 (nice)° angle
Eh, could trim the hairs a bit but we’ll work on it
Yep... I’d say that’s a pretty big chungus
I rate it... wholesome 85/100
Good job, kind redditorMay i, (insert name here) a woman respecting and feminist- supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and 1, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.I'm cancelling my tier 3 sub. 3 years, pokimane. 3 years I donated to you, moderated your chat and kept the scum at bay. 3 years of asking you how your day is, defending your honour in chat and even on twitter. 3 years... wasted.
I hope you read this, pokimane. I'm throwing away my copy of just dance I bought just to play with you in online coop. What use do I have for this? For one, I have no one to play it with (THANKS A LOT) and secondly, I don't feel like dancing right now, ever.
You danced right out of my life... and my heart.
I've just followed kittyplays, so long, pokimane. Hope it was worth it.T-pose! Sorry, I was just asserting my dominance... So you’re new here, right? Heh, I’ve noticed you’re a bit small there, you’re a little bit of a quiet potato. Me, I’m a big Chungus as you can see. Yeah, I’m in the band, uh, I play trumpet. Yeah and maybe a little bit of trombone, y’know? If I’m feeling it, yeah? Do you go on reddit? Do you like Rick and Morty? Me too! Do you watch callmecarson?