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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Testing. Testing.

    Testing. Testing. 123, is this working? Okay it is, anyways. I just wanted to say, shut the fuck up. Your voice sounds like a rat being yeeted onto the ground, being smashed with a sledge hammer then having its screeches amplified with a fucking megaphone. Like seriously your throat seems to have so much shit in it that your toilet is jealous. Please put tape over your mouth and wait patiently for the methyl acrylate to fuck up your masseter muscle so I have a slight chance of never hearing you speak over mic again.
    [wpedon id=813]

    Whenever someone says “meow”

      Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.

      Omegle posts be like

        If you skip fucking kill yourself. M18 looking for straight weeb girlfriend from east coast of USA WHO HAS NO FRIENDS, NO RELATIONSHIPS, NOTHING. to voice chat with. Do not waste my fucking time if you're not voice chatting. 1. I am looking for a girlfriend to voice chat with me every single day. 2. I am looking for a girlfriend who is going to get me OFF of Omegle. 3. I am looking for a girlfriend who is going to meet me in real life, or give me a place and a new life to live. 18+ only usa only / If there's no females on here I ask you go on all social sites and look for a female that needs me. *pinches your arm with finger and thumb* *gigantic* *lifts you off the ground* "Poor little female, very angry. Now now, settle down. Let the superior gender do the talking
        [wpedon id=813]

        Nice tits 😎

          Hello bitch, nice TITS ahahahahah milky millky milky baby thirsty mommy baby want milk suck suck suck suck hahahaha stupid cunt give me those big udders you slut hahahaha tits tit titty me your caveman me use big titty for big bitty hahaha honk honk honk slut cunt mommy honk honk milky baby want more now honk honk honk pitter patter on those big mommy milkies hee hee hee haha haaaa haaaa can’t stop the milk truck coming through honk honk all aboard the titty train hee hee woo woooooo honk honk honk!!!

          For the next time some 12 year old calls you a simp online

            OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT EPIC ROAST??!?!?
            
            Guys guys he called me a simp!
            
            OH NO! Whatever shall I do? My life...is over! My reputation...gone! This child has destroyed me with his cunning word choice and his genius intellect. Though I must say, while you may have been the one to kill me, I hold nothing but respect for you and your noble quest. Thanks to your good work, another simp, being myself, has been forever banished from the interwebs. Go forth, and claim a glorious victory! I wish you well, keyboard warrior!
            [wpedon id=813]

            I am probably the least racist person

              I finally liked all the #blackouttuesday posts. I literally searched #blackouttuesday and liked every single post. I am literally the least racist person in all of history. I can't wait for #asianoutmonday and #mexicanoutwednesday and #chineseoutfriday and #muslimoutsaturday. Because I will do the same thing to prove to everyone how unracist I am. Please dear god though I hope there is never a #jewoutsunday because those people are the worst.