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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

EXTREME FUCKING SPOILERS

    SPOILER WARNING copypasta
    HOLY SHIT. DO NOT LOOK AT THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING. DO NOT EVEN ACT LIKE YOU SAW THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE STUDIED EVERY SINGLE FORM OF MEDIA EVER. YOU NEED TO HAVE THOROUGHLY STUDIED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MOLECULE ON THIS PLANET. DO NOT LOOK AT THIS UNTIL YOU HAVE GONE ACROSS THE ENTIRE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE AND DOCUMENTED EVERY ATOM. YOU NEED TO ACHIEVE GODHOOD AND KNOW WHERE EVERY SINGLE ELEMENTARY FUCKING PARTICLE IS IN THE ENTIRE OMNIVERSE, WHERE IT WAS AT ANY GIVEN TIME, AND WHERE IT WILL BE. SIMULATE EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAS OR HASN'T BEEN IN THE SPAN OF AN INFINITELY SMALL TIME ON REPEAT FOREVER, AND THEN YOU CAN READ THIS.
    
    Anyways, here's what I was gonna say:

    I just have a penis fetish

      Penis fetish copypasta
      I'm not gay, but I want to suck a cock. Cocks look so juicy and tasty when you think about it. Just imagine slurping up and down on a warm throbbing cock as a man stronger and bigger than you pats your head and calls you a good boy. I'm entirely straight. I just have a penis fetish.

      Your autistic? LOL OMG đŸ„”

        You’re AUTISTIC right😏?
        OMG like, heyaa💋 Sooo um 😅This is super random and funny and stuff but, like
 You’re AUTISTIC right😏? Wait wait nooođŸ€Ł! Don’t like, have a little freak out or whatever! Goshh you got all red! LOL you’re so like, awkward😅cmoon you can tell meee! We’re besties now! You’ll make me happy! 😘Totes an Aspie rite? Mmm? Cant hear you cutie💖little louder, cmon! Speak upđŸ€­! USE YOUR WORDS RETARD~UGH. YEAH😍!? YAS!😜 Knew it omg! You were totes acting weird, making stupid noises, playing with your hands
.Oh and don’t think I didn’t notice the only time you looked up at me was to stare at my big butt lol! 🙄SOOO Not subtle! It’s ok tho umm
 😳I think autistic NEETS like you are pretty hot
 Soooo are you like, one of those porn addicts who got brain damage from gooning to hard , ooor
 are you a natural Aspie? Like, born with it and stuffđŸ˜©? đŸ„”Natural? Oh fuck yeah O.M.G
..! Like, Awesome! Hey umm
 you wanna hang out? I got some cool friends you’ll love! They know all about people like youđŸ§©!

        Hey my Sister is Dissatisfied with the size of her breasts

          My sister would like pictures of your breasts to compare
          Hey my Sister is Dissatisfied with the size of her breasts and i know this really weird and stuff (Which i also told her haha), but she would like pictures of your breasts to compare. uh, pretty weird but she really wants to see good-looking breasts. so if you send pictures of your breasts i give my cellphone to my sister and she gives it back to me after looking at it. she would be very happy and thanks in advance.

          You was doing PIPI in your pampers

            Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
            I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...