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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Shitting any% speedrun world record

    In order to save .8777560 seconds, i reverse jump out of my epic gaming chair while doing a frame-perfect vault in order to clip out of bounds. this bypasses the trigger that fully loads the level and allows me to b-hop directly to the toilet. keep in mind that in the character creation menu i did a quit out glitch right before the penis size and pant-selection menu respectively, This allows me to save another 5 seconds as i wont have to pull my pants down as well as saving me .0455556 seconds in total due to the aerodynamics caused by my cock and balls defaulting to the smallest setting from quitting out. RNGesus also blessed me this run with one of the smallest possible turds, allowing me to take only one second to squeeze the shit out of my ass. skipping the wipe cutscene afterwards allowed me to save approximately 10 seconds which is a nice bonus to bring this run to a close. all in all, even though this is world record pace, im sure someone or even myself could be able to shave a few milliseconds off of my new 4.97756 second any% shitter record.

    Found this to a reply to someone makes a JoJo reference

      Every JoJo copypasta
      WHAT IS THIS? DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!? SHUT UP! YOU'RE LIKE THE 26TH MILLION PERSON TO TYPE THIS INTO THE INTERNET! DO YOU THINK PEOPLE CARE!? NO YOU DUMBASS! AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT THEM TO!? YOU WANNA BE "FRIENDS" WITH THE SHIT SMEARED MONGOLOIDS THAT LIKE THIS STUPID FUCKING MEME GARBAGE!? Let me warn you, if you ever type that Fucking sentence again, I'll know, and I will fucking EAT YOUR LIMBS! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU PUTRID FUCKING CUNT!!!

      1 inch buddy

        Actually, I have my little 1 inch buddy over here. She's adorable. (I call my cock a she) You know, what I lack in inches, I make up for in width. My cock is fucking 2 feet wide, 1 inch long. Reminds me of my old cow betsy. Now that I think about it, I don't think Betsy was a cow, in fact, I think Betsy was a guy. Huh. Now I know I wasn't milking some udders, this changes everything. Guess I'm gay now. Fuck. Alright, back to jerking the old ween. I bet this relates to politics in some way. I don't know how, but I bet it does. You know, speaking of politics. I don't really like talking about it, but here I go talking about my political views. I personally believe that taxes should be raised for our government. Fuck you libtard. Suck my 1 inch cock.

        Found on r/HydroHomies

          That's where you're wrong partner. You've never seen me guzzle a full 4L in one go. By the time the first litre is gone, every pair of panties in the room has already hit the floor; every female human in a 12 kilometre radius explodes with a sexual fury likened to that of a monsoon. And for the males? They are made to look like little boys, shaking in their little boy boots. Scientists say you should only drink 250ml of water every 15 minutes to prevent oversaturation of the electrolytic cells, but I am a man of faith, a man of God, and this allows my body to accommodate the most egregious amounts of water without risk of death. So tell me, you casual; are you intimidated by me? You should be. God forbid I drink even a small cup of water around your female girlfriend, because if that were the case.... you'd be sleeping alone tonight, partner.

          A pewdiepie submissions user goes on a rant

            Ok so people can’t have opinions, the people on this sub are the reason there are instructions on toothpaste. Everyone here are cancerous sheep who have been mind controlled to upvoting if they see a 69, 420, Instagram Fortnite and TikTok bad Minecraft good. I’m not saying I like any of these more than Minecraft but people are allowed to have opinions. So next time you call someone a normie realize who the real normie is🤡

            Discord – after someone lost an argument

              I am being serious: none of you are intelligent enough to understand why you're stupid. Usually I'm memeing or injecting a little bit of irony for fun but there is no irony here. All of you, with one or two exceptions, have little more than a thimbleful of political credibility and it stems from your complete inability to think through or research your points beyond coming to a conclusion spoon-fed to you by the culture around you since birth. None of you have the intellectual capacity to question the world around you and at least half of you don't even have the potential to develop it.