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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Who asked?

    Every ‘Who asked’ copypasta
    According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.
    ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: No one) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►► 5:12/ 7:𝟻𝟼 ───○ 🔊⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙️
    Greetings fellow user. I am saddened to inform you of the following information: as of now, we as a collective are currently unable to locate the whereabouts of the individual who asked.
    Nobody cares if you asked or not you fucking retard, nobody cares. The world doesn't revolve around you; not everybody gives a fuck about your opinion, you stupid fuck. I don't care.

    69 is so funny.

      69 is so funny. Whenever I hear it, I just burst out laughing. I run out into the living room and grab the Tv remote. I start flicking through the channels. “You guys, it’s so funny, you’ll laugh so hard!” I can barely get it out as I’m laughing so hard, banging the table and snickering while I flick through the TV channels. I finally get to The CW, and the number 69 is on the bottom right-hand corner of the screen! My family and friends who were over all stand up in tremendous applause, and my wife and children come back from upstate to be with my comedic genius!

      Met a new player in TF2, this was their steam bio

        dont mess with me cuz ill kill u i have admin guns ill kick u in da face ill spawn siren head ill get my stick MINIONS ill get dinosaurs ill spawn SCP-096 imma spawn peanut aka SCP-173 den ur neck get snapped + ur getting eaten by 096 so yeah boi dont mess with me!!!! U TRYING TO CRASH ME *kills u with admin gun then kicks* >:) DONT MESS WITH ME ILL KICK UR NUTS THEN U WILL BE CORNERED BY SPCS AND IDK DINOSAURS AND MUCH MORE SO DONT DO IT!!!!!!! u: wtf this kid is crazy (when u join my gmod server) *drops mic* HI THERE DUMMY *shoots*

        FAQ: I just shit and cum at your comment

          FAQ
What does this mean?

The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.
Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:

    - Being gay

    - Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it

    - walter

Am I going to shit and cum too?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.

          True Brothers of Islam

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            Comment from idubbbz “controversy”

              no shut the fuck up you dumb fuck. you don't get to haha funny yourself out of this one. you're a simp. you act all edgy and cool on youtube and then go film your girlfriend shoving anal beads up her ass for onlyfans afterwards. fuck you. you lied to everyone. you ruined my life.