Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
Oh so I’m a simp?
- Complimenting woman on Twitter makes me a simp?
- Supporting woman with a $99.99 subscription to her onlyfans makes me a simp?
- Visiting her and getting arrested makes me a simp?
You’re right. It does make me a simp.
(S)uper
(I)ncredible
(M)an
Consider yourself lucky, kid. You got me to take out my sword. I was hoping it didn't have to come to this. Even I thought I wouldn't have to do this. Witness me as pull out my sword, a beautiful piece of glorious Nippon steel, folded over ten thousand times, crafted by the greatest swordmakers the land of Nippon has to offer. I have trained with this blade in several schools, but my power exceeded the strength of even their greatest masters. My techniques have been perfected through infinite training, my instincts honed by years of meditation in the far off land of Akihabara. Your depravity has doomed you to a death devoid of honor, be grateful that I at least grant you death by the blade using only 5% of my true power. teleports behind you Nothin' personnel kid.
You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat.
Next time you want to talk shit on me, remember my position in life and remember yours. I'm not some druggy piece of shit mf, I'm a fucking United States Marine. A title you will never claim. I've worked harder in the past 2 weeks then you ever will in your life. I have matured, learned, and taught myself how to be independent while you're still living on your parents paychecks. I make my own money, I pay my own bills, I work on a fucking Osprey while you can't even get a job at McDonalds. Don't ever try to talk down to me again because you were once above me because I will do nothing but strive to be on top and be better then the person I was yesterday. I've worked to hard and felt too much pain in my life for you to try and say you're better than me. Gtgo.
K?
K what?
K the letter before L, the letter after J?
Did you know that in JK, K stands for “Kidding”.
So your reply is “Kidding?”
Or K as in Potassium?
Do you need some Special K breakfast cereal?
K, as in K/O?
Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks?
Sharks has a K in it...
Damn man what a good comment. I can see the effort and thought it took for you to think of such an amazing and deep idea. It’s honestly so mindblowing it deserves a Nobel Prize. Please, my superior, provide more of your intellect upon us measly commenters. How can your brain be this big? Only you know, as your brain is the biggest and mightiest here. I wonder how many years of schooling and mastership it has taken you to reach a point where you can type such a holy manuscript. Speaking of holy things, this should be a verse in the Bible. Your words should be hung up on every house. I wish everyone could have the power to lay their fingers on a keyboard and compose such elegance as what you have just wrote, but alas, not everyone in this world is prepared to have such a way with words as you. Your comment is just so amazingly, mindblowingly perfect and insightful that not even the top Harvard scientists could compete. You, my good man, have such a wide knowledge of english and writing it is unfathomable.