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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


The Amazon river runs for thousands of miles

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    The Amazon river runs for thousands of miles. At some points it runs through areas of the rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface.
    Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by the human eye.
    These fish care more about this post than I do
    The Amazon river runs for thousands of miles. At some points it runs through areas of the rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface. Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by the human. These fish care more about this than I do.

    If you’ve been kicked from a game of among us, READ THIS

      amogus
      Did you know that InnerSloth (the owner of Among Us) says that you can't actually be kicked from a game by the owner? Section 34 of their TOS states that any individual who purchases a copy of the game has a right to play the game, and cannot be prevented from playing games by any individual. If you've kicked from a game recently, or want to learn more, google "Among Us rule 34"

      I fucking hate amogus

        This but unironically
        I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!

        When someone say “downvoted for emoji”

          Emoji?!🤯🤯1!?🤮🤮🤮WTF😭11!1😭😭😭!!?1?😭😢 emoji police🚨!1!!1🚨👮‍♂️👮‍♂️!!11!👮‍♂️👮‍♂️Get out 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️💨💨💨 of this sub 😡😡🤬!?!1can't like cuz it's 69 😏!!1!!1!😏😏!!😏69?!?! 😳😳😳😳 Noice!!1!!😂😂1!1😂😂 You don't find it funny 😳🤬🤬🤬😏 Ur a instragam normie!!!1😂😂😂😜😜🤡🤡🤓 Lololol 😂😎😂lol😎😂lol😎😊😎 Elon Musk!!!11!! Chungus Funny 😂😂lmoa😛😜mao😜 Keanu!1!!1!1!! 🤩🤩🤩 Momement wholesome 100😊😊😊😍😍😍Stunksss !!11! 📈📉📈📉📈 [everyone liked that] 👍👍👍👍👍 Ur sus😤😤sus😤😤sus😤Why you don't laugh?!1??1?1!!😡😡🤬🤬 it's an amogus referenc !!?1?!🤬🤬🤬🤬 Sus sus 😂😂sus sus !1!!11!😢😢😭😭😢😭😭😭ejected: imopter 😎😎👊👊👊👊 you 🧑👈👈👈👈 still don't get it 🤔🤔🙄😤🤡🤡cringe based!1!1!11 cringe cringe !111!1!11!!!cringe 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 sherk is awesome 😎😎😎😎😎 best movie in the worldo 🏆🏆🎖🎖🎖🏅🥇🥇 what? You play fortnite? 🤔🤔🤯🤯😬😬 More like fartnite 😂😂😂😊😊😂😂 also you watch tik tuk 😳😳😳😳 ewwwwww 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 you don't like dogs? 🐶🐶🤔🤔🙄😤😳😳What a piece of human trash🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑 10.000 of evolution🦍👨👴 for this sub human 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤬🤬trash we must kill u,🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 after this, Reddit will destroy 👊👊👊👊👊 all goverments 👿1!!1!!👿!1!!11👿 and become God!! 😡🤯🤯!11🤯😨!11😩😵
          
          Edit: Thanks for the first Upvote
          
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          Edit: Thanks for the 178th Upovte
          
          Edit: Thansk for the silver award
          
          Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
          
          Edit: Thanks for the 187273929th upvote
          
          Edit: Now this comment has more upvotes than the human population thank u guys 😗😗✌✌✌✌

          Not a Corporate Shill™

            This is not an ad. This is wholesome Disney content!
            No? You know what? Just go away.
            
            Every time someone posts a picture, a gif, a video, a screenshot, or just anything really that involves some kind of "corporate" thing - A video game, a logo, or probably just even the town hall of a city given how overboard you dummies go, you have to r/HailCorporate it.
            
            I'm done. I've had enough. You can't just spam r/HailCorporate and expect an upvote. You can't just be like "dude, you're playing a game?" and post r/HailCorporate. You just can't.
            
            I doubt you even work for corporate given how against them you are. You live in a cardboard box, typing on your CrapBook Pro, feeling good about yourself because you think you just "called someone else out" for being a corporate shrill.
            
            Just who do you think you are? Some epic 12-year-old on the internet with le cool fedora posting about how "corporate shrill hails this, corporate shrill hails that?" Well, I've got news for you. You aren't anything. You aren't epic, you aren't a 12-year-old, and your fedora certainly isn't le cool.
            
            I hope in time you will learn that not everybody and everything is a corporate shrill.

            People who say “have my upvote” are subhuman and should die by firing squad.

              Wholeheartedly agree. Take my upvote.
              I’m so fucking tired of hearing your stupid bullshit that you keep spouting all over this fucking site please for the love of god shut the fuck up. I’m not even being sarcastic with the title, I genuinely think there is no educating these dumb fucking stupid pieces of shit that plague this site. All you do is comment on someone else’s already stupid fucking garbage comment that is probably a pun or some shit, except you bring it to another level of worthlessness. Unironically saying “have my upvote” or “take my upvote” is not a victimless crime. The victim is me as I watch my brain cells radiate into the atmosphere never to be seen again while I read your retarded ass comment that is providing literally zero value to any part of human society. You could have commented anything, but what you chose to comment was so fucking dumb that it honestly isn’t even worth the couple bytes it costs to store the words you just wrote on some server, or the photons being emmited by my phone’s screen. They could have conveyed something useful, or at least powered a solar panel or caused a plant to photosynthesize. Your behavior makes me want to blow my fucking brains out on my wall it’s honestly so stupid. At this point no one’s going to stop doing this shit on this site, so the only solution is to set a precedent by executing some of these dumb fucks so the rest of them shut the fuck up and think of something funny for once in their unimaginably unoriginal life, where all they do is repeat some of the unfunniest shit I have ever read in my entire miserable existence. Kill me.