The art of the copypasta is an ancient technique used by multiple generations across the world. It is a staple of mocking culture, a cornerstone. You're saying that, because "it's a secondhand insult, it does not affect me". Do I need to tell you how stupid that statement that is? Do you know how politicians get their votes halved? Exactly, by the media. "B-b-but how does the media do this?????" I hear you ask. Well, they use their own words against them. Just because you said something doesn't mean you are ''immune'' to any insult involved with that saying. Your pathetic little brain isn't able to even comprehend basic karma and I do not have a smidge of empathy for your inevitable failure in life. The author of a terribly written book is never immune to criticism. "Well, they spent a lot of time into writing the book so-" Shut Up. No. The mere cringe I experience when you speak using that voice of yours and its very own screeching nagging tone is close to infinite. The sheer inability of your mind to get a grasp of modern culture and society is a massive red flag involving all your future interactions with actually competent beings. I actively yearn for the day that your IQ surpasses 7 but alas, it'll sadly never happen.
Kind Regards,
me
FAQWhat does this mean?
The amount of cum (semen) on my phone and Reddit phone has increased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of cum. These include, but are not limited to:
• you being a femboy, • Spreading sti infections, • Sarcasm correctly flagged with a /s.
Am I banned from the Reddit?
No. But you should make comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to not cum.
I don't believe my comment deserved a nut. Can you un-nut to it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a nut. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot your nut on me. I tend to respond to Being shot with nut within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of nut appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the nut and move on. your behavior will be nutted to on Reddit.com. I will continue to nut until you stop boing so hot 😩 Remember: I’m horny uwu
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Hey teach I was wondering, what is a ratio. You see yesterday when I was on Twitter Dot Com I got HELLA ratio'd because I don't know how to spell whens day. I mean really why should I care about english like really its like americaneese and America is super racist they had slaves. Anyways teach back to what I was asking how the fuck do I get my twitter unsuspended.
