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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


For the next time some 12 year old calls you a simp online

    OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT EPIC ROAST??!?!?

Guys guys he called me a simp!

OH NO! Whatever shall I do? My life...is over! My reputation...gone! This child has destroyed me with his cunning word choice and his genius intellect. Though I must say, while you may have been the one to kill me, I hold nothing but respect for you and your noble quest. Thanks to your good work, another simp, being myself, has been forever banished from the interwebs. Go forth, and claim a glorious victory! I wish you well, keyboard warrior!
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    I am probably the least racist person

      I finally liked all the #blackouttuesday posts. I literally searched #blackouttuesday and liked every single post. I am literally the least racist person in all of history. I can't wait for #asianoutmonday and #mexicanoutwednesday and #chineseoutfriday and #muslimoutsaturday. Because I will do the same thing to prove to everyone how unracist I am. Please dear god though I hope there is never a #jewoutsunday because those people are the worst.

      We did it boys, racism is no more.

        My fellow Americans, due to the overwhelming amount of Black squares teenage girls are posting on Instagram, the supreme court has decided end racism completely. We did not think you would go to such extreme measures but you have very much proved your point. The Military will be told to stand down just please stop. Thank you

        hey ladies would you like to get rich by running your own business from home?

          Hey👋 ladies💁‍♀️ 📷 Would 😍 you 👈 like 👍 to 2️⃣ get 😮 rich 💰💰💰 by running 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ your 👈 own business 👩‍💼💼 from home 🏡 with just ☝ your phone? 📱🤳 Well 🤷‍♀️ you can't. 😂 Get 👏 a 👏 real 👏 job 👏 you 👏 stupid 👏 cunt

          A message from someone who DMed me after I pinged them twenty times

            Why the fuck do you even do this? Do you not have friends? Do you not have hobbies? DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LIFE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD? JESUS CHRIST, YOU MIGHT AS WELL START MAKING YOUR BALLS INTO SNOWFLAKES IF YOUR THAT BORED, JESUS CHRIST I'M TRYING TO ENJOY MY LIFE HERE SO SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FAILED ABORTION.
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            Response to Spotify Ad

              I fucking hate the eight track tape line. I hate it. Where the hell do they get off talking to their patrons like that? The tone in which the woman says it is so demeaning… so condescending… she says it as if she knows me. As if she knows my life. As if she KNOWS my struggles. But no. She doesn’t. She doesn’t know me, and she doesn’t know whether or not I know what an eighth track tape looks like. Nonetheless, it relents. Every time I turn on my 70s easy listening playlist she’s there. Watching. Waiting. Mocking. And every time, she’s there to tell me that I don’t know what an 8 track tape looks like.
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