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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


UwU! What’s this?

    UwU! What’s this?~ someone’s got a bulgy wulgy! A weally BIG bulgy  wulgy! Let’s take a wooksie, shall we? What’s that? It’s...it’s a t-  tumor? O-Oh.

    Normal people: “I like to read.” Anon:

      I  am a lover of fine literature; most notably the epic poems of Ancient  Greece. I find that today's writers lack the rhetorical wit and  emotional depth of the ancient writers of yore.

To wit, an uneducated buffoon of lower intellect today may say to you - Hey, what's up? Wanna smash?

Whereas  a fine gentleman (such as myself) will quote the estimable Homer  himself - There is the heat of Love, the pulsing rush of Longing, the  lover’s whisper, irresistible—magic to make the sanest man go mad.

Now will you take my hand while I escort you to my subterranean abode?

      i laughed, came, and had an epileptic seizure

        i laughed, came, and had an epileptic seizure upon seeing this post. It is in fact so hilarious that after I showed it to my entire family they nearly died from asphyxiation because they couldn't stop laughing at this quirky post. I am currently at my mother's funeral, and the priest is unable to keep a straight face when he reads about the cause of her death.

I'm just happy my mom died with a smile on her face :)

        Written in response to a furry comic on a video game subreddit.

          I have viewed various pieces of hardcore gay pornographic material, yet none of them have been as gay as this fucking image. You have taken something normal and respectable, and have shat all over it with your furry, “owospeak” garbage. This makes me want to gouge my eyes out. I have purchased 500 gallons of nitric acid in order to disintegrate me and everything I own because of this image. I am willing to bet my life savings you are not allowed anywhere near a preschool. Fuck.

          ok simp 😎

            Oh, so you support your girlfriend?

You simp. Okay Homer SIMPson. You absolute simpanzee. OOO OOO OO OO EE EE OO 🐒 <- that is you. You are nothing but sludge . You are putrid muck given form, weakness personified. I am not sympathetic. You are simp pathetic.

            You are NOT quirky.

              Wowww you like food, huh? That means you're quirky, right? WRONG! Everyone loves food you cum-soaked cunt, we LITERALLY NEED IT TO SURVIVE. You're not cool, you're not unique, you "loving food" isn't a fucking personality trait. You looove pizza and mcnuggets, and that means you're sooo easy to take care of, and guys should "date YOU instead of all these other hoes". Shut the fuck up.