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Why do people always say not my proudest fap?

    My proudest fap was jacking off to a doujin that had bad grammar and I corrected everything in the comments of said doujin while nutting
    Why do people always say not my proudest fap when refering to really wierd or bad porn? What's supposed to be your proudest fap then? When you came in 5 minutes from some vanilla porn? If you manage to get yourself off to some giantess pegging interacial porn you should be way more proud than if you only cum to a man and a woman having boring regular sex. It takes commitment, time and effort to get off to incest fishnet stockings vore porn. When you cum it feels like a real achievement, something to be proud of, but if you just cum to what everyone else is already watching then there's nothing to be proud of. You've done the bare minimum. Masturbating to furry reverse birth scat porn takes true effort just to stay hard. It trains your mental fortitude and teaches you to push on against all odds and when you finally orgasm it feels like you earned it. Now that's something to be proud of.

    ok and?

      ok and?
      "ok and?" and? and what? suck my dick? what the fuck do you want me to say? i already got my point across to your pubic brain and here you are acting like a smug smartass in a miserable way to be funny and trying to win an argument against me cause you won't accept fair criticism

      Nicki Minaj on COVID-19

        Nicki Minaj told 22.6m people COVID vaccines cause 'swollen testicles'
        Source
        My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

        POV: you just got downvoted by me 😎

          I just down voted you.

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          Throwing you a dislike 👎because:

☝: Your comment wasn't epic

✌: It was not funny

🤌: not cute or wholesome

🖐: I'll edit in another reason later

Better luck next time. I'd rather watch 5 Mr Bean movies than read that sh$t again......

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          Geometry Dash is easy

            Geometry Dash is a series of music platforming video games
            Do not fucking talk trash to me like this. You are garbage at Geometry Dash, do you fully understand how fucking shit you are the game? You're sitting there with an ass full of shit, and you're smashing your keyboard at me trying to beat the first level, the first fucking level. I want this to become very clear to you - I have beaten every single level in Geometry Dash, and I have collected all 3 of the secret coins. Can you even COMPREHEND my level of skill in Geometry Dash?

            I’m a regular John from city Kansas.

              I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!