No, they don't.
Have you ever been to Mexico? Some places there are nice but on the whole, it's a very depressing and dismal place to be. I can't imagine living there for more than a day or two at most, and nowhere but a hotel in that circumstance.
I have been to "the streets" several times, though, and know a fair bit about the goings-on of the major players there - even joined one of the local gangs (just for show, I didn't want any cuts or anything, it was purely symbolic) - and I have never once heard the term "Mexican handshake" used. Maybe you're just familiar with a more run-down or worse neighborhood than I am, but I'm pretty confident of my knowledge in these things (I tend to have more casual knowledge than most people just as a result of my relatively wide range of places I've traveled to and the cultures I've experienced)
So yeah, I think all of us would appreciate if, both for accuracy and for integrity, you didn't just try to make up slang words to sound cool for people on the internet, and only speak from the experience you actually have, as I try to do. Other than that, I hope you have a great day, and hope that no one asks your opinion on a subject in which you lack expertise, for I fear that there will be a situation later where your insufficiently truthful information will likely malign their ability to know as much accurate information as possible, and may therefore worsen decision making.
Edit: I seem to be getting brigaded by several hundred alt accounts of u/Johnnadawearsglasses simply because I called him out for his lack of real world knowledge. Instead of actually learning, he chooses to hide my actual experience and factual information. To everyone: please stop downshaking me. It only serves to silence me further, hiding valuable information about the state of cultural life in Mexico, and allowing misinformation to be spread. This is antithetical to all principles I hold sacred, and it must cease immediately. Thank you.
Can we keep the sexual posts to a fucking minimum guys? My parents stumbled on this sub the other day and now I'm not even allowed to access Reddit anymore because of the sex talk they saw in here. This is not a peepee, poopoo and vajayjay fun house. We are not heathens whose only role in life is to fornicate and laugh about fornication and then ejaculate that nonsense, spurting and spewing this so called "humor" on each other like animals. This is a place of worship. Meme worship. God is not pleased with you all. Repent.
Unless you have definitive proof that your cock has not been sucked, please stop saying ludicrous claims like this because quite frankly it's disturbing seeing so much misinformation being spread around.
More thank likely, your cock has been sucked. You are not unique just like the thousands of other people who came before you that claim their cock "can't be unsucked." Almost every single one turned out to be falsifying their cock's suck status and it's sickening to see this kind of shit be used for petty political gain.
If you would like to confirm once and for all whether or not your cock has been sucked, you need to go into the nearest medical facility immediately and they will perform a taste test on it. You will have your results back in 3-5 days and maybe then you can talk about not having a sucked cock.
So you call these things “chips”? Instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n’ pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen’s lovey jubily delights?
That’s rather bit cringe, innit bruv
These "Femboys" have ruined my life
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY IS THIS SUBREDDIT SO FUCKING HORNY FOR FUCKING FEMBOYS!! I GO ON TO REDDIT AND SIT DOWN EXPECTING TO SEE FUNNY MEMES BUT NO IT'S JUST FEMBOYS! I THE FEMBOYS ARE TAKING OVER REDDIT!!
EVERY FUCKING POST ON THIS SUBREDDIT IS JUST: FEMBOY! FEMBOY! FEMBOY! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE FEMBOYS! I LOVE FEMBOYS! I WANT A FEMBOY TO FUCK ME IN TBE ASS! I LOVE FEMBOYS! GOD I WANT A FEMBOY!
THIS GODAMN SUBREDDIT TRYING TO MAKE ME FUCKING GAY! IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT PICTURE OF ASTOLFO!!! HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS A BOY HE LOOKED FEMININE AND I'M NOT GAY! I WAS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO AN ANIME CHARACTER THAT LOOKS FEMININE SO IT'S NOT GAY!! YOU KEEP ON SHOWING ME THESE HOT GIRLS BUT THEN SUPRISE THEY'RE ACTUALLY A BOY!
I DECIDED TO MASTURBATE TO GAY PORN (just to make sure I was 100% straight) BUT THEN I END UP EJACULATING EVERYWHERE!!! I TRY AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT I KEEP EJACULATING EVERY TIME SO I ASK REDDIT HOW TO MAKE SURE I'M STRAIGHT AND THEY TELL ME TO HAVE GAY SEX AND IF I ENJOY IT I'M GAY (makes sense). I THINK THAT'S GOOD ADVICE I'LL GIVE THAT A TRY SO I ASK MY FRIEND IF HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX
AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER SAYS THAT I'M FUCKING GAY!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I'M DOING THIS TO PROVE TO MYSELF THAT I'M NOT GAY!! I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM BUT HE JUST KEEPS CALLING ME GAY (FUCKING ASSHOLE).
EVENTUALLY I COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW IF I'M ACTUALLY GAY IS TO SHOVE SOMETHING UP MY ASS AND IF I ENJOY IT THEN I'M FOR SURE GAY BUT I END UP FUCKING ENJOYING IT SO FOR A LITTLE BIT I SIT THERE THINKING "I'm definitely gay" BUT I GO ON REDDIT AND THEY SAY THAT IT'S NOT GAY TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS AS LONG AS IT'S A WOMAN FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS!! SO I'M NOT GAY FOR WANTING TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS!!
THE NEXT DAY MY MOM HEARS ME TALKING TO MY FRIENDS AND SHE TAKES MY PHONE AWAY BECAUSE SHE HATES IT WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE ON THE PHONE. AFTER SHE TAKES THE PHONE SHE STARTS IGNOREING ME SO I THINK SHE FOUND THE GAY PORN I SAVED ON MY PHONE!! I START PANICKING AND TELL HER THAT I'M NOT ACTUALLY GAY FOR HAVING GAY PORN ON MY PHONE AND THAT I WAS JUST DOING IT TO MAKE SURE I WAS STRAIGHT!! SO I'M PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT HOW I'M NOT GAY AND HOW BEING ATTRACTED TO FEMBOYS ISN'T GAY AND SHE'S SOBBING THE WHOLE TIME. I'M THINKING THAT MY MOM WAS SO HAPPY I'M NOT GAY THAT SHE WAS MOVED TO TEARS BUT GUESS WHAT
TURNS OUT SHE HAD NO FUCKING IDEA I HAD GAY PORN SAVED TO MY PHONE AND SHE JUST HEARD ME RAMBLE ON ABOUT HOW NOT GAY I AM AND HOW I'M NOT GAY FOR BEING ATTRACTED TO ANIME BOYS IN SKIRTS OR ANIME GIRLS WITH GIANT COCKS! NOW MY MOM AVOIDS ME AT ALL TIMES AND THE ONLY REASON I CAN USE REDDIT IS BECAUSE I NEED MY COMPUTER FOR SCHOOL!!!
SO YEAH FEMBOYS HAVE RUINED MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!!! I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY AT THIS SUBREDDIT FOR ALMOST MAKING ME FUCKING GAY!!
Hentai is an even worse form of porn because it is even more unreal, even further removed from reality, even more capable of displaying utterly fucked up and extreme stuff that cannot exist in reality. You know the stuff Im talking about and I dont care if you say you only watch the 'good' kind of hentai. It is poison in the worst form. It is attractive, that is the problem. Down that road lies lonliness and dissatisfaction. You need to let that poison go and find incomparable joys in real life. Luckily they are common. Go feel the sun on your face. Run and feel your body move. You can do it.
