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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


yee yee ass cat ears – Genshin

    Keqing mains on suicide watch
    Ah neko don’t hate me because I’m overpowered neko. Maybe if you got rid of those yee yee ass cat ears you’d get some travellers under yo skirt. Oh, better yet, maybe Aether will call your fake feline ass after he’s done fuckin’ with that funeral consultant or fatui harbinger he fuckin’ with ~~~Yuheng
    Hey can an Adeptus come up in yo crib?

Girl fuck you, I'll see you at the Jade Chamber.

Ah Keqing don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful Keqing. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass cat-ears you got you'd get some Rex Lapis dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Aether'll call your cat ass if he ever stopped fucking with that astrologist or acting grandmaster he fucking with.

Keqing...
    Ah, don't hate me Keqing cause I'm beautiful. Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass hairstyle, you'd get Aether on your skirt. Better yet, Aether would stop talking to Zhongli or Childe he hanging out with. See~ya.

    u got boxed like a fish?

      wiener built like tic tac?
      u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none? ur freer than a costco sample? any drillers? looking for a wambulance? a dollar tree headset?

      Here’s the thing. You said a “wyvern is a dragon.

        POV: You've triggered an internet neckbeard
        Here's the thing. You said a "wyvern is a dragon." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a 1k MMR feeder who studies dragons, I am telling you, specifically, in dota, no one calls wyverns dragons. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "dragon family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Varanidae, which includes things from wyverns to eldwurms to drakes. So your reasoning for calling a wyvern a dragon is because random people "call the flying lizards dragons?" Let's get gyarados and charizards in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a noob or a feeder? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A wyvern is a wyvern and a member of the dragon family. But that's not what you said. You said a wyvern is a dragon, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the dragon family dragons, which means you'd call eldwurms, drakes, and other flying lizards dragons, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

        My mad insatiable lust for successful women can no longer be contained!

          This is what happens when you don't jerk off
          My mad insatiable lust for successful women can no longer be contained!

You would cry happy tears if you knew the importance of this divine sexual mission that I am on. The sheer force of my will is enough to drive back any sense of rational thinking, I am propelled forward by nothing but the turgid veins in my hungry penis.

I am a man on a mission, who will stop at nothing to get what I want. Your feeble dainty woman hands are nothing compared to my big strong man arms. I want your hole, your pulsating meat sheathe under the sheets. Your warm moist cavity of love and fertility.

I want nothing but to drive my Excalibur into your stone of love.

I am a changed man now, what was once my sex drive - comparable to a slate of white marble - had evolved into something akin to a badger in heat.

The honey badger don't care.

I will destroy that vagina like it was the Death Star, and I was Luke Skywalker in a star fighter. In this new Eden that we shall create in this mortal plane from our fucking. I shall be Adam, the indomitable male alpha sexual force, and you will be Eve, my exotic Asian sex queen

          Dog water

            Your mom is literally freer than a sample at Costco
            Your literally free, Boxed you, Dog water, 0 Pr, You have no earnings, No wager earnings, Your free, Literally so free, Freer than a free sample at Costco, Your dog water, literally so dog

            White Lamar roasts Franklin

              D I N G U S
              Look here buddy, don't project your insecurities on me just cause you have a bad haircut. Maybe if you got it fixed girls would actually agree to go on dates with you for a change. Oh, or better yet maybe Tanish will call your dog butt if she ever stops messing with that brain surgeon or lawyer, or swimming pool cleaner, or marine biologist, or chiropractor, or police commissioner, or male stripper, or train conductor, or funeral director, or trailer park supervisor, or subway sandwich artist, or blackjack dealer, or costomer service rep, or gardener or k-pop raido DJ she's messing with. D I N G U S