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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


FUCKING CHESS UPDATE WHEN???? (OPEN LETTER TO DEVS)

    RTX chess when?
    Does anyone fucking know when the next dlc for chess is fucking coming? The bishop and rook update fixed lateral movement and the meta completely changed because of it and shit it was a gamechanger. But the queen update tho, they were just pandering to sjws to be inclusive and it's op anyway so nerf that devs, cuz that the grind got so much longer like I got time for that fucking bull. Fucking shit you'd think that after 1500 years, the game devs would have released an update or chess 2

    Why is my peepee hard???

      You need Jesus that's why
      ok so I saw this GIRL walk by in the SKIMPIEST outfit ever and my PEEPEE rose like 2 inches???? Like what do with my large peepee? Do I show to girl???? Do i report to police???? Why the FUCK my PEEPEE HARD???? I just want normal peepee pls reply with serious answers only :(

      Friday Night Funkin Cancelled

        Friday Night Funkin is a song based rhythm game.
        uhm... yikes... i just saw you retweet some friday night funkin' art and you didn't know the creator got cancelled?? i'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now... you have 24 hours to remove ALL FNF content from your profile, or you won't like what comes next...

        The Amazon river runs for thousands of miles

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          The Amazon river runs for thousands of miles. At some points it runs through areas of the rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface.
          Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by the human eye.
          These fish care more about this post than I do
          The Amazon river runs for thousands of miles. At some points it runs through areas of the rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface. Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by the human. These fish care more about this than I do.

          If you’ve been kicked from a game of among us, READ THIS

            amogus
            Did you know that InnerSloth (the owner of Among Us) says that you can't actually be kicked from a game by the owner? Section 34 of their TOS states that any individual who purchases a copy of the game has a right to play the game, and cannot be prevented from playing games by any individual. If you've kicked from a game recently, or want to learn more, google "Among Us rule 34"

            I fucking hate amogus

              This but unironically
              I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!