Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
Thank God? God!? God GAVE you cancer. Doctors eliminated your cancer against gods wishes. Thanks the doctors man. And if you can’t, then don’t ever go back to a hospital again. And when ‘god’ gives you cancer again, or heart disease, you better make sure you pray that shit away and don’t you dare go anywhere near a hospital.
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Dear (User)
I have personally reached out to you because of how your argument has affected me. Thus, I would like to go out of my way to congratulate you on developing such a powerful and convincing claim. Your wording and techniques used to enforce your argument are that of an English Major who aced Harvard. Truly, your opinions delivered through your words cannot be outmatched.
And while I see the thought, time, and serious dedication you have developed into a masterpiece truly ahead of our time, I hate to be the barer of rather unfortunate news. It has come to my attention that I have recently been in contact with your female parental figure, more commonly know as your “mother.” To be more specific, I have engaged in large amounts of physical intimacy with her, one could almost refer to as “sexual intercourse.” I apologize for the inconvenience this have may caused you.
Sincerely,
(Sender),
Most people drastically underestimate how big a 7" penis is. Statistically it's about 1% of the male population or less. A 7 incher will probably bottom out 90% of women, and cause pain to many of them.
I'm 6", measured with a ruler.
Every woman I've ever been with has told me I have a "big dick" or a "huge dick". About half the women I bottomed out (in certain positions), and about 20% bled after I had sex with them the first time (not on their period).
There was one woman I literally couldn't fit inside. Her vaginal opening could not accommodate me.
I had one girlfriend take me to a party wearing baggy shorts and encourage all her lesbian friends to grab my "giant dick" through the fabric of my shorts. Again I'm only 6 inches long but she though it was noteworthy enough to brag to all her friends about how my penis was the biggest she'd ever seen. She had been with a lot of guys too.
I've asked a few women how big they think I am, they generally think I'm about 8" long because they've been lied to their whole lives.
The average male is 5", but thinks they're bigger. 7" and up is extremely rare. Most of the dicks you see in porn look to me about my size, 6".
blue people don't exist. this is offensive. i have never in my life met a blue person. SMURFS ARENT REAL GUYS. IM TIRED OF SEEING THIS BLUE LIVES MATTER, SMURFS ARE NOT REAL THERE ARE NO BLUE PEOPLE. and even if they were real, they do not matter. i hate smurfs. theyre ugly and short. i could step on them. they have big noses. i just want to pick them up and bite their heads like laffy taffy. DO NOT STAN BLUE LIVES
Thanks for reminding me why I watch fansubs. Tired of these shitty localizations pushed by “politically correct” corporations in order to appease the blue-haired progressives of Twitter and Reddit.
The technical difference between “lolicon” and “pedophile” absolutely does exist, and in an academic or legal context, or among otaku characters making specific use of the term, it is definitely better to leave it as lolicon.
Edit: Lol mayo monkeys raging when confronted with any criticism towards their linguistic imperialism.