Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
I was jerking off to her yesterday night as she has got some nice boobies. Today i read that she won Oscar for best actress.
It couldn't be a coincidence that these two events happened when she was hoping for her first Oscar.
My nut got her Oscar, so if you ever meet her, tell Jessica that it was me.
If Jessica is reading this, then even better. You're welcome Jessica. You don't owe me anything.
You fucking idiot cocks are better than balls in every way. And I will show you why cocks are better than balls
Firstly the penis is more iconic with it's long thick stem and the head being an it's head with a design resembling a mushroom which, being one of the first lifeforms on the planet even preceding plants and barely changing over the millions of years it has existed shows that the penis's design is greay but, the penis makes the mushroom's design even better by taking the head of it and making it more aerodynamic which, gives it the ability to bulldoze through everything and everyone. The penis is a sign of masterfully crafted excellence, the ballsack on the other hand is just a bunch of organs haphazardly thrown together into a skin sack.
Secondly the human body spends way more resources on the penis than it ever spends on the ballsack. The human body specially pumps penis full of blood but, the might of the penis's might is so unparalleled that it uses up all of the body's resources if used for long stretches of time. The penis is only activated on a special occasion; the ballsack just hangs around.
Thirdly the penis has many imitators because it's a beautifully crafted device, as they say: "Imitation is the best form of flattery." The ballsack having barely any imitators to speak of is a sign of its inferior design. The mighty penis is the one to start many great businesses and an entire industry not the ballsack.
And finally the feeling of sucking a penis Is a feeling of pure ecstasy, nothing will ever beat the feeling of sucking on a big meaty penis. As soon as the penis hits your mouth it envelopes and overpowers you with its mere presence, lightly twitching in your mouth to show that it needs to be taken care of and that your only responsibility at the moment is to suck on it. The ballsack is a plaything the penis is to be taken seriously.
Jaden Animations is obviously not aroace. For many reasons, which I will state now: Number one, gay people aren't real Number two, she is my waifu and cannot be aroace. Number three, I said so Number four, she has a father figure so she cannot be gay Number 5, I had a dream we had sex so she's straight Number 6, I'm always right Number seven, she's doing it for attention Number eight, this only happened after Biden got in office. Arguments are pointless, there is absolutely no way you can argue about this.
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
I hate my autistic son
[Remorse]
I cant help it, my life is constantly terrible. I spend as much time as work as possible. The worst part is that I am supposed to pretend that I am happy about it. When we get together with the other parents and everyone is pretending their kids are as normal as anyone else. They are not. All of us secretly wish they were never born.
I would never dare tell my wife this. She is in total denial. Every time he screams or has a breakdown I just wish he would die. I believe that violence is a lot more common than you think. but my wife and I always control ourselves. I can't stand it though. Why has god done this to me, and why instead of having support are you not supposed to say this. It is terrible, and I did not deserve it yet I am supposed to pretend life is just great.
L + ratio + you have no maidens + you're tarnished + touch graceL + ratio + touch grace + maidenless + die in a ditchL + RATIO + YOU'RE MAIDENLESS + TOUCH GRACE + EASY BOSS