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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

I am sowwy, but I cannyot comply with that wequest.

    I am sowwy, but I cannyot comply with that wequest. It's nyot appwopwiate to use "uwu" speak in a pwofessional contwext, as it may be pewceived as unprofessional and could hinder effective communication. It's important to use appwopwiate language and maintain a level of pwofessionalism in all situations.

    Hire fans

      Is it me or Sony be making their lead female protagonist look masculine as hell..barely no curves or rough non feminine features..Unlike the average woman. Like *cough cough..TLOU2’s Ellie…etc. Just saying #My2cents
      Pic from the game on the left, fan made on right. Hire fans lol
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      Own a longsword for home defense

        Own a longsword for home defense, just like ye lordes of old intended. four rapscallions break into my cottage. “the bloody fuck?” as i grab my helm and swordbelt. ram a five foot blade into the first man, he’s dead on the spot. draw my seax on the second man, it doesn’t penetrate mail because it’s british and bruises his ribs. i have to resort to the ballistae mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with a serrated point, “your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!” the bolt catches two men and shreds them, the force cracks my sidewalk and sends concrete flying. draw flail and run down the last terrified bandit. he dies of brain damage waiting for the police to arrive since blunt force trauma can’t be healed. just as the lordes of olde intended.

        The original version was ‘Own a musket for home defense

        Luke Smith

          I will always remember Luke Smith as the perfect example of what happens when you fall for every single /g/ meme at once, without carefully analyzing them first.
          
          He owns four ThinkPads at least. While I see nothing wrong with them in themselves, as they are admittedly pretty good value for the price, four is just mindless consumerism, contradictory to his "philosophy".
          
          He started using every single shitty pseudominimalist, ncurses-based program, used a shitty riced out i3 setup of dubious actual productivity (like all tiling wms), then fell for the full Suckless meme and went in even deeper.
          
          Then he started making videos shitting on Python and praising C, which is ironic considering he is not even a programmer by his own admission.
          
          He effectively spent years trying out, configuring and hopelessly trying to integrate tens of meme programs to build what is, combined, effectively a shittier Emacs, just like most of /g/ was doing in their "productive" desktop threads a year or two ago.
          
          Then he read the Unabomber manifesto and blindly accepted it without constructively analyzing it first, same with the anarcho-primitivist ideology that was all the rage about a year and a half ago on 4chan and 8ch. While he stated on his website that he "didn't browse 4chan much anymore" it was obvious this wasn't the case.
          
          Then he went and took the memes way too far, and unironically went to live in isolation. While I see nothing wrong in itself, the actual reason he did it is massive cringe.
          
          He became Christian because of 4chan, the least christian website.
          
          He has the mentality of someone 10 years younger than he is, yet he acts like a literal boomer jokingly criticizing "zoomers" despite he himself being the worst example of a millennial.
          
          He attacks "nerds" when it't painfully obvious he's deeply unhappy with himself, as it was obviously self-directed criticism thinly veiled as an edgy dabbing video.
          
          He is a perfect example of someone you should avoid becoming at all costs.

          Tinder profile

            Its an infamous Tinder bio copypasta from an image someone took of a profile named Caleb. AKA Caleb copypasta, Tinder copypasta or “Let me guess…you’re 25 with 3 kids…”, its a series of copypasta used primarily on Tinder or dating apps.

            Let me guess...you're 25 with 3 kids, and you've done had your fun, now you don't want that, you want a real man to settle down with and take care of you and your kids because you let a loser nut inside of you. 
            
            I'm 6' even. Have my own house. 2 vehicles. And I make over $75k a year. What do you bring to the table? If the answer is "someone else's kids" then go kick rocks. No man will ever want you. 
            
            Stop saying your "thicc"... your obese 
            Also, your not a "dog mom", your a pet OWNER
            Let me guess… you’re 25 with 3 kids, and you’ve done had your fun, now you don’t want that, you want a real man to settle down with and take care of you and your kids bc you let a loser nut inside of you. 🙄 k
            
            I’m 6’ even. Have my own house. 2 vehicles. And I make over $75k a year. What do you bring to the table? If the answer is “someone else’s kids” then go kick rocks. No man will ever want you.
            
            Stop saying your “thicc”….your obese Also, your not a “dog mom”, your a pet OWNER

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