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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


If you had 24 hours with me, what would we do?

    Sexual intercourse. That's the answer for all of these. Every single one of you that uh "oh if you had 24 hours with me what would you.." Sexual intercourse. Every single time. We don't need to do any more. All done. You're so hot. Hubba hubba. Wanna have sex. That's it. No more. The dude that's like "Oh if I brought you Domino's and I worked at Domino's what would you do?" I'd take the pizza and I'd have sex with you. Cause you're so attractive. The girl "If I worked at Starbucks and I gave you your drink that you paid for but I looked at you, what would you do?" Intercourse. I would take you to the back and have intercourse, because I can't resist you. Okay? We're all done. There's no more. What more do we n- I need to fucking delete this app dude.

    You’ll find a linux user anywhere

      Just like Windows, iOS, and Mac OS, Linux is an operating system
      You'll find a linux user anywhere you mention Linux.

I'm sure if someone went to the moon and said "windows is pretty cool", then in the next 30 minutes a linux user somewhere in the world would burst a vein in his head and fly to the moon to tell the astronaut how he installed linux in 8th grade and his dad came back and how he solved world hunger by using foss so now no one spies on him and he's completely off the grid.

      Green M&M

        Originated from Tumblr where a person is roleplaying as the Green M&M
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        now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

        Gonna cry?

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          Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe? Maybe shit and cum?… Well then you fucking normie, maybe you should click on my username and on my profile you should see three dots to the right of my username. Click those three dots to open a dropdown menu reads "Block". Click that option and confirm that you want to block me to avoid seeing my future posts

          Op please

            Op please just think of hugging your friend and your tummy is touching her tummy. She is same height as you and She is holding you tight. Think of how safe and warm you feel in this moment. Think of her tight jeans rubbing against your jeans. Please just think of her deep voice whispering into your ear lobe. You will probably be cumming soon after reading this and I think I will too.

            A woman in my porn video?!

              Yanet Garcia. Your welcome.
              Fucking seriously. I was just jacking it off to some porn and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A FUCKING WOMAN. I inmediately knew this was the doing of those damn SJWs trying to force diversity into my entertainment. I could feel my masculinity decrease by the second so i clicked away and searched for a video with big sweaty strong men ramming their hips against each others round toned buttocks. Like every respectable man should dammit!

I just can't anymore. First they invade my films and now my porn? No, i won't let them. I declare war on every SJW out there. From now on i will exclusively jack off to porn with white male protagonists, and i urge you to do the same. That will teach them.
              Fucking🍆🍑 seriously😡. I🧑 was🤨 just😖 jacking🍆✊💦 it🍆🤛 off💦 to🥵 some👌 porn👙👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨📽️ and❔ guess🧐 what😲?! I🧑 came💦 across➕➕ a video🎞️🎥 with😱 a w×man🚫👩🤢🤢🤮 in👇 it🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️. A🤨 FUCKING👉👌💦 W×MAN🚫🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🤮. I🧑 imediately😲🤬 knew🤔💭 this⬇️ was😫 the🤔💭 doing😱 of those😡🤬 damn🤬🤬 S💬J⚖️W⚔️s trying😖 to😦 force✊ diversity👧👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 into👇 my🧑 entertainment🥳. I🧑 could😞 feel😓 my🧑 masculinity💪 decrease👇⬇️ by⌚ the second🕛🕐 so😯 i🧑 clicked👉🖱️ away➡️ and searched💻🖥️🔍 for a video📽️🎞️ with😳😲 big💪💢 sweaty💦🥵 strong💪🏿 men🧔🏿 ramming🤜🏿💥🤛🏿 their🧔🏿🍆 hips🍑 against👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 each🧔🏿🧔🏿 others🧔🏿🍑🍆🧔🏿 round🔄 toned💅🏿 buttocks🍑✨. Like👌👍🏿 every🧔🧔🏻🧔🏼🧔🏽🧔🏾🧔🏿 respectable🤝 man🧔🤝🧑 should🧐 dammit🤬🖕!

I🧑 just😤 can't😡😠 anymore🤬🤬🤬. First1️⃣ they👩👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿invade🇬🇧 my🧑 films🎬📽️ and🤔 now😦 my🧑😡 porn👙📽️? No😟, i🧑 won't🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ let🤬 them👩👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾. I🧑 declare🗣️📢 war💣 on every🤬 S💬J⚖️W⚔️ out➡️ there🗺️. From😧 now🔝 on🆘 i🧑 will😡 exclusively📽️ jack🍆👊💦 off🍆💦 to porn👙📽️ with➡️ white⚪ male🧔🏻 protagonists🗣️, and😕 i🧑 urge💪 you👆 to do👌 the same🧑. That👀 will teach👨‍🏫 them👩👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾