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You like Peppa’s Adventures?

    You like Peppa’s Adventures? Her early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Peppa’s Lullaby came out in '18, I think she really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. She’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Peppa has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '19 Peppa released this; My first album!, her most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Peppa and friends". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

    DONDA isn’t just an album

      I cum to Donda
      DONDA isn’t just an album, it’s a cultural reset, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled with thieves. It’s art, the first gift you open on xmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted, everything you need.

      STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US

        STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
        STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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        STOP POSTING ABOUT <>! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just <> stuff. I-I showed my <> to my girlfriend and t-the <> I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the <> is <> HAHA <>" I fucking looked at a <> and said "THAT'S A BIT <>" I looked at my <> I think of <> and I go "<>? MORE LIKE <>" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

        English isn’t my first language

          Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner, I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world is simultaneously shaking their head and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me.
          
          Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as Grammar Nazis) from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet.
          
          That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear.
          
          Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make:
          
          cock.

          Hindi version

          अपनी वास्तविक टिप्पणी शुरू करने से पहले, मैं अंग्रेजी दक्षता के अपने अपर्याप्त स्तर के लिए अग्रिम रूप से क्षमा चाहता हूँ। मैं दुनिया की वर्तमान भाषा का मूल वक्ता नहीं हूं, जिसके कारण दुर्भाग्य से जब भी मैं इस भाषा का उपयोग करके संवाद करने का प्रयास करता हूं तो मुझे कई शर्मनाक गलतियां करनी पड़ती हैं। जब भी मुझे याद आता है कि मुझमें अपने विचारों को वाक्पटु तरीके से व्यक्त करने की क्षमता की कमी है, तो मुझे लगता है कि जैसे मैंने कोई बड़ा पाप किया है, जैसे कि दुनिया का हर अंग्रेजी शिक्षक एक साथ अपना सिर हिला रहा है और कितनी निराशा के कारण आहें भर रहा है वे मुझ पर हैं।
          
          हालांकि मुझे पता है कि आप में से जो लोग मेरी टिप्पणी पढ़ रहे हैं, उनके लिए सॉरी बोलने से यह तथ्य नहीं बदलेगा कि मैं सही अंग्रेजी लिखने और बोलने में बुरी तरह विफल हूं, मैं इसे एक खास प्रकार के लोगों को रोकने के लिए लिख रहा हूं जो खराब अंग्रेजी बर्दाश्त नहीं कर सकते (अनौपचारिक रूप से व्याकरण नाज़ी के रूप में भी जाना जाता है) मेरी हर गलती का विवरण देने वाली अवांछित और अनावश्यक टिप्पणियों को पोस्ट करके मेरा मज़ाक उड़ाया। मेरी विनम्र राय में, व्याकरण संबंधी त्रुटियां पूरी तरह से स्वीकार्य होनी चाहिए क्योंकि देशी वक्ताओं को गैर-देशी वक्ताओं से अपनी दूसरी या तीसरी भाषाओं में वाक्पटुता से संवाद करने में सक्षम होने की उम्मीद नहीं करनी चाहिए। यदि आप पूरी तरह से समझने में सक्षम हैं कि दूसरे व्यक्ति ने क्या लिखा है, तो क्या वास्तव में उन्होंने जो लिखा है उसमें कोई समस्या है? नहीं, क्योंकि संचार की पूरी अवधारणा अन्य बुद्धिमान प्राणियों के बीच सूचनाओं का आदान-प्रदान है, जिसका अर्थ है कि सूचनाओं का आदान-प्रदान चाहे कितना भी हो, जब तक सूचना सही ढंग से साझा की जाती है, उनकी संवाद करने की क्षमता के साथ कोई मौलिक मुद्दा नहीं है . इसे दूसरे तरीके से देखने के लिए, याद रखें कि जो अंग्रेजी में धाराप्रवाह नहीं है वह दूसरी भाषा में धाराप्रवाह है। जब आप इसके बारे में इस तरह से सोचते हैं, तो क्या किसी के लिए किसी भी क्षमता में दूसरी भाषा बोलना प्रभावशाली नहीं है? सहानुभूति और सम्मान ऐसे गुण हैं जो इन दिनों बहुत से लोगों के लिए विशेष रूप से इंटरनेट पर गायब हैं।
          
          कहा जा रहा है, मुझे पता है कि दूसरों को सही करने वाले सभी नेटिज़न्स उपहास और शर्म की बात नहीं कर रहे हैं। कुछ ऐसे हैं जो दूसरों को सुधारने और बढ़ने में मदद करने के इरादे से ऐसा करते हैं। हालाँकि, अन्य लोगों की विफलताओं को सार्वजनिक रूप से प्रदर्शित करने से उस व्यक्ति को शर्म और उदासी जैसी नकारात्मक भावनाओं को महसूस करने के लिए आलोचना की जाती है, इस तथ्य के कारण कि उनकी गलती स्पष्ट हो गई है जो उस बिंदु को गंभीर रूप से कम कर देती है जो वे अपने प्रयास के बावजूद बनाने की कोशिश कर रहे थे। अंग्रेजी भाषा से अपरिचित। अधिकांश परिस्थितियों में जब लोग ऑनलाइन कुछ भी पोस्ट करते हैं तो वे भाषा सहायता की तलाश नहीं करते हैं। ज्यादातर लोग सिर्फ खुद का आनंद लेना चाहते हैं और इंटरनेट पर अच्छा समय बिताना चाहते हैं, इसलिए मैं आपके इरादों की परवाह किए बिना अन्य लोगों को सही करने के लिए प्रोत्साहित नहीं करूंगा। यदि आप वास्तव में दूसरों की वर्तनी या व्याकरण के साथ मदद करना चाहते हैं, तो मैं आपको निजी तौर पर संदेश के माध्यम से मदद करने की अत्यधिक अनुशंसा करता हूं क्योंकि न केवल आप किसी को शर्मिंदा नहीं करेंगे, आप अपनी व्याख्या के साथ और अधिक गहराई तक जा सकते हैं, जो मुझे यकीन है कि अगर वे मदद चाहते हैं तो दूसरे व्यक्ति बहुत सराहना करेंगे, लेकिन मैं पछताता हूं। मुझे पता है कि मैंने थोड़ा सा निबंध लिखा है, लेकिन मुझे उम्मीद है कि मैंने अपनी बात स्पष्ट कर दी है।
          
          वैसे भी, यहाँ वह टिप्पणी है जो मैं करना चाहता था:
          
          वीर्य।

          Shut the fuck up you nasty bitch

            Shut the fuck up you "nasty bitch", I don't know how the fuck you jump in my sight, you little "nasty ass nigga". Shut your little bitch ass up, you dirty bitch. Who the fuck is this lone head-ass jaw breaker looking ass in miss marry? Shut your bitch ass up you ugly ass nigga you dirty as shit bitch. I'ma get to flamin yo dirty ass. You greasy "cheeseburger body you limp ass nigga", you fat as shit bitch.
            shut the fuck up you nasty bitch. i dont how the fuck you jump my in sight you lil nasty ass nigga. shut yo lil bitch ass up you dirty bitch. who the is this fuck lone headass, jaw breaker lookin ass nigga in miss mary. SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YOU UGLY ASS NIGGA YOU DIRTY ASS SHIT BITCH. IMA GET TO FLAMIN YO DIRTY ASS YOU GREASY CHEESE BURGER BODY YOU LIMP ASS NIGGA. YOU FAT AS SHIT BITCH SHUT YO STUPID ASS UP BITCH.

            GUYS DO NOT FLASH YOUR NUTSACK AT ALLAH!!!1!

              I astral projected and entered the spirit realm and flashed my nutsack at Allah and he killed my mom. I tried bringing her back to life with selenite and quartz but she's dead and now Allah is banging my mom in the astral plane. I covered my house in salt and burned sage to try and cleanse his negative energy away but I can sense he is coming to kill and fuck the spirits of more of my family members. My goldfish is sick and I think he's next. Nobody is safe. Protect yourselves, witches.